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<0> the ****ers found me even with my tinfoil hat
<0> dont buy tinfoil from costco
<0> its cheap ***
<1> as holmes said. "When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth"
<0> nothing has been eliminated
<1> they know it's bacteria
<1> and they know it's not from here
<0> so?
<0> how do they know that?
<0> they find new **** all the time?
<0> how do you know this stuff actually exists?
<1> it doesn't fit into the terrestrial makeup
<0> ok, let me see its genome.
<1> I am placing faith in a news story
<0> I can see that!
<0> I ***ure you, my people would not be so sloppy.



<1> listen ****er. if I wanted **** from you, I'd wipe my ****, okay?
<0> and our rain is green, not red.
<1> Hahahah
<1> with my 'alien wand'
<0> how did you break through the tinfoil?
<1> you bought it at costco, you cheap ****er!
<2> man
<2> i had some wicked chilli last night
<2> around 4am
<2> woke up with heartburn
<2> :\
<1> fairtax.org
<1> I love it
<2> ?
<1> consumer based taxation vs income based
<1> and if you read the FAQ (and you are a US tax payer) your jaw will drop
<2> oh okay
<2> you guys pay didly for tax's
<1> uhh
<2> uHHHH?
<1> grabbing pay stub
<1> gross income, this pay period: 1791.67
<2> does the government take 50% of your pay, and then tax's you 15% on everything you buy?
<2> thought not
<1> net, 1111.52
<1> so, about 38% on my income
<1> then I get taxed 7% on purchases
<1> but
<1> you can't just think of it that way
<1> because, the businesses I buy from are getting taxed
<1> so they are raising their prices to compansate
<2> o.O
<1> statistically, as a consumer, 86 cents of every dollar I spend is a tax penny
<1> err
<1> 86 cents of every dollar I turn over
<1> meaning earn, and spend
<1> not just earn and invest
<2> hard to judge it all
<2> you guys also pay less for *
<2> a black dildo may cost you $20
<2> us
<1> but you guys have better community programs
<2> but up here
<2> that same dildo is $45 us
<2> because of duty
<1> public health care etc
<2> etc
<2> yeah
<1> AND
<1> china will have that changed for you before long
<2> ?
<1> as soon as you guys decide to play ball with them, because they ARE part of the WTO again now.
<2> so i might get dildos for $15?
<1> exactly
<2> score
<2> we should be selling our oil to russia or whoever and buying from china
<2> tradigin with
<1> meanwhile.. alot of your jobs will be exported to chinese and indians because the labor is cheaper and you will lose your job, and wont be able to afford the $15 for the dildo, but hey.. you'll have $15 dildo's available
<2> everything we get from the states gets ***raped with charges



<1> no ****
<1> I don't see why you guys put up with it
<1> other than fear
<2> your close
<1> that we'd ***rape you militarily
<1> and make you the 51st state (officially)
<2> well, we make our money back
<2> you buy more oil and power from canuckville
<2> than the rest of the world
<2> :P
<2> so you ***rape us with overpriced dildos
<1> the majority of our oil comes from the middle east
<2> and we do the same
<2> 40% is alberta oil
<2> power for pretty much the entire north east comes from montreal
<1> hmm
<1> yeah
<1> that I know
<2> they got some big ***
<2> waterfalls or something
<2> :P
<1> hah
<2> i only know that because when the blackout happened a fewe years back
<2> they were all blaming each other
<2> and i saw picture.gif of the entire setup :P
<1> heh
<2> anyways the alberta thing
<2> thats why cheney was over there a bit ago
<2> something about oil sands
<1> heh
<2> some new way of extracting oil?
<1> I honestly wish we'd get ALL our oil from you, and from our own reserves
<1> but NOOOO
<2> remember smoking oil in high school
<2> spreadin that crap on paper
<2> rippin the paper
<2> thumbs were all black
<2> :P
<1> huh?
<2> ?
<1> what oil huh?
<2> drugs
<2> not oil petroleum
<1> hash?
<2> yeah
<1> yepperz
<1> Heh
<2> wtf did you thinki was talkin about
<1> didn't know for a minute
<2> hehe
<1> you... are odd sometimes
<2> sometimes?
<1> well
<1> in my spectrum
<1> you may be odd ALL the time to someone else
<2> the only one thats odd here is justice
<1> Hahah
<1> no mother ****er, you're odd as ****
<1> you crazy sonuvabitch
<2> why the **** am i odd
<2> i did do alot of acid
<2> but i can't blame it
<1> I'd start with "because you have a brain.. and use it. You try to think for yourself instead of just being another one of the sheep!"
<2> -beel 2006
<2> ever use one of those raptor drives
<2> ?
<1> no
<0> I have a raptor drive
<2> your just mocking me
<2> mock mock
<0> no
<0> Ive had one for sometime
<0> I also have a cheetah x15
<3> i heard white people got smacked up


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