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<0> even though i am not a guy
<1> Netsplit over, joins: slakker
<1> doh
<2> hahahah
<1> ****ing ****
<2> wtf are you using, 7th Sphere?
<1> no
<3> dcc send homo***ualexploitthatifsomeonequitsillpissmyself
<3> ;x
<1> Irssi 0.8.9 (20031210) - http://irssi.org/
<2> apparently it is inferior to what I use
<1> uh-huh
<2> tee hee
<1> I farted again



<0> lol
<1> smells pretty rank
<4> hey
<4> this girl asked me to giver her 9 inches and make it hurt so I ****ed her 3 times and punched her in the mouth
<2> I'll say
<2> nice aroma
<2> arpaWINS: you're a machine
<0> arpaWINS, is that original..? i have never heard it
<0> ;p
<2> I'm napping after the first go 'round
<4> :D
<1> think it's getting pretty close to being time to fire the aft torpedo
<4> slakkar
<2> arpaWINSar
<0> yeah eterna1, go take a dump
<4> im happy if i get to get 1 burst of my sperm army
<2> of course
<4> typically my wife is happy like 3-4 times
<4> then its over
<0> a month? week? day?
<4> and i goto the bathroom to jerk off
<2> okay okay, save your viagra story
<0> WTF?
<2> i haven't been laid in months
<2> I don't want to hear it
<4> sorry about your luck
<4> but honestly
<2> me too
<4> hand > *
<0> why do you go to the bathroom and jack off?
<4> hand never bitches
<5> wtf
<4> cause
<2> hahahahahah
<5> are you kidding me
<1> sadly
<5> seriously
<1> no
<0> why not jack off in her face?
<4> does your hand bitch?
<0> lol
<5> you might be gay
<1> he's not
<4> cause mine doesnt
<2> terri: EXACTLY
<2> terri: COME OVER RIGHT NOW
<2> ;)
<4> i jerk off on her BUTT
<0> i would be pissed off to miss that.
<0> honestly
<1> terri
<0> ?
<2> that's the hottest thing i've ever heard
<2> ever
<1> you let guys jack off in your face often?
<0> ummmm
<5> thats a yes
<0> lol
<4> this convo just turned the tables quickly
<2> lol



<1> that's hot
<0> thats my #1 turn on
<2> terri marry me now
<4> ok back to me jerking off in the bathroom
<5> hahah
<0> to tell the truth
<5> sweet
<0> im sure im not the only one
<1> ok
<4> terri
<1> I need some me time
<5> terri, you are a precious commodity
<4> you're heavyset arent you
<1> like NOW
<2> terri: well if you're not i need their phone numbers
<5> hahaha
<0> me? haha NO
<4> typically its the big girls that like the freaky ****
<4> cause thats how they lure guys in
<2> no, and i have a pic of her *** that says she isn't
<5> fat women give good head, because they're hungry
<4> MERLIN
<4> ORIGINAL
<5> heh
<4> that was worse than mine
<5> sorry
<4> fat women are like mopeds, fun to ride till your friends find out
<4> BOOM
<0> arpaWINS, is this heavy set? http://www.paulio.net/terributt1.jpg
<1> http://www.electricgod.net/images/terri/Picture%20002(Terri).jpg
<4> NOPE
<2> i've got a better one
<4> but like
<5> terri, I just finished...
<4> my wifes mom says girls that have big butts
<4> take it in the butt
<1> I have video that beats anything y'all have
<2> uhh, that's not terri bill
<1> yes it is
<0> bill.. shh
<2> oh wait, yes it is
<0> yes it is slakker
<2> i just compared the tramp stamp
<1> they know I'm joking
<2> ;D
<0> lol
<4> wow
<4> terri is gay
<4> hell
<0> nonono
<1> I hope they know I'm joking
<4> she has gay pride rainbows on her back!
<2> that pic you sent me is fuzzy terri, wtf
<0> i never knew that was gay related
<4> with some gay woman lion
<4> licking the crevis
<4> like its a cunt!
<5> hahah
<4> slurp
<0> i got it so i could go to the bar and say 'what do you find at the end of a rainbow'
<2> hahahah
<0> but it turns guys on to think i like girls
<2> nice
<0> so it all works out
<0> LOL
<4> see
<4> i knew it
<2> indeed
<1> well terri
<4> you like to roll play
<1> let's face it
<2> role*


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