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<_ba> can someone help me figure out what i'm missing when i try to start smokeping ERROR: FPing must be installed setuid root or it will not work i've installed fping as root?
<graz> run it as root.
<_ba> # /usr/local/bin/smokeping
<_ba> Dropping privileges to _smokeping ...
<_ba> ERROR: FPing must be installed setuid root or it will not work
<Idle247> yep
<Idle247> run it as root
<graz> he was, and the lame splot dropped privs and ran as a user
<graz> hahahahahaha
<Idle247> hahaha
<howto> GIR, your waffles have sickened me! FETCH ME THE BUCKET!
<Idle247> ha
<Idle247> awesome
<_ba> anyidea what the trick is to make the program run i didn't have much luck lookin around google the docs
<bloofar> anybody every programmed in the retarded language called Cool?
<Idle247> I dunno, have you shipped my case yet?
<graz> cooledit?
<Pastr> Full featured text editor for the X Window System. URL: http://www.netins.net/showcase/Comput-IT/cooledit/index.html
<fietronic> Anyone use looking gl***?
<graz> anyone know where the Hanging Gardens of Babylon is?
<fietronic> 0.0
<bloofar> Idle247: last night was sat. today's sunday. post office is closed
<fietronic> I am 21 tomorrow
<GenNMX> bloofar: Post office should also be closed on Monday for MLK day, I think? Most of the government is.
<bloofar> yup
<bloofar> fietronic: wasted yet?
<fietronic> Nah
<fietronic> I'm going to go to the ABC store tomorrow.
<fietronic> Get some Vodka/Tequila/Run
<fietronic> Rum
<Idle247> bloofar: then use a crowbar, :)
<fietronic> bloofar, The whole post office isn't closed right? You can still get your mail.
<bloofar> fietronic: mix them all together in a big juh
<bloofar> er jug
<bloofar> fietronic: post office is always closed on sunday
<fietronic> bloofar, Every post office I've ever been to has had the post office boxes seperated from the part to send packages etc.
<fietronic> So you can still get your mail on sunda
<bloofar> fietronic: nobody's talking about picking up something in a po box. now kindly stfu :D
<fietronic> I am >.<
<fietronic> woot, I have $142
<fietronic> I'm so going to get wasted tomorrow night.
<fietronic> Resizing a Linux partition and not changing the order of partitions shouldn't mess up a Linux install right?
<rapid> shouldn't ***uming its done correctly.. I would backup data in case of error :)
<bloofar> 0 == root?
<fietronic> Yup... This live cd definantly crashed as I was resizing a partition.
<bloofar> backup whenever doing anything with paritions
<fietronic> Backup schmack up
<fietronic> It was just a Linux partition.
<fietronic> Fresh install.
<TechSmurf> anyone dealt with a laptop with a flakey video card connection?
<TechSmurf> Reseating the video card changes the symptoms.. sometimes eliminating them
<TechSmurf> but the fix doesn't hold
<Trengo> boa noite
<howto> Hey! I was talking to you!
<somae> is there a banking program for linxu? I have slackware 10.2.0
<somae> linux
<Qwell> firefox
<somae> something comparable to quicken or msmoney?
<graz> did you search for one?
<somae> yes
<graz> and
<somae> oracle
<graz> oracle is a database, not a "money program"
<graz> keep searching.
<duderevs> hey can anyone help me with firefox, i can't seem to get video working, i have installed MPlayer and it works but i can't seem to figure out how to link it to the videos i get when opening websites
<duderevs> anybody?
<chainz> what is the likely cause and fix for the following error:
<chainz> error: invalid Python installation: unable to open /usr/lib/python2.3/config/Makefile (No such file or directory)
<duderevs> hey can anyone help me with firefox, i can't seem to get video working, i have installed MPlayer and it works but i can't seem to figure out how to link it to the videos i get when opening websites
<deww> you need the mplayer plugins
<deww> http://mplayerplug-in.sourceforge.net/
<Trengo> see you all
<howto> see you all... sall
<sniffles> what do you think is the best starting featurefilled distro for someone just beginning in linux? i have only used gentoo/slack/debian for past 3 years i have kind of lost touch
<GenNMX> sniffles: Ubuntu.
<sniffles> is opensuse no good anymore?
<graz> try it and see.
<sniffles> that doesnt sound good lol
<duderevs> ok i have downloaded firefox, and MPlayer and installed them both but i still can't get video on the browser, can anyone give me some direction to go in here
<FenixNR> google.com
<FenixNR> it's an mplayer plugin as far as I know
<FenixNR> http://plugindoc.mozdev.org/faqs/firefox-linux.html#install-other
<graz> I guess stupid video games arent enough for G4, now they're doing porn, losers.
<FenixNR> lol
<graz> FenixNR: that public away is a nuisance, fix it please
<FenixNR> damnit
<FenixNR> I told it not to
<FenixNR> maybe this shall fix it
<FenixNR> sorry graz
<chainz> how do i install a bin file in debian?
<WhiteWolf> do you know where it came from?
<awol> chainz: what sort of bin file?
<awol> chainz: is it a self extracting installer?
<awol> chainz: if so.... chmod +x file.bin ; ./file.bin
<awol> howto: got any more moose?
<howto> sunday
<howto> ***imilation is futile, you will be resi... D'OH!
<graz> oh forrest, ah'm dyin'
<graz> nice shoes. wanna ****?
<FenixNR> always
<smka> any ssh clients for windows?
<graz> *boggle*
<graz> did you LOOK for any?
<smka> do know which are good
<graz> for YOU? no
<graz> did you try asking in in #osx, or #freebsd?
<graz> or any other channel other than a windows channel?
<smka> good call
<howto> Good call... gall.
<awol> !wtf putty?
<LinuxHOW2> putty is an excellent open-source telnet/rlogin/ssh set of utilities for windows and unix at http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~sgtatham/putty/
<howto> tuesday
<howto> hi Brianh
<korozion> howto: BrianH is a sneaky fscker
<fayg0> anyone know where i can get tlc
<fayg0> tcl
<graz> the web
<graz> no, really
<fayg0> can u login my comp and do it?
<graz> sure, when I've received your cash payment of US$1000
<Idle247> by recieved, he means, given to me
<Idle247> and by 1000, he means 10,000
<graz> he's in canada, he doesnt have US money
<Idle247> paypal converts
<graz> paypal isnt cash
<Idle247> it can be
<graz> you'll note I said cash. not paypal.
<Idle247> it is cash
<Idle247> ***hat
<Idle247> all your gonna get in your palm is Qwel's manlyness
<graz> fayg0: in any event, if you're incapable of using your pkg manager, or using google, you dont need tcl.
<awol> fayg0: what distro have ya got?
<awol> you guys are rude ignorant morons... be nice to the n00bs... they're why we're here! not your ego's
<graz> [01.14.07 23:35]<fayg0> can u login my comp and do it?
<graz> right.
<awol> sheeesh... way to take it personally graz...
<Idle247> :P
<Idle247> I was just joking around... :
<Idle247> he wasn't responding...
<awol> yeah... he still isn't
<awol> but there's no need to be agressive to n00b's imho
<awol> unless they deserve it
<gauze> I only help attractive female n00bz who are of legal age in my municipality.
<quadriko> someone dcc me some food plz ;P
<gauze> ie I still haven't helped anyone in 8 years
<Windo> i am uploading files to my ftp site and the date shown on the files is the date the files were uploaded; is there another date ***ociated with the last time the files were modified?


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