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<0> the reason i cant start vncserver on :0 is probably because X is already running there right?
<1> Good Morning idiotstic
<2> stupid phone
<3> howto: did you find your moose?
<1> no i spent my time contemplating how i damaged BuLLets in the hand
<0> the reason i cant start vncserver on :0 is probably because X is already running there right?
<1> sometimes
<0> well netstat -na|grep 5800 shows nothing
<0> howto; what else could it be?
<1> Kittens.
<0> heh you have nfc
<0> nm
<0> just said "sometimes" as you can say that to anything
<4> haha
<4> hotnikks_: ignore him, hes a bot
<0> hah ok



<4> X :0 is 6000
<0> right
<4> also, check /tmp for lockfiles
<0> but i tried to start vnc on ;0
<0> :0 rather
<0> and it said it couldnt, so went to 5801 (:1)
<0> tcp 0 0 0.0.0.0:6000 0.0.0.0:* LISTEN
<4> yea, :0 is the same as your desktop is
<0> X:0
<0> yeh
<4> 58XX and 59XX is vnc, not really X ports
<0> but only one can be "0"
<4> yep
<0> like export DISPLAY=myhost:0
<0> will go to that X
<0> and :1 to VNC now
<4> yea
<0> cool thanks
<5> if my ifconfig only shows an inet6 address, but not an inet address - does that mean I have not received a real address form the router?
<6> do you have to manually set up your video card in debian?
<6> or is it auto?
<7> depends on the type of video card
<6> k..sweet
<7> what do you have?
<7> well
<7> he left, nevermind
<8> join #kde
<8> woops
<9> hi. anyone know how I can send an mail with the sendmail command?
<10> echo "message" | sendmail name@domain.com
<11> I just backed up some DVD's to a server and this is the speed: 182.70 MB/s = how many Mbit?
<12> 182.70 *8
<12> 8 bits in a byte
<11> you add it up for me, my calc.exe is borked/
<12> use google calculator
<11> 182.70 * 8 = 1 461.6
<11> 1.46Gbit ?
<12> indeed
<11> hrm
<11> this is only supposed to be a 1Gbit line
<11> odd.
<13> complaining!
<13> bah!
<14> oh shutup
<13> *some of us* only get 30KB up :(
<14> some of us are still on dial up
<14> so piss off
<13> yeah but everyone loves dialup
<13> it's so nostalgic
<13> ^_^
<14> I wouldnt know
<13> heh, where are you, idaho?
<14> actually I have fios
<11> question, if i udp flood my OWN box just to see what happens and I time out, will the udp flood stop?
<11> or is this a bad idea?
<11> :/
<13> FiOS = ?
<11> fiber to the home
<14> 30/5 mb down/up



<13> I might go turn green
<11> whats stopping people form splicing fiber into a major line?
<11> and lighting the fiber themselves
<11> so they get like 100Mbit ;)
<14> the switch @ the CO?
<11> oh.
<11> even if you tapped onto an existing line?
<11> using one of the fusion splicers
<13> wahh :(
<13> Sweden gets 100Mb/s up/down for 35 euros/month apparently
<15> spendy for internet if you ask me
<11> i found out i can save 20% RAM by changing the apache error log to ONLY crit.
<11> i never knew such a performance hit it would take
<13> LigHTTPd
<11> 20-25
<13> that'll give you a bit more ^_^
<11> i believe in old tried and true.
<11> WuFTPD/Apache.
<11> etc.
<13> didn't WuFTPD have a load of vulnerabilities?
<15> didn't sendmail/
<11> yep
<11> I like flirting with death.
<13> tehe
<15> didn't windows?
<11> I also run a backdoor that drops right to ksh
<11> that way if we get owned
<11> i can just telnet in
<13> yeah, good plan >_<
<13> I keep getting portscanned an' such by random chinese computers
<13> it's great
<13> you can just scan them back and it's almost guaranteed they've got a shell on port 4000 or 4444
<11> heh
<11> now if only exim would stop logging ****ing SBL requests
<11> so I guess if anyone knows how to have Exim stop logging SBL (spam blocking list) entries, it would be... kewl, wtf bbq.
<13> omfgwtfbbq.
<11> rots oh raughs!
<13> rofl harris
<13> wahhh
<13> this r ridiculous
<13> I picked a random ip from my logs
<13> and it's got that backdoor >_<
<16> I am trying to get apache and php working, apache is giving the error it cannot find php5_module, where do I find the php5_module at? It is not in the modules directory, I am unable to find it on php's site or apache's site.
<4> you need to install php
<4> you wont find it specificly, just the whole package
<16> I have php installed, and I am not finding it in the php package either
<4> what distro?
<4> if you build it from source youll find it for sure
<16> I am looking for a php5_module file?
<16> php 5
<16> apache 2.2
<4> no, not that... its called sometihng else
<16> apache is calling it php5_module
<4> libphp5.so
<4> LoadModule php5_module modules/libphp5.so
<4> thats the php config for httpd
<17> Is it possible to give different vhosts and subdomains a unique KeepAliveTimeout value or is the KeepAliveTimeout universal for the whole server?
<4> try it
<17> .htaccess grants maybe?
<4> I bet it is
<4> not via .htaccess, no
<17> well cant you ***ign htaccess anything that you want users to toggle?
<4> not really... htaccess is limited iirc
<4> <VirtualHost ..> is more expansive
<17> I am trying to get my shared hosting provider to change the timeout for my account...he says he can't do it
<4> xtorr: http://httpd.apache.org/docs/2.0/mod/core.html#keepalivetimeout
<4> works
<4> Context:server config, virtual host
<18> iam on ubuntu .. iam not sure what happened but my desktop stoped showing content ......... no icons no files.. just a background.. any ideas what is happened?
<13> need.... sleeeeep
<18> need help
<13> 03:12 < papertape> need.... sleeeeep
<13> I have to get up!


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