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<0> rape by CUDGEL
<0> can someone help me to lick a CUDGEL
<1> jesusboy: Yo momma's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
<0> can someone help me to lick a CUDGEL
<0> rape by CUDGEL
<2> can word make line graphs, or just bar graphs (word calls these 'charts')
<3> stfu
<3> and go away
<3> we hate you
<4> hehe
<3> and your limey monkeys
<3> your monkeys smell like lime



<3> monkeys should not smell like lime
<3> they should smell like pap
<2> I guess hospitality is unheard of in these parts
<2> I'd rather eat a pile of excrement than die alone
<2> err, I mean dine alone
<5> How many ways are there to obtain a full Microsoft Windows Desktop license?
<4> who cares
<6> 2
<6> its for a free usb flash drive from microsoft
<6> the answers are 2, true, true, true
<5> yeah i got the other true and false ones
<5> but i am not sure about the first one
<6> its 2
<6> oem and retail
<5> thank you norm_.
<7> :O
<3> OH
<3> MY
<3> ****ING
<3> GOD
<3> it says it right on the page
<3> if I see ANYONE else help ANYONE with that? I will immediately /kb and bust my *** as hard as I can to try to make damn sure it stays perm.
<3> because NOONE should need help with that
<3> and it's my moral stand
<3> as an ***hole
<8> http://www.aip.org/png/2006/250.htm
<8> they generated a temperaturesomewhere between 2 and 3 billion kelvin
<8> hotter than the center of any known star
<6> **** iv been tellin everyone about that ms usb drive, and the answers
<9> what are you guys talking about
<9> what ms usb drive
<3> http://tinyurl.com/jh2fr <- free usb flash drive, Click "Valuable Information" Answers: 2, true on rest.
<3> going home now
<8> Q: How do you confuse an archaeologist?
<8> A: Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.
<7> har har
<10> so is it just me or is AOL IM down?
<1> AIM_DOWN: Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
<10> <1> <-- i am so stupid I was turned into a bot
<1> score
<11> a yo!
<11> a
<12> hihi
<12> you're still in here?
<12> haha
<3> http://xpeeps.com/images/usergallerypics/1638-63fa913a418r_l.jpg
<3> nice
<3> NFSW
<13> hi guys
<13> i was wondering how do i go about installing programs for some users and not all users with win xp?
<3> get out
<13> why u that upset with guantanamo bay or somehting
<3> no, I just don't like you
<13> its allright the feeling is metual
<3> metual?
<3> not very smart
<13> what are u ****in spell check?
<3> no, I'm just.. INTELLIGENT
<3> :)



<13> hehe
<13> to get your point across better you should've done I-N-T-E-L-L-I-G-E-N-T
<13> much better
<4> a monkey with two penises? brilliant
<13> I thought when u were logged in as admin it was supposed to ask at the end of each install no?
<3> yes
<3> stfu
<3> retard
<13> well it didn't on the last two programs I've installed so you stfu
<13> ****tard
<13> like that better
<6> http://intelligence-test.net/part1/
<14> oh
<14> that's the mensa test
<14> I got all but 2 of these
<6> 13/33 for me so far
<15> and now, your moment of Zen
<15> http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo2.php?id=lindsay_lohan_gm_nipple_slip_big
<3> you have no idea how hard my **** just got
<3> Hah
<15> ahaha
<15> yeah that's more of a "total right boob slip" than a nipple slip
<15> seemed post-worthy
<16> http://www.wwtdd.com/images/ll279.shtml is a bit bigger
<8> damn lindsay looks gross in that pic
<8> but regardless
<8> more side-boob please
<6> its like she bought that dress 20 vomits ago
<8> her back looks all gross too
<8> like she spent the 2 prior weeks having semen squirt all over it 1000 times a day
<15> and now you know what I've been doing lately
<15> :)
<6> loose skin
<6> id play connect the dots with her freckles if given the chance though
<8> hey scrim, are you the one that smeared her eye liner in that pic too?
<8> either she was crying or her eyes were glued shut
<15> **** yes
<17> have any of you tried using CERN DomainKeys with Exchange 2003?
<1> we tried it like we tried yo momma
<1> she was a blast
<17> lol
<18> Anyone know how to search for filenames containg commas?
<19> WH4D UP P33P5 5UCK M0MM4 4LL N1GH7 L0NG
<20> you do that to your mom?
<19> 50M3 71M35 0NLY WH3N 5H3 DR35535 L1K3 Y0 M0MM4
<20> i know
<20> the handsomeness is in the family
<20> ^_^
<21> hi schiz
<20> yo
<21> half day :D
<22> does one of you people know a decent keylogger?
<22> it doesnt need to be stealthy or anything
<3> uhh
<3> GOOOOOGLE
<3> You of all people should know this
<3> Heh
<22> yeah but i thought that you as uberhax0r knew what to use ;)
<22> thing is
<22> i have this wireless keyboar
<22> and the receiver LED keeps blinking
<22> which means that there is a letter stuck
<22> but i dunno which
<7> :O
<7> HAX N LIES
<22> :O
<3> uhh
<3> in that case
<3> I suggest "notepad"
<3> WONDERFUL keylogger
<7> wundrful
<7> ^_^


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