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<0> 7 years of trying...you eventually give up :p
<1> wait, didn't you just get married like 2 years ago?
<0> yes
<1> hm
<0> heh
<1> OOH, playing doctor
<0> I love it when memory tests take like 8 friggen minutes
<1> bwa?
<0> just for the damn thing to boot
<0> sunfire
<1> I ran memtest+ for 5 days, and it didn't finish
<2> I didn't think memtest ever finished
<1> I just put the disk in and booted
<0> pwned
<1> like I read the manual
<0> actually...



<0> what's better...
<0> is when the thread test runs for days
<0> this little spinny thing has been going for a few minutes now :D
<3> hello
<1> yea...
<1> so memtest is an infiante loop?
<2> *shrug*
<3> I am just testing my IRC installation
<2> It doesn't work
<4> memtest takes a loooong time before it loops
<0> my sunfire completes infinite loops in 6 minutes
<1> uh, no
<1> memtest actually does complete
<3> d
<0> Who wants to see me cat /proc/cpuinfo?
<0> It can make a grown man cry like a little bitch
<1> huh, but it loops after that
<1> bloofar: we ran it for 5 days, and it did 8 p***es
<5> Idle`: no it loops forever
<4> Alien88: it repeats the test after something like 26 hours
<5> depending on how much memory and the speed
<1> Alien88: yea, as I said
<1> I thought it was supposed to finish...
<1> :S
<2> Idle` the 5 years you've waited for it to finish, have been a waste
<2> Qwell send me a sunfier
<2> *sunfire
<1> korozion: 5 days, and it was sitting in a corner
<0> crap...what's the solaris equiv to /proc/cpuinfo?
<2> s/days/years && s/it/I
<4> my sister had a sunfire.. underpowered piece of **** with gigantic heavy doors
<0> bloofar: :p
<4> it was just the thing to smash in doors in parking lots
<2> blooooooooooooooooooooooo
<4> korooooooo
<2> :)
<1> laaaaaaaaame
<6> is it a rape if a girl is willing? but u force the ***? and isnt it that when girl say no, they actually mean yes?
<7> a coaster! brillant!
<8> god.. id love to ****ing yell at the people that image our servers
<8> software raid 5 / (not too terrible but.. i dislike that).. NO swap...
<9> no swap?
<8> Apparently not.
<8> (Essentially, logistics images the machines, we configure them before turning them over to clients)
<8> this client (french nuff said) has requested raid 5, with 3 73 gig scsis
<8> now.. logically, one would think that.. well.. raid 5 on / period just sounds wrong... but .. its what the client wanted, so fine..
<8> take 100 meg /boot, make it a raid 1 .. apparently whoever imaged it decided to use the 3 partitions left over on the 3 disks for /boot.. fine
<8> So im like "wait, somethings missing" *stares* .. no swap partition
<8> Now im not exactly sure what the client intends to do with this box, but that just reeks of bad.
<8> its got 4 gigs, but still..
<10> hi. I plan to reboot into a 2.6.17.1 kernel shortly. Many changes were made to ext3 and I use ext3. any problems reported?
<11> how to install on VPS on fedora core 5 control panel VHCS or WEBMIN, i could not good tutorial on google
<12> hello
<13> ihad installed red hat 9
<13> but now i have missed one file somehow
<13> i want to know can i get help through rescue
<14> see, youre all gay
<8> yup.
<15> Im having this problem with pure-ftpd, what kind of unmask do i need to use when i want both folders and files to be 755? Need to set this in pure-ftpd.conf



<16> any use rmxmms plugin?
<16> how to use rmxmms with xmms?
<17> Hi, I did ask this same question last night, but wanted to get another round of input ... I pulled my colo box and found none of my p***words were working. Other than checking /var/log/messages, /var/log/wtmp, .bash_history, and running chkrootkit, where else can I look for footprints of a hacker?
<10> there won't be any if he eggdropped
<10> at least no login stuff
<17> ah, maybe that .php folder was my demise
<18> hello
<18> anyone alive?
<18> how to set quota and limiting process at Rh9.0?
<18> hello
<19> somebody needs help on quotas here
<19> anyone can help?
<18> pingsan semua
<19> masalah waktu kali man
<19> disana pagi
<19> masih pada belekan
<18> hehehehe mungkin saja
<1> dirka dirka?
<19> sudah lah, read docs redhat
<19> :P
<1> M-guy: well
<18> ya idle
<18> how to set quota and limiting process at Rh9.0?
<1> I dont know if RH9 had it, but there is a pam_limits
<1> RH9 is _ollld_
<1> its time tp upgrade anyway... I know centos has pam_limits for sure
<18> oh ic
<1> check tho, it may have it anyway
<18> on RH9.0 doesn;t have quota rite?
<1> it has quotas, but youll want to set it via pam
<18> on what side?
<19> Idle`: is there any documents to refer for that?
<19> i mean, any good site to guide us on setting quotas via pam?
<1> xfnk: not really... aside from the official pam docs
<1> theyre easy
<1> you just 'require' pam_limits on your, uhm, I think its session... dont know tho... then change the limits in your limits.conf
<18> how to get pam_limits?
<20> is it possible to set up floating static routes in linux?
<20> with no dynamic routing protocols in place
<21> contradiction in terms....
<21> they're static until they change you mean...
<1> awol: Cisco people use funny words for things
<21> then they're static until they change again... etc...
<21> Idle`: so do i....
<1> awol: what 'Floating Static Routes' means in linux, is a route you add thats static so when a dynamic route dies (from ospf or whatnot), it falls over to the static route... basicly a low priority route
<1> awol: yea, but your funny smelling as well
<21> well i dont have any hot water to shower in....
<20> so Idle, it'll only work if the other route is dynamic?
<21> haven't had any for two years now
<1> omnix: thats what a FSR is
<1> linux routes very much the same way as a cisco router, its just handled differently
<20> on my linux box, i have a static route: route add -net 216.113.0.0 netmask 255.255.0.0 gw 10.10.2.100
<20> how does RIPv2 learn of this route without me telling it explicitly
<1> via a rip daemon
<20> how does the rip daemon learn of it
<1> reads your routing table
<20> i want to replace the static route with a dynamic one
<1> lftp uploaded about 80% of my file, and then it gets me a 550 access denied...
<1> omnix: ???
<1> does your network have any kind of dynamic routing algorythems?
<20> but i'm failing to understand how the dynamic protocol will even know to route to 10.10.2.100 for 216.113.x.x if i don't tell it
<20> i have a vpn router that's capable of RIPv2
<20> but no, right now everything is static
<1> one machine on your network knows how to get there, correct?
<1> IE, one machine is directly connected to that network
<20> the machine with the static route
<20> i have a frame relay router, a vpn router, and a linux box. The frame relay is the primary connection and when that fails, traffic gets sent through the VPN. On the linux box, i have a static route so all traffic destined for 216.113.0.0 gets sent out through the frame relay gw.
<20> when the frame relay fails, I have to manually change the static route on the linux box to use the vpn router as its gw for that subnet.
<20> that's the gist of the problem i'm faced with
<20> trying to get this to be dynamic
<1> omnix: routing and routing protocols are rudimentary... some of their weighting is a bit complex, and overall flakey, but the actual process is simple
<1> ok
<1> what you need to do is either use 2 routes, or setup a routing protocol on each device


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