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<electro_> has anyone worked with bonding before?
<johnny-oh> electro_: like, the kind mentioned here? http://linux-net.osdl.org/index.php/Bonding
<mdasilva> james bonding
<Qwell[]> !tell Qwell[] abs
<Trengo> hey guys, something really weird came up, i did /etc/init.d/network restart and my eth1 got renamed to dev29675
<flea> xen kernel?
<cheez> 0/window 11
<mdasilva> flea shh dont say it too loudly, idle247 will get angry
<met0d> Anyone have a tip on a good texteditor with syntax highlightning for c++?
<FenixNR> vim?
<FenixNR> http://www.thefreecountry.com/programming/editors.shtml
<FenixNR> or there and go read
<met0d> cheers, been sitting with vim for a couple of years, wanna try something else
<linuxn00b> Hey all
<linuxn00b> i just installed fc6 on my laptop
<linuxn00b> i can't get sound though
<linuxn00b> it tells me that it can't initalize the sound driver
<FenixNR> linuxn00b google.com
<linuxn00b> i've been for hours
<ButlerBr> how can i change the DNS withouht restarting the /etc/init.d/network?
<gcbirzan> The DNS server? Edit /etc/resolv.conf
<ButlerBr> and how does the changes become "valid"?
<gcbirzan> You write the changes.
<ButlerBr> yeah.... but i tested that by deleting all the lines in resolv.conf.. and i still can surf the web.. so i guess you have to tell linux that it should read resolv.conf again
<gcbirzan> ButlerBr: No, you don't.
<gcbirzan> ButlerBr: What are you using to "surf the web"?
<ButlerBr> a web-browser (opera)
<gcbirzan> Did you try to ping something?
<gcbirzan> Opera might have a DNS cache.
<ButlerBr> aha...
<ButlerBr> at least some pages dont work now (Y)
<ButlerBr> hmm.. some pages ive never been to do though... *scratch head*
<howto> wasn't expecting Trey!
<Mjolnir> Someone has been teaching howto some BAD manners.
<Idle247> it was me
<Idle247> I made him snap with all the jihad's I declared
<Idle247> next comes the fatwas
<howto> Death_syn ._.
<slak> is it possible to add raid1 to an existing installation
<slak> software raid
<slak> mirror the current drive
<slak> without formatting
<howto> Without formatting... wormatting.
<Mjolnir> slak - there's a howto around on how to do that. Have you read the software raid howto?
<howto> I didn't like it before.
<slak> yes
<slak> but they all deal with new installs
<Idle247> <a href="http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/top-ten/"; alt="Feminism">
<slak> not existing systems
<Idle247> ha, the alt on that is awesome
<slak> Idle247: to the rescue ;)
<Idle247> slak: its possible, yes
<slak> help me add soft raid to this system mang
<Idle247> I've never done it...
<slak> i did it once before
<slak> but i forgot how
<slak> complately
<slak> compeltely
<Idle247> I can one up you, I have no idea
<Idle247> in the first place :D
<Mjolnir> If that howto doesn't have it, there's another one that does. Here's one way to do it -- I think there is a better one. http://alioth.debian.org/frs/download.php/555/rootraiddoc.91a.htm
<Idle247> damn I am so bored
<howto> There are clowns living under my bed.
<Mjolnir> http://www.linux.com/howtos/Software-RAID-HOWTO-7.shtml
<Idle247> the damned bot is getting chattier
<howto> Ow! my nose! that was my only one.
<Idle247> howto: where is your moose?
<howto> On the desk.
<Mjolnir> howto: where is Idle247
<Mjolnir> howto: where is Idle247?
<howto> On top of the telly.
<Idle247> :D
<Mjolnir> howto: where is howto?
<howto> Hidden.
<graz> Idle247: ns IP updated
<graz> work&
<Idle247> :P
<Alien88> http://www.gaybuntu.com/
<Idle247> wtf?
<Idle247> its a ubuntu, gay users group?
<cls> that cant be
<cls> everyone knows gay people have tiny brains and cant comprehend computers
<cls> let along liux
<Idle247> yea, gay people dont have rights
<cls> s/along/alone/
<cls> its a scientifically proven fact*
<Alien88> should i kill you now, or later?
<Idle247> aids gives people tiny brains
<cls> *warning, not actually scientifically proven.
<cls> err hi alien88!!
<Alien88> :P
<Idle247> I vote for killing him now
<cls> idle made me do it
<pb24ss> now gets my vote too
<Mjolnir> I'd vote for now. I'd probably even vote for last week.
<Idle247> haha :D
<howto> GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD!
<joobie> Guys can someone give me a hand with sed / awk to grab the broadcast ip address in the output of http://pastebin.com/871707 ?
<howto> 42
<Qwell> awk '42'
<Qwell> !kickban qpt
<Qwell> you stupid bot
<khally> how can i get a list of leaf directories (directories w/ no sub dirs)?
<lob22> why do i get this when i install to mysql 5
<lob22> btit.posts analyze error Key in wrong position at page 13312
<lob22> btit.posts analyze error Corrupt
<howto> Good Morning aslan.
<SiliconG> hello - I am wondering is there a way to host a accesss bd on linux?
<howto> brb - library
<thun> i have one of those removable drives teh drives has 2 virtual usb devices one is a cdrom with all docs and the other is the actual drive... when i mount it i get teh cdrom not the drive
<thun> when i look at the output of /proc/scsi/scsi the cd rom and drive are both listed same channel and id but the "lun" is different
<Trey> hrmm
<sunday> hello everyone
<sunday> would you mind telling me if one can run his own dns server? and does it take just running a daemon for that?
<sunday> so i could serve for others with their ns queries
<phaeton> i have a question, is it possible in any way to stop a kernel panic from outputting a bunch of trace information, because i have no idea where the kernel panic is actually occuring or why on bootup... :/ it happens before init runs, so nothing is logged
<howto> Thx.
<graz> i.actually.pay.to.look.stupid.using.a.lame.vhost.wtfomglolzbbq
<Idle247> I have '****ed.y0urgirl.net'
<bloofar> i just rewrote the words of 'samauri math beats' to complain about this project
<Idle247> bah, he let it expore
<Idle247> bloofar: wheres my case?
<bloofar> i just sent you a message about that
<bloofar> but for some reason irssi tried to send it to you on freenode, which you're not on
<Idle247> when?
<Idle247> I didn't get it
<bloofar> turn off +m :p
<bloofar> er +g
<Idle247> go
<bloofar> blargh
<bloofar> anybody know jlex?
<phaeton> lol
<phaeton> is that like yylex? if so i hate that crap but may be able to help :)
<bloofar> yes. it's the java version of lex
<rage> which packet scheduler is better
<rage> htb or hfsc
<bloofar> rage: the yellow one
<Idle247> blue
<Idle247> always the blue one
<Idle247> unless its thursday, then its the green one
<rage> ah.
<rage> :(
<rage> cmon.
<Idle247> that would be qos...
<Idle247> I like fifo...
<Idle247> I dont aggregate data on my lan
<bloofar> bleh.. it's 3°F/-16°C here


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