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<0> wtf
<1> indeed!
<0> i swore you were gay
<0> or a***ual
<1> sorry babe.
<2> he is, he's just in denial
<0> when did you get a gf
<1> I bought one from India.
<0> no really
<1> She is arriving at 6:10pm
<1> I've been dating this girl since September.
<0> does she have more chest hair than you?
<0> btw, you walked into this
<0> prepare to be bombarded
<1> haha
<1> no.



<0> does she shave her snatch
<1> thats ok. She is a lawyer. We'll sue your ***.
<1> wax.
<0> do you shave our snatchhole?
<2> hey eric, i think your mom would like you to be at the airport when thean picks her up at 6:10
<2> :)
<0> answer the question
<0> our = your
<1> snatchhole?
<0> back door
<1> no need.
<0> no further questions
<1> hahha
<0> this reminds of my friend
<0> we'll call him BOB
<1> ok, justice it is
<0> he's getting married to this cunt
<0> and no one likes her
<2> Boston A retired M***achusetts lawyer says he secretly held seven stolen paintings, including a Paul Cezanne still-life worth millions of dollars, for 28 years because he wanted a 10-per-cent finder's fee.
<2> The paintings, including Cezanne's Bouteille et Fruits, had been stolen from a collector's home in the Berkshires in 1978.
<2> Robert Mardirosian, the retired lawyer, said the work was left in a bag in his attic by a client he was representing in another case.
<0> but we all like him still
<1> blk
<1> STFU
<2> lol, ****ing lawyers...
<1> advy is talking
<0> and were all invited to his wedding
<0> do we go?
<0> i mean
<2> **** ADVY!
<0> shes a real pos
<2> **** HIM IN THE NOSE
<0> and not hot enuff for us to overlook her pos'ness
<2> piece of ****ness?
<0> yes
<1> yes
<0> so
<0> is it wrong
<0> for me not to go
<0> i was suppose to beon eof the groom
<1> you should support your friend.
<1> even if he's making a mistake.
<0> damnit
<1> you're chinese right?
<0> to be honest, i'd rather sit at home and scratch my nuts on the coffee table
<1> you are just trying to get out of having to get a wedding gift aren't you?
<1> my chinese friend has told me all about this.
<1> =O
<0> yea, but i was born in the uK
<0> so i don't even have any asian friends
<1> still, there must be some cultural impact.
<1> well
<1> I see
<0> i grew up in sault ste marie
<0> .
<1> no ****?
<2> heh, i skipped one of my friend's weddings because i didn't like the woman he was with, but oh well... i went to their stag&doe and got wasted
<1> really?
<0> yea
<2> that's good enough for me
<2> :)



<1> hahahaha
<1> thats worse than sudbury!!
<0> no ****
<1> I don't feel so ashamed anymore
<0> i'm pretty much hilbilly
<1> I thought I smelled something funny.
<0> fawk u
<1> hah
<0> sudbury isn't much better
<2> yeah, he smells like a mine
<0> with that one bull**** mall
<1> no
<1> but its better
<0> it's just a kmart
<1> irts only 4 hours from TO.
<2> the Ontario Lottery Corp is headquatered there
<1> and we don't need planes to drop supplies
<2> maybe you'll win 649
<2> :i
<0> my friends all work at the loterry corp
<0> all dropped out in grade 10
<0> :D
<2> lol
<1> can they rig it?
<0> no
<1> yeh, high drop out rates up north
<0> well, they drop out
<0> wait 7 years
<0> then go to technical college
<0> get a job at st marys paper or algoma steel through family connections
<0> make 60K for sweeping floors
<2> connections is where it's at :i
<0> stuff...
<0> well you can only get hired throuh family right
<0> same with inco and so forth
<0> and if your parents are a member of the elk's lodge!
<0> your in
<0> hah
<2> hah
<2> yup
<2> pretty much
<1> well ladies
<0> wtf, you don't even know what the elks lodge is
<1> bbiabi
<0> thean
<1> Im hitting the shower
<0> can you send us pictures of the chick sitting on a zuchini later
<3> rubber baby bugger bumpers
<0> ?
<1> lol
<1> ask terri
<0> comeon
<1> she has a picture
<0> k
<0> terri has a picture
<0> of everything
<2> soup beastman
<0> up her snatch
<1> its not of terri
<0> cucumbers
<3> \O/
<3> |
<3> /\o/\ Show me yer snatch BITCH
<0> chairs
<0> candles
<0> dining room tables
<2> O
<2> \/|\/
<2> \o/
<3> woooot
<2> holy ****!
<2> i haven't gotten any spam in the last ~12 hours
<3> maybe yer i/net is down..
<3> IM KIDDDDING FFS


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