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<DVS01> guys holy ****
<DVS01> goatse is illegal in usa now
<DVS01> http://shii.wordpress.com/2006/07/26/goatse-now-illegal-in-the-united-states/
<Lufan> another apache question
<Lufan> how do i make it so when you go to www.website.com is shows the index.html inseade of having to go to www.website.com/index.htm
<Lufan> you change index.htm to index.html
<Lufan> that's what you do :p
<empemp> how can i install a program i've installed through ipkg on a busybox
<korozion> if you've installed it, why do you need to install it?
<korozion> ack, I've gone crosseyed
<empemp> ah, sorry :)
<empemp> had some probles with noip
<empemp> problems
<empemp> it won't accept my username and p***word even it's correct
<korozion> you can have them email you your p***word
<empemp> i have my p***word
<empemp> and it works everywhere accept configuring at the linuxbox
<korozion> I'm confused
<korozion> you mean the auto-update ip thingy:
<empemp> yes
<hotnikks> right now its the fqdn and i just want it the domain.com not host.domain.com?
<]|[ceman> has anyone got any experience troubleshooting high cpu usage for bind (only 1 master zone)
<cmang> You could check strace output to see if it's stuck in some kind of loop..
<cmang> re: bind, that is. :)
<userme> how can i disable ssh rsa key??
<job0> I'm installing postfix and having some problems when delivering mails to local users. It jus gives me an "permission denied" error which I can understand since it's trying to write to the users home directory. If I understand things correctly parts of postfix need to run as root. I cannot find where to set it up though
<job0> I've been looking at the master.cf but cant find anything interesting for this issue
<Idle`> job0: no they dont :)
<Idle`> job0: set permissions correctly, or have postfix write to /var/spool/mail/USERNAME
<Idle`> then just ln the user to that dir
<Idle`> ****it, I'm going home
<Idle`> its been a LOOOOOOONNNNGG day
<job0> so how is it supposed to be administrated? You always set the right permissions on your users .maildir's?
<pi_> guys, I have a simple iptables question.
<pi_> I'm an old fbsd guy, and loved using ipfw, not used to chains/tables.
<pi_> but Im in a bind.
<pi_> I need to forward all traffic coming IN from <ip>:<port> OUT to <sameIP>:<diff_port>
<robbins87> Anyone familiar with prozilla?
<pi_> whats the easiest way to do that?
<hotnikks> pi_; tcp relay
<hotnikks> (if its tcp)
<pi_> hotnikks, tcp relay huh.. why not use the firewall for that?
<pi_> also, what release do I need to be updating with in order to upgrade to 2.6.17.6 via apt-get?
<pi_> cause I'm getting "not found" when trying to install with 'sarge main' and 'sarge/updates main'
<pi_> anyone?
<xtor> most debians arent affected
<xtor> 2.6.8 is not affected
<xtor> Which is sarge stable
<pi_> but sarge is 2.6
<pi_> no?
<xtor> yeah
<xtor> 2.6.8
<pi_> ah
<pi_> okay.
<xtor> not 2.6.16
<pi_> okay, so no worries then.
<xtor> I was scared for a whole day with this bull****
<pi_> but how would I upgrade it if I wanted to?
<xtor> the chan topic is horsefodder
<xtor> apt-get I presume
<pi_> yea, i'm getting errors.. cant find the packages
<xtor> I was on the verge of upgrading but didnt thank god
<pi_> i'm ***uming i might have to use unstable, or testing in my sources.list
<xtor> well you have to download the .deb files I think
<xtor> I think I downloaded the patched kernel and did a dpkg -i not sure
<pi_> i remember upgrading from woody to sarge.
<pi_> but never the kernel packages.
<pi_> and I'm not at all interested in compiling manually.
<pi_> heh
<xtor> apt-cache search kernel-image
<robbins87> anyone know anything about prozilla?
<pi_> xtor, can you give me a hand with iptables?
<Qwell[]> That was...interesting
<Qwell[]> just got a call from somebody, looking for a senior linux admin, for an ecommerce site that's going IPO in a month or two
<bigs> goonna need help this weekend from someone, setting up a firewall/server to go between my cable modem and wireless network
<bigs> debian is allready on
<bigs> looking foward to it
<bigs> at the telco
<escrow> I'm glad you clarified that
<bigs> your welcome, just wanted to make sure questions will be coming on friday-sat
<bigs> just to let you know so, Im not considered a ****head. If idle is here, hes gonna help
<majikman> anyone know what kind of cache replacement policy linux uses?
<DVS01> ahh AWESOME.. i just made a cool thing
<korozion> you cheated if you used a freezer
<DVS01> hehe no
<DVS01> i mounted my linux fileserver's contents as a drive in windows. and i set up my right-click context menu so that it opens up an ssh window and unrar's a .rar file remotely
<korozion> nice
<DVS01> cuz running a local unrar on a remote file is slow as ****
<korozion> indeed
<DVS01> what i did was use putty's plink.exe
<DVS01> i loaded an ssh key so that it doesnt prompt for a p***word when i try to unrar a file remotely like that
<DVS01> ALOT more convenient than logging in and manually unrarring files
<Cuntism> thats a damn ***eh idea
<Death_Syn> :(, floppy=thinkpad doesn't seem to work on Debian boot floppies anymore
<Death_Syn> wonder if I can bootstrap sarge with a woody boot disk
<Qwell> Death_Syn: You can bootstrap gentoo with a woody boot disk
<Death_Syn> Qwell: gentoo, on a 486SL/25?
<Qwell> Death_Syn: distcc, baby
<Death_Syn> eh, what the hell
<Death_Syn> might be time to dig up the tomsrtbt
<Death_Syn> yep, confirmed, the disk is good
<Death_Syn> Qwell: how would I get enough of it down to finish itself off without a cdrom?
<Qwell> of what down?
<Death_Syn> gentoo
<Death_Syn> this system has only a floppy drive and a pc card nic
<Death_Syn> which woody's installer is only going to have apt
<Death_Syn> nothing that can ftp or anything
<Death_Syn> on its own
<Qwell> Death_Syn: gentoo can be installed from just about anything...it downloads the stage tarball, and has gcc etc
<Death_Syn> hmm
<Death_Syn> thing is
<Qwell> or, rather
<Death_Syn> hd is only 340mb
<Qwell> YOU download the stage tarball
<Qwell> then use dsl :P
<Death_Syn> hmm
<entropi> =0
<Death_Syn> its smelling like I shoudl probably just ait until I can afford a pile of floppies to dump slackware on
<DVS01> i set up an ssh tunnel and its working fine. i can connect to localhost:forwardedport. however, i can't connect to this box remotely on that port. am i supposed to do something special for that to work?
<korozion> crap
<korozion> thanks ruby, you've always been good to me
<Idle`> liar
<korozion> you.****
<korozion> there are 11 types of people in this world; those who know binary, those who don't, and those who think this joke ****s.
<Idle`> :D
<Idle`> you ****
<DVS01> hahahaha
<korozion> :P
<Qwell> What's a good rack provider in LA? :p
<Qwell> umm...what's the proper name too? heh
<Qwell> colo, duh
<IdiotStic> hooters
<Qwell> heh, that'd be awesome
<korozion> LOL
<Qwell> wings and bandwidth
<korozion> "Hooters Co-lo, nothing but great racks"
<IdiotStic> yeah make millions
<DVS01> hahaha
<IdiotStic> I seriously thought of opening a lundramat bar
<korozion> heh, that'd work
<oli> hi
<oli> do i have to restart httpd after adding users to a .htaccess file? :/
<Qwell> bah...stupid colos
<Qwell> give me some friggen pricing, without making me call
<oli> er a htp***wd file i mean
<Qwell> vel and peer1 just lost me as a customer for that
<Idle`> I pissed off a script kiddie today... :P 'omg packets'
<Idle`> even after he stopped I continued to laugh in his face


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