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<0> piss on the motherboard
<1> thats the only way to increase the value
<1> i cant modify it any other way
<2> Qwell[]: so, looked like that fixed all my issues with asterisk
<3> That'll be $299.95
<3> Did they just add it to your account? No fees or anything?
<2> none
<3> and it's a residential account?



<2> I called the repair line and claimed my phones wern't working right because of it
<3> ha, nice
<3> there you go then
<2> the call center people had no idea....
<2> its called Cutoff on Disconnect around here
<2> 'COD' as he said
<4> Idle247: i edit /proc with dd
<2> confuse 3 call center agents, and theyll give you anything
<2> bloofar: I cant edit it, cause I dont have a case for my PC
<4> i've never had any problem running naked machines on a table or in a cardboard box
<2> well... I... dont have a box.... so... there!
<4> one time at the library i was over at the laptop station (bunch of power points and ethernet cables).. there's a guy several cubes over with an LCD and a keyboard... running to a duffel bag containing a naked computer
<2> lol
<2> shoulda got a pic
<4> i'm like... i *guess* that's a portable computer.. touche.
<2> :D
<5> cardboard boxes make great cases
<5> especially ones that used to contain dvd players
<4> i usually just set the board on the motherboard box
<2> they also make great houses
<2> yay bums
<2> bloofar: pfft, use an anti-static bag!
<5> I'm considering using a cardboard box for my car project
<4> Idle247: pfft, use aluminum foil!
<2> bloofar: same diff ;)
<4> Death_Syn: i don't recommend building a car out of cardboard
<5> nah, a computer for the car
<2> yea. they tend to get wet anf fall apart



<2> I know from experience
<4> also they offer very little protection when being run over by an suv
<2> bloofar: well, except the H2/3
<2> then theyre the winner
<4> h2 is an abomination
<2> hence cardboard > h2
<6> what are you bafoons talking about?
<6> you know styrofoam is the shyiet
<2> elephants
<7> ok im running into a problem setting up my dhcpd.conf file... When I try to start dhcpd i get these errors for lines 95 and 98 "expecting a parameter or declaration" line 95 reads: DHCPDARGS "ath0"; - line 98 reads: ddns-update-style "ad-hoc"; - Anyone know what the problem could be?
<8> Hi, I have a Proliant ML530 with xeon cpu, I never run a computer with xeon before, and it also was some years ago I ran linux at all. Correct me if I am wrong, but I guess the kernel support this hardware, and it really does not matter what distribution I choose?
<4> yes and no
<9> no and yes
<8> okay.. whats wrong in that picture?
<8> What I plan to do it to run some services, but I want to install them after the operating system. So no need for the services to be included.
<10> Mathias many services come with the OS
<10> and you wont have problems with that machine
<8> Okay, well the services I want to offer the public I meant.
<8> Trengo: So you mean I could choose any distribution I would like, and there will not be any "problem" with the dual xeon cpu?
<11> how to create multi volume archive
<12> what program downloads files solely from linux
<8> Trengo: What I mean with problem is the install process will detect the 2 cpu's from start. Problem might arise if I am suposed to know some specific things about xeon, or lets say dual xeon.
<12> what program downloads files solely in linux?
<13> um no
<13> depends on what you want to download
<13> http/ftp you can use wget
<12> just like http files
<13> or curl
<12> YEAAAh wget!
<14> or maybe prozilla/prozgui
<15> can someone help me with a grep ? im trying to write a cshell script , i need to filter an input word , starting with a space before it and it has to be exact match
<16> hmm
<16> try more like find


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