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<0> you better think about it
<0> I just cant live without it
<0> so please dont take my ship from me-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-re--e
<0> yea-a-a-a--h-h-h-h-h
<1> graz: how much alcohol did you consume?
<0> more than I should for a Sunday
<0> I apologize, I['ll go fall down
<1> apparently...
<2> <2> erg.
<2> <2> man overboard
<2> <2> RTFM
<2> <RMF> what?
<2> lo awol
<1> yah boo...
<2> damn i want a solar array
<2> no more leccy bills for me



<3> http://pastebin.com/777619 - anyone get this kernel panic
<2> i had one like that the other day
<2> what happened?
<3> no idea
<3> i compile httpd and it does it everytime now
<2> did you compile httpd for the right arch?
<1> why compile it at all?
<4> if someone did crontab -e at some time, is there a way to tell when crontab was changed?
<1> logs maybe....
<4> got it ... /var/spool/cron/username
<5> Where do i setup incomming mail users?
<1> C***ac: incoming?
<5> awol, yeah
<1> C***ac: you really need to learn how to ask questions
<5> awol, hehe... have to check up on my English mabe :P
<5> awol, How do i setup the server who handles the incomming mail then?
<5> awol, i have manage to do the ns setup and all and did a dig mx to see if it was okey and it was..
<1> C***ac: system users get email accounts on the system..... ya need a mail server tho with a MX record to handle mail from anywhere
<5> awol, but do i have a systemuser for each mailaccount? :/
<5> have to have
<1> !google mail admin howto site:www.tldp.org
<6> http://tinyurl.com/awyfe
<1> !wtf howtos?
<6> Well, howtos is a complete alphabeticised list of all the available linux howto's is at http://www.tldp.org/HOWTO/HOWTO-INDEX/howtos.html
<1> dont take shortcuts.... always rtfm!
<5> i did not find it
<5> because im not even shure what to look for
<7> Where is the config file to set a static IP on CentOS?
<7> or what's the ifconfig command?
<1> !wtf sysconfig?
<6> sysconfig is probably all the files in the redhat system configuration directory are explained in the file:/usr/share/doc/initscripts-*/sysconfig.txt
<8> i like that.. !wtf
<8> !wtf !wtf
<9> how do you set mplayer so that if you set say mplayer -x 1024 -y 1024, then it doesn't shrink the video back down so that it fits within the viewing area with 1024x768 resolution?
<9> I am trying to stretch the video's height
<9> I want it so that it is only limited by the x size, and not the y size
<9> so that if I keep increasing y it will keep stretching the video's height
<9> or possibly can I just use the geometry parameter?
<9> also, how can you set where the video is played inside the mplayer window?
<1> it has man pages ya know...
<9> yes I know
<9> I'm basically trying to get rid of the black bars in widescreen dvd playback
<9> by stretching the image vertically
<9> would -noaspect do what I need?
<9> says "Disable automatic movie aspect ratio compensation."
<2> if the movies set the aspect ratio themselves
<9> I want it to ignore the fact that the black bar part at the top and bottom of the movie is extending beyond the window
<10> does linux have something like terminal service or remote desktop?
<10> i want to leave the server in runtime level 3
<10> and access X remotely
<11> you could certainly run a VNC server
<1> you shouldn't run X on a public server tho....
<11> I left a vnc open on one of my windoze machines and someone connected to it and installed radmin
<11> very nice of that person
<12> hey
<12> bleh.. can someone help me figure out the syntax of obtaining the date +1 day in %m%d format?
<11> phrowzen: 1 sec
<12> thanks
<11> now I always have ahd that problem
<12> hehe



<11> and its not simple to get around, because no every month has the same number of days, etc
<11> so I wrote a little php script to do it
<11> cause php has a builtin functionality for it
<12> ahh, realy? hmm, i thught if you used the date command that it would be able to recognize that
<11> lemme pastebin it for you
<11> no, I don't think date does
<12> i figured piping it to something and increasing by +1 would mess it up, but i figured date would know
<12> damn..
<12> ok thanks
<11> can anyone else know of another method?
<11> http://pastebin.com/777699
<12> thank you
<11> no problem
<13> php -r "echo date('m/d', strtotime('+1 day'));" for one line convience if you're going to take that route
<12> i just played around with the cmd...
<12> got
<12> `date --date '+1 days' +%m%d`
<12> set my date to aug 30th, returns 0831.. set to aug31, returns 0901
<11> i hate you.
<12> set to sept30, returns to 1001
<12> lol ;)
<12> *hug*
<11> I gotta waste all this time dreaming up some stupid php script and date already does it for me
<12> nah i been playing for a while though, its luck i finally got it ;\..
<13> we're all friends here, remember
<12> hehe, well, we both learnt something i guess now leusent :) thanks for your time anyways!
<12> both of you
<11> WhiteWolf: I am not actually angry heh, I just feel dumb
<11> WhiteWolf: unless that was you coming onto me.... in which case yes, I am very interested ;)
<13> Leusent: i have a feeling that we're gender-incompatable ;)
<11> oh ****, this is #linuxhelp... we're all men :(
<13> mostly... anyway
<2> Raymond believes Linux will get locked out for 30-odd years until the next platform shift as it's so far not doing enough to reach out to non-technical users.
<2> i dont see how the hell he can say that,
<2> ms are blatently ****ting there pants and changing there os for after vista
<2> leaving room for yet another new platform
<14> hmm
<14> i never liked ms
<15> like em or not, they are rich. :)
<2> so am i
<2> :D
<15> want to share a bit? :)
<5> hmm can't get .htaccess what have i configured wrong?
<5> can't get it working should it be :P
<2> how are you accessing it ?
<2> ZBandit: nope
<5> Shouldn't i be promped for p***word when that is in my directory?
<15> rizdotes: invest?
<2> no, im not rich
<2> my investments are in open source software
<2> its all free and you do everything with it
<5> rizdotes?
<15> oh well. can't blame me for trying.
<5> i put it in /var/www/map-tobesecure/ . and when i go to http://myserver/map-tobesecure i don't get asked for p***word
<2> soz ZBandit :D
<2> soz C***ac, i dont know what im talking about
<2> what are the permissions?
<5> 700
<15> and the ownership?
<5> www-data
<15> and that is the user name your server is running?
<5> yes
<2> what does your htp***wd file do ?
<5> what it does? nothing
<2> http://www.freewebmasterhelp.com/tutorials/htaccess/3
<2> then it should
<2> if your trying to p***word protect your site
<5> did that
<5> yes that's what im trying to do
<15> and you used htp***wd to create the accounts?
<5> ZBandit, yeah
<16> bom dia


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