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<0> 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink?
<1> i can picture jack bauer torturing some terrorist in a super aggressive tone "i'll cut off your PINKY!' and then they both crack up laughin
<1> pinky sounds like a pet pig's name
<2> hi. How do I find out what Nameserver and Gateway I have been given by DHCP?
<3> cat /etc/resolv.conf for dns
<3> route -n for gateway
<0> route -a for gateway
<0> yea
<0> -n
<4> cat: for: No such file or directory
<4> cat: dns: No such file or directory
<0> god, I **** today
<3> cat Qwell[unF'd_by_graz]
<0> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhFKjwS421k
<0> what the flying ****
<0> I'm no jock meathead, but even I know that is NOT superbowl food



<2> thanks graz, Idle247
<1> youtube is more distracting than irc
<0> graywhite: agreed
<1> so youtube on irc is just pure wrong
<0> youtube distracts me from IRC
<1> heh
<0> and IRC distracts me from work
<0> so.... yea
<4> IRC distracts me from youtube
<1> at least irc is 5% productive
<3> I Just Say No To youtube(R)
<1> i had to uninstall flash to stop myself
<5> youtube can waste alot of time, hours go by before you know it
<1> porn surfing is what used to waste peoples time. now it's largely unfunny videos that do it. if i wanted that i'd tape america's funniest home videos or 'according to jim' and replay it on a loop
<5> i've seen some really funny crap on there, people hurting themselves is pretty damn funny
<1> it was bad enough when my sister or coworkers would email me unfunny pictures that wasted 20 seconds of my life. now they're sending me 5 minute long videos that do it
<5> heh true
<6> how do i kill a pid?
<1> it'd be ok if the people sending me a link was to a video of them hurting themselves
<5> now that would really be funnier
<1> first see if the death penalty is legal in your state
<5> yep but they rarely use it
<1> then wait 6 months
<5> we are going to see 'epic movie' sometime today, hope it's as funny as it looks
<1> not funny at all?
<6> anyone who would like to answer to me a little bit faster?
<5> ps aux to list all pids and then kill 'pidnumber'
<1> i wish my sense of humor was broader so i could laugh at those 'scary movie' type things. i remember laughin at 'airplane' in the 80's but these things are just terrible :(
<6> i did but the pid is not killed
<7> scary movie is bad
<1> i havent seen a funny movies since Schindler's List
<7> airplane was ok
<5> try kill -9 pidname
<1> isn't -9 a last resort
<6> ok done
<6> thanx
<7> last resort is rebooting
<5> graywhite never seen that flick but heard alot about it
<8> hi all
<8> awol? .... what is the url for ebooks?
<1> i havent seen it either i just remember the episode of seinfeld where his mother was like 'you laughed during schindler's list?!'
<5> haha i remember that episode too
<9> get off of me! you smell like human!
<6> how do i compile the ODE Library?
<9> give it a push
<6> hahaha
<10> !wtf ebooks?
<11> awol's collection of linux ebooks and instruction manuals and reference cards is at http://awol.no-ip.org/pdfs/
<10> jak20000: use the mirror link
<8> ok
<8> thanks
<12> graz: *shrug*
<0> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRRDzFROMx0&mode=related&search=
<0> wiw
<0> wow*
<12> do some work
<4> seriously
<1> youtube is costing buisnesses billions of dollars. except for yahoo or whoever it is that owns youtube
<1> i swear i need to start my own revenue generating website and whatever it is i now know the idea behind it will be to be as destracting as possible. it doesnt have to offer some great product, just has to be addictive
<1> perhaps a porn bloopers site



<1> nothin but funny porn outtakes
<8> anyone can give me a sample of use tcpdump for see all on port 8000 ?
<1> what you're not hearing is the sound of an idea being stolen
<0> graywhite: google owns youtube
<0> and pornotube already has porn on demand
<13> jak20000 man tcpdump
<8> Joell: tcpdump -i eth0 -h 192.168.0.35 ?
<0> wow
<0> that was SO useful
<13> jak20000 try checking out the v option
<13> I like to use tcpdump and ngrep in combination
<8> yes
<8> ngrep? or greep
<8> ?
<8> *grep
<14> Is it possible to get php5 through the apt-get?=
<0> yes
<0> apt-get install php5
<8> yum install php5 :)
<1> compiling from source ftw. always end up needing ./configure options anyway :p
<15> Anyone here tried SAM Linux, based off debian and ubuntu?
<3> apt-cache search is your friend.
<9> don't be so silly
<15> Tiger1: apt-cache search php5
<13> FenixNR how many days in a row do you need no answer to your question to get that no one has?
<3> he's just taking a poll
<15> Joell, Just because yesterday they didn't doesn't mean someone new hasn't
<0> objcopy -O binary -R .note -R .comment -S vmlinux arch/i386/boot/compressed/vmlinux.bin
<0> File size limit exceeded
<0> wtf
<13> FenixNR did you get an answer this time?
<15> nope
<15> but sooner or later someone might
<15> whats it matter to you?
<13> whats it matter to you?
<16> stop spamming my screen please. thx
<13> exactly.
<8> wich is wrong: http://rafb.net/p/NK2ysZ50.html i need open the port 8000 (shoutcast radio)
<15> [root@ServerWB miguel]# /sbin/iptables -A FORWARD -i ppp0 -m state --state NEW -p tcp --dpor 8000 -j ACCEPT isn't that --dpor supposed to be dport?
<17> yes
<8> yes
<15> is that the only thing wrong?
<8> yes
<8> corrected
<16> it's in FORWARD?
<16> for why?
<8> mmm i try all.. RedACE, only want open the port 8000 for my friends can listen my music via winamp
<8> continue not working...
<15> jak20000: how fast is your internet connection?
<8> 1Mb
<15> have fun with that
<15> slow freaking listening
<8> FenixNR only want test... if its ok
<8> i continue offer, the music if not, i close
<8> RedACE, FenixNR any advice? how open the port?
<18> gah, squeak. howdy.
<13> pb24ss
<8> Xr56
<13> pb24ss a bunch of us at work are going to toss money at a fire truck/70's or 80's limo/hearse/school bus for a vehicle to go to lunch in and party on the weekends
<17> Joell: hahahaha
<17> get a real bus man!
<17> http://www.thesamba.com/vw/cl***ifieds/detail.php?id=414408
<16> note that some vehicles require special licenses..
<17> i'd bet my left arm that that bus was converted from FI to carbs. you'll never register that in california
<16> get a small tank
<13> pb24ss I had a hard enough time getting my corolla registered here
<13> pb24ss I got custom plates for it, "JO3L"
<13> pb24ss we setup a fake corporation already to be the owner of whatever we buy. that way if someone totals it they can sue the corporation and the corporation can collapse, aka no liability :P
<19> sneaky
<1> is it possible to install linux on an ipod shuffle
<16> doesn't really work like that
<16> if it did, EVERYONE would do that
<16> besides, you'd have to get commercial insurance which is more expensive
<13> no


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