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<0> It had a diagram.
<1> Then...you ****
<0> No, my toilet ****s.
<0> Kinda.
<1> not like it takes more than a whole THREE SECONDS to turn it the other way
<1> "OH NO, water is DRIPPING onto my floor!"
<0> but what happens if too much pressure causes the pipe to explode? I seriously have insane water pressure.
<0> People are amazed by the pressure, it's seriously freaky if you are new and turn it on expecting a low pressure.
<1> then you sue the condo management
<0> oh
<0> ok, back to my LILO problem,
<2> make an insurance claim...
<0> When I boot the 5.5 kernel it just hangs there.
<1> One problem per household per day.
<0> oh
<0> :(



<2> the linux kernel is up to 5.5!!!!
<3> 5.5 kernel?
<1> damn, how long did I sleep for?
<0> linux?
<2> omg! where have i been hiding?
<0> isn't this pound freebsd?
<3> *cough*
<2> bots activate moron detectors
<4> Moron levels of 9 percent detected.
<2> howto: check again?
<3> oh oh.
<4> you should ask Domilijn :). narf!
<3> howto: don't kill me because I'm beautiful!
<2> howto fire phasers at graz
<4> Mmmmm botsnack.
<3> slackbook.org, hmmm
<5> awol, hmmm you who got no-ip do you know how to setup a subdomain on that again like: subdomain.subdomain.no-ip.com
<2> never bothered to do that
<6> nice... 4.0
<7> anyone know the fastest place i could get the latest ubuntu?
<7> getting it at 500k/s right now. was hoping to max out my 15mbit down stream
<2> local mirrors
<7> all the mirrors for the dvd iso are in europe
<3> gnight
<7> i'll just wait i guess
<8> is there a way to make /dev/dsp not wait for a full buffer to start playing?
<3> (08.26.06 13:47) < ardya> sparr: thats a function of the player, not the device itself.
<8> graz: ok, go ahead and paste the rest of the conversation too
<3> you're smart, I shouldn't have to
<8> <8> ardya: define "the player"
<8> <ardya> anything that reads from the device.
<8> <8> err, im not reading, im writing
<8> <8> making noise
<8> <8> ardya: the kernel is reading from the device. or the ALSA drivers.
<8> now that we are up to speed... ?
<3> yes, and you perused the alsa kernel code/driver code/etc
<8> no, i did not. and i dont plan to.
<3> module parms etc
<8> i cant p*** module params, im operating in userspace
<1> graz: Is that like looking in the mirror, and seeing a different face?
<8> ive looked at the ALSA docs
<8> but i dont really know what im looking for
<9> hi
<3> I dont have any mirrors, I'm too beautiful
<1> heh
<4> :-)
<10> I need help setting up a MySQL database for Gallery2. Don't have time to read 1000's of pages to "get there" because im in the navy.. So help? :)
<4> Yes, but only at the weekend.
<3> SMK696: being in the navy is irrelevant to reading the docs.
<3> If you want someone to do it for you, pay them, else start reading.
<9> SMK696, whats ur rank?
<10> Well stating that im in the navy just put's it in perspective that i do have little time. And concidering i earn less that 20$ a day i wouldn't have the cash to pay .. anyone
<3> then I'd say you're in between a rock and a hard place.



<3> but your military, you adapt, or die.
<3> Good luck.
<9> SMK696, youre better off just reading the documentation
<8> SNDCTL_DSP_POST seems like it would be the right one. but it doesnt work. and the docs say not to use it.
<4> hay IdiotStic
<11> hey, I've got this usb printer here, but when I plug it in, nothing shows up in dmesg. so I can't try to configure it or anything because my machine isn't seeing it :/. I don't have the usblp module loaded, because I get the error, can't find module usblp, but when I went to add the module (in menuconfig, when configureing my kernel) it says that I have it (has the M next to it). maybe the 2 problems are related? I know the
<11> printer and the usb cable work, because I used them both on this machine when I had freebsd on it. Any ideas?
<11> its an hp psc 2210 and I'm on debian
<12> saneisjus: do you have usb support?
<11> I believe I have usb support
<11> other usb devices wouldn't work if I didn't right?
<12> saneisjus: correct..
<11> erm, yes I know I do. I know I also have it loaded specificly for printers too ( in menuconfig, under usb support, then usb printers, there was the <M>)
<3> and you recompiled the kernel aND modules after, right?
<11> no I didn't change anything, when I got there I already had the support activated, so I just left it alone
<13> hey how do i decrtpt RC4 encryption ?
<13> i founded a script but seems to not work.
<13> i need to enter a Key:
<13> and i have no idea what to type.
<3> if you dont have the key, you cant.
<3> sounds like you're up to no good.
<13> ****.
<13> sorry i am so pissed off.
<13> i was able to restore my database
<13> but i can't decrypt it.
<13> is this key good: pdshoppro?
<1> You tell us
<13> i really really do not know.
<3> we cant know what key was used.
<13> i found the script by google
<13> This script encrypts and decrypts messages with the RC4 algorithm. Enter the key (p***word) and a message to encrypt or decrypt in the fields below.
<3> how did you ENCRYPT it?
<13> yeah
<13> key meaning the p*** i set for encryption ?
<3> how did you ENCRYPT it?
<13> i didn't, i gave p*** to my friend and he did.
<13> i dont know how to encrypt..
<3> then ask HIM how HE did it. and what key/p*** he used.
<3> we cant know
<13> ok sir.
<13> thanks tho
<14> doot
<1> sj7trunks: y0
<14> sup qwell:)
<14> was looking for a vmware-server serial
<1> How's the new place treating you?
<14> their site is down
<14> netapp contract is almost over
<1> the free one needs a serial? That's retarded
<14> thinking about moving to austin
<15> hello inside this room
<14> qwell go figure right:)
<14> hows life with you qwell?
<1> sj7trunks: I work for an open source company now :D
<1> I write open source software...all day
<14> any money in that?
<1> and I get paid :P
<14> awesomeness!
<1> Digium, if you've heard of it
<14> that great
<14> hows asterix stuff coming along
<1> see above :)
<1> <1> I write open source software...all day
<14> i saw that=P
<1> ie; asterisk
<14> i mean hows the market
<1> ahh...dunno
<1> I'm not in sales, heh
<14> you just code=P
<1> pretty much :p
<1> only been there like 2 weeks now
<14> 5 years ago it was pretty crappy but good if you had it


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