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<0> well
<0> yeah
<0> advy
<0> advy we have questions
<0> like
<0> why do you keep opping umm.. the homo
<0> kawfee
<1> who thean?
<0> why do you op kawfee?
<1> i don't know
<1> i thought you did first
<0> no
<0> hell no
<2> hell.
<2> no.



<1> k honestly, i asked him for pictures of his sister naked sleeping
<1> and he actually did it
<1> so i didn't know what to do
<0> oh
<0> ok
<1> so after i jerked off onto my keyboard
<0> can I get copies?
<0> ???
<3> peach tea
<0> kawfee
<2> junee.
<2> you.
<2> complete me.
<2> you.
<2> you had me at hello
<2> face
<1> you had me at 'zip'
<2> mmmmmmmmmmmm
<1> b to the east to the ahhhhhhh
<2> we're like, kid and play.
<4> How come my MS intellimouse scroll wheel click doesn't open a new window. I went to mouse settings, but it wasn't an option. Can I update firmware or something somehow?
<5> kind of, but white and pasty
<2> hdpt00: have you tried disabling system restore and rebooting?
<5> hdpt00: i give that a firm maybe
<0> hdpt00: update your bios
<6> haha
<0> heh
<1> o.O
<7> advy: hi
<7> _EternaL_: what's up?
<0> ahh
<7> I'm here!
<8> lets start the n00b contest back up
<7> thean: hi hun
<0> check your ****ing msgs dumb****
<9> 56 more mins of workie
<8> Im working from home this afternoon =D
<8> drawing visio diagrams and writing a couple docs
<8> while listening to my tunes cranked
<9> im just smokin bowls at my desk
<9> watching time p***
<9> it goes pretty slow if you keep a close eye on it
<8> I believe we are saying the same thing.
<0> so
<9> Buck 65 - The Centaur
<0> we have the kawfee issue.. he's been getting ops. He speaks coherently.. and is not a complete tard.. do I keep deopping him or let him be?
<0> I'm voting 'let him be' I guess
<0> I already have adv's vote
<0> thean?
<0> Justice?
<0> justice is out partying
<0> BeAsTaH?
<8> he hacked ops again?
<7> I don't hack!
<0> or something
<8> I am undecided at this time.
<7> thean: how you been?
<8> Im great.
<8> Fabulous even.



<7> sounds great
<7> what are you doing today?
<0> see.. he's trying to be friends.. stroke your ego..
<0> he's cute.. can we keep him?
<10> maybe if he strokes something else
<1> 47 minutes
<1> scrim = perv
<0> kawfee: stroke scrim's "something else"
<10> duh
<10> YOU'RE INVITED TO...
<10> ______
<10> .-'.-' |`-.
<10> .-' .' \ | / `. DON'T BE STUPID
<10> .' /`. \ |/ . ,
<10> . ; ` .\ |. ' /, BE A SMARTY
<10> ( |-------( )-----|
<10> `. ; . '/ |\ . \ , WHY DON'T YOU JOIN
<10> . \.' / | \ ` .
<10> `- `. / | \ .` THE LEMON PARTY
<10> `-._`-.__|_.-'
<10> A LEMONPARTY! HTTP://WWW.LEMONPARTY.ORG
<8> why did you barf on my screen?
<0> because he's a spaz ****wad
<0> excited about the prospect of having kawfee stroke his 'something else'
<7> *** KEY ART!
<8> He speaks coherently?
<7> heh
<7> thean: do you work at home often?
<7> What's your job title?
<8> Product Manager.
<8> as I need to.
<2> I vote nay for kawfee.
<2> he's a homo
<2> errr
<2> oh, he's here
<2> as long as he keeps up with the nongayness.
<7> I'm here. =|
<0> BeAsTaH: yay or nay?
<2> yay
<0> ok
<0> sounds like that's settled
<0> I stop bitching about his ops
<6> not me
<0> BUT NO MORE OPS
<0> VOICES ONLY
<0> ONLY VOICES
<6> are you hearing voices now, _EternaL_?
<0> I always hear voices dude
<0> it's the alien implant in my cranium
<0> but they're usually pretty easy to ignore
<0> obvious **** like "stalk and kill your internet comrades" is a no brainer!
<0> but things like "They hate you. They are going to turn on you.. don't trust them" - that's harder to ignore
<0> and let's not forget the "Cut the dog up into small pieces and feed it to your co-workers"... that one I thought would be fun, so I chose not to ignore it.
<6> haha
<6> that reminds me
<6> just recently I heard of a guy
<6> this was decades ago
<6> stealing co-workers' lunches
<6> everyone was getting pissed about it
<6> so one day someone put dog **** on bread and put it in a baggy
<6> ****er took two bites before he figured it out
<6> and swallowed
<0> my understanding is that's urban myth, but I don't doubt it
<0> The dark side's callin' now, nothin' is real
<0> She'll never know just how I feel
<0> From out of the shadows she walks like a dream
<0> Makes me feel crazy, makes me feel so mean
<6> well, the guy who ate the **** admitted it to my friend
<6> he worked at a local factory here in town
<6> before they closed up
<0> hah


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