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<0> it does
<1> what would you recommend for parsing incoming mail ?
<1> i was thinking of procmail piping it to a script
<1> alternative is to cron a parse on the mail directories
<0> procmail could do it ... because I have quotas I have this damn thing I forget the name of that updated a maildir++ quota file with each delivery
<0> there is something called "safecat" that can deliver to a maildir (it's part of some other package name escapes me)
<1> found it, thanks
<2> graz
<3> hey
<3> what do you type to use the ^ escape character in telnet?
<4> what are ya using telnet for?
<4> hit ] iirc... or ctrl-C
<5> telnet's awesome
<2> :|
<5> i send all my spam with it
<2> please tell me you're joking



<5> i view my mail with less and send it with telnet
<5> jeez
<3> testing stuff
<3> ctrl-] did it, thanks
<6> korozion
<2> graz:\
<6> bed&
<2> :S
<2> wait
<6> hurry
<2> msg
<7> hello all
<7> I am in need of some mysql php help
<7> anyone?
<8> #php or #mysql
<7> ok
<9> where is the file that configures what x window manager i use
<10> anyone know why gidentd running in ipv4 mode doesnt resolve for irc servers?
<9> reslove what?
<10> response / auth / ident to irc etc?
<10> it doesnt respond anything
<10> try telnet my host on port 113 :S
<10> 0, 0 : ERROR : INVALID-PORT
<9> i can telnet to it
<11> nup doesnt respond
<9> try a diff network
<11> oh
<11> didnt respond to me
<9> maby i was hittin the wrong port
<9> is your 23 open too?
<10> negative
<10> only 113
<9> anyone know the location of the window managers
<9> ?
<9> try a diff network
<9> sometimes irc servers que the ident to save time
<10> 1168502157:03783 [24.49.193.149]:1340 -> [10.0.0.3]:113
<10> 1168502160:03783 Received line to short/long
<9> try dalnet
<2> O_O
<12> gorilla
<13> doesnt work :S
<9> its /etc/X11/Sessions
<14> hdparm on box 1: 49.56 MB/sec hdparm on box 2: 13.17 MB/sec
<14> both boxes are identical in every way
<14> any ideas?
<14> I/O performance tanks on box2 and load sky rockets
<14> everything is new out of the box, fresh installs
<15> I used dd to backup an entire disc. is it possible to somehow mount a partition on this image?
<16> helo
<4> !wtf linuxhelp?
<17> Welcome to #linuxhelp ! :) Please read the channel guide at http://awol.no-ip.org/howto-gethelp.html - Don't ask to ask, just ask your questions right away. If you need to paste more than 3 lines, just say .hitme and you will be given a URL via /msg where to paste it for everyone to see. Be patient, answers may take some time.
<16> i'm trying to get nfs working on my centos and am getting permission denied for what is a very simple share
<16> i edited /etc/exports and included this line:
<16> /tmp (rw)
<16> i then restarted nfs
<16> but i get permission denied on the client
<16> /etc/hosts.allow and .deny are rempty
<4> i dont have nfs installed anywhere atm.... do man exports
<16> i have
<4> there's a few nfs howto's around as well...



<16> the line is very simple
<4> it's pretty easy really
<16> you would have thought so
<4> i do know however that when i did nfs a couple of years ago i had more options in /etc/exports
<16> yes i started with a fairly complex line as well..
<16> but i widdled it down to a very simple line to eliminate any problems
<4> i'm not going to install nfs just to teach you how to use it
<16> boo hoo
<4> go look up a howto
<4> at tldp.org or something
<4> well i'm sorry if the free help isn't what you paid for....
<4> go ask for a refund....
<4> i answered you and didn't ignore you
<16> hehehe
<4> i pointed you at the right documentation
<4> and you want me to install **** just to teach you how to use it?
<16> you know - the answer you gave me is about as generic as they come
<4> well what can i say?
<4> it's not rocket science
<4> it's pretty trivial...
<16> i appreciate you trying - but it isn't really of any help
<4> and ya never gave enough info for ANYONE to properly help you
<4> go figure!
<8> night all
<8> its 5am time for bed
<4> nite FenixNR
<8> and this is why you don't answer the phone for drunk girls
<8> I was in bed at 2, now it's 5
<8> wtf mate
<8> lol
<8> night awol
<18> My tutor tells me this isn't a sensible statement, but I disagree with him. Could you tell me who you think is right? "Bottlenecks have appeared in areas, sometimes causing bandwidth throttling to be necessary." (relating to the internet as a whole)
<1> 'areas' ?
<18> areas on the internet, eg. PC-to-POP, backbone-to-servebr
<18> *server
<1> why dont you think its sensible?
<19> he does think that
<19> his tutor does not
<1> oh
<1> well in its simplest form, most isps throttle bandwidth
<19> we limit bandwidth
<19> particularly p2p within residences
<18> he was basically saying that it was just bottlenecks i was talking about, not throttling
<18> but at some institutions, maybe a university, i bet there is actual throttling going on, mainly owing to scarcity of bandwidth (throttling)
<0> sure
<18> port 80 may be left fast for fast http downloads, ftp or common P2P ports slowed down
<18> i think my sentence there is consistent with that
<0> QOS exists
<0> and people use it
<1> ask him why its not sensible
<1> maybe hes still living in the 14.4 baud world where clients throttle themselves :)
<18> yeah we did have a discussion about it
<18> i think he didn't really understand my point
<1> ah well, forget him
<1> hell be retiring soon anyway probably :D
<18> heh
<18> my uni's true CS dept is dying
<18> they're switching to artsy crap like animation and computer games
<18> he's one of the old school
<0> some professor I had said windows 2000 is the best OS in the world.
<1> well its better than XP, ill give him that
<0> he loved windows NT and IBM 360s
<0> this was in 2001
<18> what's worse about XP?
<0> pre-XP
<1> robustness, ive had nothing but trouble with XP
<19> I've never had trouble with XP
<0> 2k is ok for file servers
<1> welp, if it works for you, good luck to ya :)
<19> u r teh sux @ XP lol!!!1
<0> pwned
<18> i've had pretty much not trouble with XP, other than when replacing a motherboard
<18> i always reinstall the OS when i do that


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