@# Quotes DB     useful, funny, interesting





Google
 
Web www.quotesdb.info
Undernet  |  EFnet  |  Quakenet  |  Freenode  |  Dalnet  |  Ircnet  |  Galaxynet
Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6



Comments:

<0> i agree that getting dirt in a vagina is not cool
<1> i dont have a vagina, so its not my problem.
<2> lies
<3> re
<4> nonspecific question: any of you doing HTTP load balancing with session tracking, and if so what are you using?
<3> Qwell Qwell[]
<5> I want to see pics of this nonexistant vagina
<5> and said dirt
<4> o_O
<4> I'd like to see a vagina
<4> just once in my life
<5> look at Idle
<5> oh wait, he's just a cu nt
<5> :)
<4> Phaid's kick filter avoidance?
<5> no idea, but making sure :)



<2> gauze: put session vars in a database
<3> we just announced our $30 mil in funding from intel :)
<4> Idle247: let me add: we're using pound right now but we're having some issues
<6> $30? $7...
<7> jjshoe: dell?
<2> what?
<3> oops, we only mentioned $7 :P
<7> no, that's more like 3 billion
<7> the rest is under the table.. just like intel->dell right?
<7> if intel is having to do that I bet they don't have long to live
<7> intel is the microsoft of cpus :(
<3> I used to get in the processor war
<3> then I decided i had better things to worry about
<7> silence, heretic
<4> quitters never win
<7> there's no "I" in AMD
<8> there's no
<2> 'you miss 100% of the shots you dont take... And statisticly speaking, 99% of the shots you do'
<8> I in intel
<8> oh wait..
<5> AIMD
<5> now there's in I
<8> aimd! missed!
<9> whats that command that lets you debug a running command?
<9> systrace?
<10> i hate to say it, but genuineintel seems to have managed a good lead over authenticamd for at least the next 6-12 months
<5> strace
<7> Death_Syn, first time in 3-4 years, and AMD will take the lead again soon
<9> thanks graz
<1> heh i love my neighbour, i called him to discuss the cost of plowing the snow
<1> he said "what do you want to charge me? $100 sound good?"
<1> im like jesus, i was thinkin 60
<1> lol
<7> but according to the global warming mongers you shouldn't be plowing as much snow anymore.
<7> slashdot mod points don't last long enough :(
<7> especially when you get them on a friday afternoon
<6> 2-3 days
<7> 2 days, ya
<11> Basic issue. Trying to allow ANY user to restart ypbind. Cannot set SUID for shell script as it's ignored.. it was
<11> suggested I wrap command in C. So I wrote main(){system("/etc/init.d/ypbind restart";} and set SUID on the compiled
<11> binary -- but still it's executing as user, not owner. Confirmed by adding system("whoami"); Can anyone point me at my
<11> error here?
<11> I apologise
<11> "When pasting goes wrong....."
<5> configure sudo
<5> that way you dont need suid crap
<12> it's weird cpu usage is at max 10%
<12> mem max 33% but my load avgs are sky high
<12> i jus saw 5s, 6s
<2> ?
<2> what is your load average
<12> 5.15, 6.20, 6.59
<2> yea
<2> they can be waiting for other things tho
<2> is your HD running away?
<7> those wouldn't be on the cpu wait queue
<12> the server is not near me
<2> :P
<2> cpu % is kinda a fake number
<2> doesn't really mean anything
<2> you are using your CPU cycles, or not



<2> theres no 'using half of my cpu'
<12> ok
<12> i jus kileld named
<12> and remarkably
<12> load average: 1.06, 2.59, 3.33
<12> weeeeird.
<2> yea
<12> wow it was named
<12> that's crazy
<12> load average: 0.40, 1.70, 2.86
<12> hmm
<12> anyway to make apache use only select ports
<12> say i want a webserver to run on a internal box and use a box in the DMZ to forward port 80
<12> i need it to forward the other data http ports as well
<12> u know like when ppl downloading attachments, that uses other ports doesnti t ?
<5> no
<5> sends from tcp:80
<13> dppt
<13> doot
<14> hay sj7trunks whats goin on
<13> going nuts
<13> centos ****s balls
<14> hey! I was talking to you!
<13> should i kick you bot?
<14> someone set up us the bomb
<15> We have a network printer, and to install it on windows you go to a New Local Printer, then for the port you create an IP port. I'm not sure what the equivalent is in CUPS. IPP?
<12> hey guys
<12> i getting the gateway box ip using iptables
<12> i want it to forward the IP info of the origin instead of the gateway box
<15> so you don't want to use NAT?
<7> heh
<14> ^_^
<7> howto, oh two!
<7> I'm still not sure if howto is a bot or not..
<12> no
<12> i dont wanna use nat
<16> howto: are you a bot?
<14> Only because my crotch imploded. poit.
<16> :D
<12> i want a better way of forwarding port 80 without the nat thing
<15> eddybear, use quicktables
<16> eddybear: bridge?
<16> what's wrong with nat anyway?
<6> everything
<7> what are the ip addresses of the machines inside your network?
<16> hehe
<17> TLS can be used when using a socks5 proxy
<17> server to get out from behind a firewall?
<17> while using FTP?
<7> don't use ftp
<16> I hate bitchy secretaries
<7> use sftp/scp
<15> So how do I install a network printer on CUPS? The instructions for windows says to install it as a local printer connected to an IP port.
<12> yakleo: ok ill try that
<16> yakleo3: could you explain a little more? Is the printer on the windows box already, or is it on the Linux box. Can you verify cups works?
<16> have you set it up to share over samba?
<15> The Printer has a built in DHCP client, and whatever else, it supports PS3 and PCL.
<17> ?
<15> It has a Cl*** C IP address so anyone from the university can print to it from any local LAN.
<15> The way that people install it on the windows machines, is by going to add new printer, selecting a local printer, for the port they create a new IP port.
<16> I see
<16> and you're wondering how to get Linux clients to hook up to it
<15> exactly
<16> does said Linux computer have some sort of GUI?
<15> GNOME running on Xorg
<16> doesn't gnome have some sort of printer thingy?
<15> yeah, it does
<15> but it needs a device name
<15> '/dev/lp0
<16> doesn't support remote printers?
<15> it can do SAMBA, or CUPS Server (IPP), and a couple other ones
<15> i'm not really sure what I need
<16> Did you try a few different things?
<15> yeah


Name:

Comments:

Please enter the result of the sum 63 + 46 (to avoid spam):






Return to #linuxhelp
or
Go to some related logs:

#red
Call to undefined function: ssh2_connect() in on line 2
TSOPANOSKULO
select all not in table
+bnc for msn
streamtv.tv
#computers
#politics
Clockwork Ornage
akfighters.net



Home  |  disclaimer  |  contact  |  submit quotes