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<0> can someone help me figure out what i'm missing when i try to start smokeping ERROR: FPing must be installed setuid root or it will not work i've installed fping as root?
<1> run it as root.
<0> # /usr/local/bin/smokeping
<0> Dropping privileges to _smokeping ...
<0> ERROR: FPing must be installed setuid root or it will not work
<2> yep
<2> run it as root
<1> he was, and the lame splot dropped privs and ran as a user
<1> hahahahahaha
<2> hahaha
<3> GIR, your waffles have sickened me! FETCH ME THE BUCKET!
<2> ha
<2> awesome
<0> anyidea what the trick is to make the program run i didn't have much luck lookin around google the docs
<4> anybody every programmed in the retarded language called Cool?
<2> I dunno, have you shipped my case yet?



<1> cooledit?
<5> Full featured text editor for the X Window System. URL: http://www.netins.net/showcase/Comput-IT/cooledit/index.html
<6> Anyone use looking gl***?
<1> anyone know where the Hanging Gardens of Babylon is?
<6> 0.0
<4> Idle247: last night was sat. today's sunday. post office is closed
<6> I am 21 tomorrow
<7> bloofar: Post office should also be closed on Monday for MLK day, I think? Most of the government is.
<4> yup
<4> fietronic: wasted yet?
<6> Nah
<6> I'm going to go to the ABC store tomorrow.
<6> Get some Vodka/Tequila/Run
<6> Rum
<2> bloofar: then use a crowbar, :)
<6> bloofar, The whole post office isn't closed right? You can still get your mail.
<4> fietronic: mix them all together in a big juh
<4> er jug
<4> fietronic: post office is always closed on sunday
<6> bloofar, Every post office I've ever been to has had the post office boxes seperated from the part to send packages etc.
<6> So you can still get your mail on sunda
<4> fietronic: nobody's talking about picking up something in a po box. now kindly stfu :D
<6> I am >.<
<6> woot, I have $142
<6> I'm so going to get wasted tomorrow night.
<6> Resizing a Linux partition and not changing the order of partitions shouldn't mess up a Linux install right?
<8> shouldn't ***uming its done correctly.. I would backup data in case of error :)
<4> 0 == root?
<6> Yup... This live cd definantly crashed as I was resizing a partition.
<4> backup whenever doing anything with paritions
<6> Backup schmack up
<6> It was just a Linux partition.
<6> Fresh install.
<9> anyone dealt with a laptop with a flakey video card connection?
<9> Reseating the video card changes the symptoms.. sometimes eliminating them
<9> but the fix doesn't hold
<10> boa noite
<3> Hey! I was talking to you!
<11> is there a banking program for linxu? I have slackware 10.2.0
<11> linux
<12> firefox
<11> something comparable to quicken or msmoney?
<1> did you search for one?
<11> yes
<1> and
<11> oracle
<1> oracle is a database, not a "money program"
<1> keep searching.
<13> hey can anyone help me with firefox, i can't seem to get video working, i have installed MPlayer and it works but i can't seem to figure out how to link it to the videos i get when opening websites
<13> anybody?
<14> what is the likely cause and fix for the following error:
<14> error: invalid Python installation: unable to open /usr/lib/python2.3/config/Makefile (No such file or directory)
<13> hey can anyone help me with firefox, i can't seem to get video working, i have installed MPlayer and it works but i can't seem to figure out how to link it to the videos i get when opening websites
<15> you need the mplayer plugins
<15> http://mplayerplug-in.sourceforge.net/
<10> see you all
<3> see you all... sall
<16> what do you think is the best starting featurefilled distro for someone just beginning in linux? i have only used gentoo/slack/debian for past 3 years i have kind of lost touch



<7> sniffles: Ubuntu.
<16> is opensuse no good anymore?
<1> try it and see.
<16> that doesnt sound good lol
<13> ok i have downloaded firefox, and MPlayer and installed them both but i still can't get video on the browser, can anyone give me some direction to go in here
<17> google.com
<17> it's an mplayer plugin as far as I know
<17> http://plugindoc.mozdev.org/faqs/firefox-linux.html#install-other
<1> I guess stupid video games arent enough for G4, now they're doing porn, losers.
<17> lol
<1> FenixNR: that public away is a nuisance, fix it please
<17> damnit
<17> I told it not to
<17> maybe this shall fix it
<17> sorry graz
<14> how do i install a bin file in debian?
<18> do you know where it came from?
<19> chainz: what sort of bin file?
<19> chainz: is it a self extracting installer?
<19> chainz: if so.... chmod +x file.bin ; ./file.bin
<19> howto: got any more moose?
<3> sunday
<3> ***imilation is futile, you will be resi... D'OH!
<1> oh forrest, ah'm dyin'
<1> nice shoes. wanna ****?
<17> always
<20> any ssh clients for windows?
<1> *boggle*
<1> did you LOOK for any?
<20> do know which are good
<1> for YOU? no
<1> did you try asking in in #osx, or #freebsd?
<1> or any other channel other than a windows channel?
<20> good call
<3> Good call... gall.
<19> !wtf putty?
<21> putty is an excellent open-source telnet/rlogin/ssh set of utilities for windows and unix at http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~sgtatham/putty/
<3> tuesday
<3> hi Brianh
<22> howto: BrianH is a sneaky fscker
<23> anyone know where i can get tlc
<23> tcl
<1> the web
<1> no, really
<23> can u login my comp and do it?
<1> sure, when I've received your cash payment of US$1000
<2> by recieved, he means, given to me
<2> and by 1000, he means 10,000
<1> he's in canada, he doesnt have US money
<2> paypal converts
<1> paypal isnt cash
<2> it can be
<1> you'll note I said cash. not paypal.
<2> it is cash
<2> ***hat
<2> all your gonna get in your palm is Qwel's manlyness
<1> fayg0: in any event, if you're incapable of using your pkg manager, or using google, you dont need tcl.
<19> fayg0: what distro have ya got?
<19> you guys are rude ignorant morons... be nice to the n00bs... they're why we're here! not your ego's
<1> [01.14.07 23:35]<23> can u login my comp and do it?
<1> right.
<19> sheeesh... way to take it personally graz...
<2> :P
<2> I was just joking around... :
<2> he wasn't responding...
<19> yeah... he still isn't
<19> but there's no need to be agressive to n00b's imho
<19> unless they deserve it
<24> I only help attractive female n00bz who are of legal age in my municipality.
<25> someone dcc me some food plz ;P
<24> ie I still haven't helped anyone in 8 years
<26> i am uploading files to my ftp site and the date shown on the files is the date the files were uploaded; is there another date ***ociated with the last time the files were modified?


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