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<0> it usually involves something that isn't working as intended by the manufacturer
<0> which means replacement is the only logical solution.. but it's rarely rational
<1> hehe
<0> or creates problems that can't be understood
<0> like this comp i just put together from old parts.. it has this problem where it doen't want to start up
<0> can't even get it to post
<0> so i have to tear everything out until it's bare.. and keep ****ing with it until i can get it to post
<0> then start adding everything back one by one to see what's causing the problem
<0> but then it all goes back together the way it was, and no problem
<0> so in 3 years i still don't have a solution to this problem
<0> ****ing irritating :\
<0> i spent about 2 hours just to get everything working properly, now 3 more to get winders installed, cfg'd, and all essentials put on
<0> with linux, you can just make an image, install, and it's all cfg and ready to go :)
<2> thean: you there?
<3> haha
<3> kawfee loooooves thean
<2> huhu
<2> justice: what's up?
<2> they come and then they leave
<0> yay for cogeco
<0> yay for beastah, former employee
<4> yay for internets!
<0> you should have burned them down while you had the chance
<0> internets are lame!
<5> man
<5> hmm
<5> I think I have come up with the toilet design for the 21st century
<5> it would be like a $25k toilet
<5> but
<0> what? opening your mouth?
<5> it would be the most amazing toilet you have ever used
<0> :X
<5> oh
<5> **** off ****meat
<0> ahah
<0> i owned you
<5> sort of
<5> but not really
<0> you can't come up with a good retort :)
<5> okay.. anyhow
<5> so picture this.
<0> or atleast not fast enough
<5> I HAVE **** ON MY MIND.. LITERALLY
<5> so
<5> think about this
<5> picture it
<0> i already did
<5> keep in mind, we live in the 21st century
<5> you sit down on the toilet
<5> and a sensor maps your ***-crack
<2> _EternaL_: hi
<0> the ancient egyptians levitated rock, so 21st century doesn't mean **** :P
<5> and a cup swings out
<0> ahaha
<5> stfu whore
<5> and
<0> why would i want my *** crack mapped?
<0> someone might steal it and bomb my *** :\
<5> so that the cup knows where to go
<5> so the cup moves to the sphincter
<0> <5> and a cup swings out
<0> ahaha
<5> you ****
<0> that sounds like a vending machine :P
<5> all the while, like 1/2 a pound of air pressure is pulling the stink away
<5> you get done
<5> and voice prompted
<5> you tell the toilet to wipe your ***
<5> and a jet of water gives you a squirt
<5> and tiny broshes give you a 'buff and polish'
<3> heh
<3> what a day, man, what a day.
<5> brushes even
<5> then
<5> it gets done giving you a light wash
<5> and it kicks on the blow dryer
<0> dood
<5> a soft warm gentle breeze dries your ***
<0> if you go any further with that toilet, it's going to take over the world
<0> you're giving it full control of your ***hole and it's activities :i
<5> when you get done, and get up, more brushes come out, wash, sanitize and dry the seat.
<5> man
<0> and wtf you wanna put all those mexicans out of work for?
<5> most amazing ****ing toilet ever
<0> :X
<5> messicans can roof houses
<5> ffs
<0> what does it do when you take a piss?
<5> I didn't realize you weren't opped before
<5> you piss standing up at a urinal
<5> ****
<5> **** YOU
<0> ahah :P
<5> I hadn't thought about that
<5> wait
<5> easy enough
<0> you better not say vacuum tube
<5> the bowl can still catch that and flush it as well
<5> no, the vaccuum tube is the after market addon that keeps the gents in the can for hours
<0> i think the toilet should be shaped like a janaese woman's face
<0> and it should make gargling noises
<0> no?
<5> the 'stroke-o-matic 3000"
<5> hah
<5> could do that
<0> 'keeps the gents in the can for hours'
<0> lol
<5> ****
<5> you know
<0> why would you wanna be in a bathroom for hours?
<5> it TITALLY could be shaped like a face
<5> and the lips are where you put your ***
<6> if you have a spa in your bathroom.
<6> no problemo.
<5> dude... if my toilet had a revolutionary new built in blowjob device?
<5> I'd be SO down!
<6> plunger?
<5> of sorts
<5> fleshlight meets the plunger
<0> i'd rather get a blowjob from a guy than have a toilet **** me off :\
<5> I think that's the first time I have EVER seen you say you'd be willing to get a blow from a guy in ANY cpaacity
<0> and even if i did have a toilet like that.. i'd be the only one that would be allowed to use it
<0> that would be a place for disease to transfer :o
<0> "where do you think you contracted HIV, sir?" "from one of those blowjob toilets!"
<5> Hahahah
<5> dude
<5> if it had a blowjob feature it would totally have to have a security code
<5> biometric recognition
<5> ***print recognition
<5> HAH
<2> heh
<5> COME ON! This will be the greatest toilet ever!
<0> it would have to be DNA, because if your *** gets fat it might no longer be recognizablt
<0> t=e
<5> voice recognition, or RFID
<0> brb
<0> RFID can be hacked
<0> and your voice chages over time as well
<0> unless you're using DARPA's voice recognition
<0> but in that case someone could use the same software to artificially create your voive pattern
<0> voice
<0> all it takes is about 10-15mins of you talking, and your voice can be recreated perfectly
<0> scary ****
<5> dude
<5> stfu
<0> DNA is the only thing that is currently unhackable
<0> :)
<5> noone would go to that extreme to hack your 'blowjob' addon
<0> or brainwaves
<0> but **** dood
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