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<0> Until nobody knows what newark is anymore.
<0> Wait. NOBODY knows what newark.
<1> I don't know what newark is
<1> I just know they have a major international airport I hope to never visit
<2> EWR?
<1> Don't ask me, I've only ever been to 5 major airports and a municipal.
<2> I get to go see boston and cinci soon
<2> oh, and atl
<1> furthest I've gotten from here in the past decade is sfo
<2> went there a couple months ago
<2> scary as hell landing at night
<1> suffice to say I never want to find myself in a commercial turboprop again
<2> heh
<3> I'll take the starship Enterprise anyday. :)



<4> Is there a way to see which IPs point to my machine?
<4> I have three, but I keep forgetting 2 of them, heh
<5> you have to look on your router
<5> ifconfig
<6> hey all, i'm having trouble getting the dynamic tunneling working in putty, anyone have a second?
<4> oh sweet, thanks
<6> i've followed various how-to's to the letter, and my friend can tunnel through my linux box, but i cant get it to work... any ideas?
<4> I want to switch my domain from 206.196.111.70 to 206.196.111.64
<4> do I need to do anything other than apache httpd.conf changes?
<7> !wtf help?
<8> It's been said that help is best gained by asking specific questions and providing ALL relevant details about the distribution being used and the software involved and ALL pertinent errors messages! It is NOT /msg'ing people who didn't ask you to message them! Of course the best help is RTFM! Try http://www.tldp.org :)
<7> ^dx^: your networking scripts need editing...
<7> maybe not
<7> if ppl provided real details they could get real answers
<9> ieks, graz
<10> gesundheit howto
<4> awol: Excuse me?
<4> Do I need to have DNS changed to have my domain point at a different IP? Or can I just change the IP in httpd.conf?
<7> what does dig www.yourdomain.com say?
<4> yeah good answer
<11> what do i do with a tar.sign file
<12> four20, for checking it's md5 signatures?
<13> the playback device "hw:0" is already in use. Please stop the application using it <-- how do I know which is the process?
<11> cuz i have module-init-tools-testsuite-3.2-pre4.tar.sign
<11> n i need to install it
<12> you dont install a .tar.sign package. maybe what you need is the .tar.gz instead
<11> nvm
<11> yeah i found a different one
<7> four20: what distro ya got?
<14> i have 500 users, daily i submit to them through intranet 5 megs of documts for each through email, all of them receive the same document , i was thinking to make it in another way by using web based interface login user/p***word and all of themn retrieve the document from the same place ... is there any tools software pack can do that under linux?
<7> ewrywe: freshmeat.net is the place to look for any software
<11> awol redhat9
<7> four20: ONLY install rpm's on that system or you'll render it useless
<11> ok
<11> thanks
<11> im trying to get my wireless card to work
<11> n im using rh9
<11> i downloaded the drivers for it
<11> n i read somewhere that i need too update my kernel source
<7> what chipset?
<11> i386?
<7> no wifi card
<11> ok
<15> ewrywe could set up an intranet, where people can just download the files at will. You could also set them all up on IMAP, and simply copy the files into their folders
<9> *spangle*
<11> it s a pc card
<7> what chipset wireless card?
<11> orinoco?
<7> four20: ya should'nt need anything special for that
<7> !wtf wireless?
<8> The Linux Wireless LAN Howto and the collection of URLs of linux wireless resources is at http://www.hpl.hp.com/personal/Jean_Tourrilhes/Linux/
<11> when i put it in it beeps
<11> but the light doesnt turn on
<7> four20: kudzu should be able to set that up for you
<11> whos kudzu
<11> whats kudzu
<7> kudzu is redhat auto hardware detection tool
<7> four20: you really should learn how to use linux
<11> im trying
<7> and redhat9 is way way way too old now... oughta upgrade



<7> four20: install ubuntu it's up to date and will support your hardware without fiddling
<11> ok
<11> thanks alot
<9> Thanks alot... thalot.
<16> Got some trouble setting up mailaccounts with postfix... get this error: <idia@c***ac.org>: maildir delivery failed: create | nextline | /home/idia/Maildir/tmp/1156828949.P7256.c***ac.org: Permission denied
<16> forget it.. i will try do mysql support for postfix.. mabe easyer to understand
<17> hello how do i find first occurance by reg exp here
<17> eugene200<a href="http://www.site.com/cgi-bin/script?cmd=_registration-run"; tppabs="http://www.site.com/cgi-bin/script?cmd=_registration-run"><span cl***="emphasis">Sign Up</span></a> | <a href="http://www.site.com/cgi-bin/script?cmd=_login-run #http://www.site.com/cgi-bin/script?cmd=_login-run'"; tppabs="http://www.site.com/cgi-bin/script?cmd=_login-run">Log In</a> | <a href="http://www.site.com/cgi-bin/script?cmd=_help-ext&source_page
<17> eugene200#http://www.site.com/cgi-bin/script?cmd=_help-ext&source_p
<17> 08:33eugene200let say i want match and replace a href="http://www.site.com/cgi-bin/script?cmd=_registration-run"; to a href="#"
<7> eugene200: dont paste spam in here unless you want to be /kb'd
<17> **** you
<17> stupid moron
<18> heh
<18> :)
<9> :-)
<7> eugene200: insulting channel ops isn't going to get you far...
<2> !ban *!*@*.elisa.ae
<19> .ee
<2> whatever
<7> estonians are weird
<20> hello where is the default big data files stored in mysql when installing it in linux?
<7> !google mysql reference guide
<8> http://tinyurl.com/c3ren
<7> normalize: why ya ask?
<20> cuz im going to create a partition just for that mysql
<7> why?
<20> and i want to know the default directory where it saves its big data files or records
<20> why i will separate it in a separate hard disk for that partition.separate hard disk for OS and separate hard disk for mysql data files
<7> ya may find that more trouble than it's worth....
<20> what?
<20> im sorry i dont understand you
<7> if the OS gets corrupted... restoring the database may require more than just the data.... ymmv
<7> have a look at the mysql reference guide...
<20> ymmv? what is that?
<7> your mileage may vary
<20> ok
<9> Watch out for the moose. narf!
<21> does anyone here know of an application that will join multiple mpeg2 video files with varying sound bitrates into one large mpeg2 file?
<9> only with wizwoz
<22> can anyone tell me why when i check for mail with my client it say's invalid certificate
<23> hi. Anyone can tell me how I can include a jpg image in a latex document?
<24> is it normal to wirte shell scripts for shells other than sh?
<25> you can. most scripts i've seen are for sh though
<25> I'd guess it's so they're more portable
<26> i just installed a new processor on my server. `cat /proc/cpuinfo | grep physical.id | sort | uniq -c` shows me two unique processors. In top, I only see one CPU in the summary. Should I be seeing two?
<26> uname -a shows Linux myserver.mydomain.com 2.6.9-34.ELsmp #1 SMP Wed Mar 8 00:27:03 CST 2006 i686 i686 i386 GNU/Linux
<26> nvr mind. I figured out that all i need to do is press 1 in top
<24> i'm not writing it, i saw someone else did it, so inconsiderate
<24> to say the least
<7> sh is generic..... /bin/sh can point to whatever shell ya want.... bash, csh, tcsh, wotevash
<27> using csh for sh is usually suicidal though, no?
<18> no?
<7> a shell is a shell.... try using a system without one.....
<27> yeah, but for scripting
<27> I meant
<27> if your scripts expect a bourne shell and get csh, unexpected things can occur, no?
<7> the real problem only arises is ya have #!/bin/sh at the top of the script
<7> s/is/if/
<27> yeah
<7> i usually use #!/bin/bash for mine....
<7> then ya got np's
<27> if you're using bashisms, you should
<27> awol: you have problems if you have no bash, :P
<7> no problem... the script just wont run
<7> how is that a problem?
<7> it's like trying to run X on a system with no X installed....
<27> depends on your definition of problem, hehe
<7> my idea of a problem is a screen full of weird errors..... not a simple command not found....


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