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<sobr> hi... what does this frame # mean? RX packets:13173738 errors:0 dropped:0 overruns:0 frame:220371
<sobr> I'm getting poor network performance
<aidl> anyone know how to make XCRC work with PureFTPd (cPanel) ?
<Trengo> boa tarde
<howtoo> got a problem with samba and AD.. trying to authenticate users from an AD domain on my debian server running samba and pam.d
<howtoo> but when I try to login I get an error in auth.log saying: PAM-mkhomedir[885]: unable to create directory /home/winnt/DOMAINNAME/USERNAME
<howtoo> anybody know whats wrong?
<howtoo> nevermind, got it going =)
<lap_mirk> howdy
<lap_mirk> how would i go about setting up/down limits for processes in linux ?
<awol> at any prompt type... help ulimit
<awol> at any prompt type... help
<lap_mirk> thanx awol
<DVS01> hehe one of the winadmins here at work refers to gigabytes as 'jigawatts'
<lap_mirk> hmmm awol that doesnt limit network throughput
<awol> DVS01: one can only guess what the other guys refer to him as....
<awol> lap_mirk: well ya could try asking a specific question instead of vague generalities for a change
<lap_mirk> i need a way to rate limit based on a pid
<awol> lap_mirk: what kind of network thruput limit?
<awol> per ip based? or per protocol like http, ssh, etc...
<lap_mirk> i.e i want to say pid 2000 can do 2kb/s up and 3kb/s down
<lap_mirk> not protocol specific
<awol> have a look at wondershaper then
<lap_mirk> thanks
<awol> i doubt ya can do it per pid....
<lap_mirk> damn
<awol> ya could probably cheat with some kind of hack...
<awol> but it'd be ugly
<lap_mirk> yea... i hate sbq and tc
<lap_mirk> er cbq
<lap_mirk> im not to bad with routing stuff but im lost with shaping
<lap_mirk> to= too
<awol> tc is a woefully overly complex piece of work
<lap_mirk> it hurts my brain everytime i read the docs
<awol> me too
<Exia> ISE ****ING SUX
<Exia> KDE ****
<Exia> DAMMIT
<Exia> IS THE AUTHOR IN HERE?
<Exia> UR A FAG DUDE, SORRY TO BREAK THE NEWS
<Exia> THAST WHAT U ARE
<Exia> ISE TEH XUXORO
<RedACE> cute kid.
<awol> that's what the said about saddam once too....
<awol> s/the/they/
<RedACE> who?
<RedACE> NAMBLA?
<awol> whut?
<RedACE> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NAMBLA
<awol> and... Exia is a member?
<toothpick> Is there an equivalent of orb for linux?
<RedACE> yes, but it's more egg-shaped.. we're still working on it.
<toothpick> oic
<toothpick> I just got the wii and was looking for a way to watch things on my pc on my tv via the wii
<RedACE> eww
<RedACE> tv = low res
<RedACE> just smear lard on your monitor, you'll get the same effect
<DVS01> tv is still useful
<hunter101> how can i tell the file system type of a device in /dev that i want to mount?
<pixil> Why does irssi re-highlight messages I've already seen? Randomly?
<dan_> is there a flattext file that contains your current mac address?
<pixil> dan_: Why not just pull it from ifconfig?
<dan_> pixil: i am trying to get it out of a machine that is dead.
<pixil> bummer
<pixil> It has to be in /proc somewhere...
<pixil> but I'm not sure if /proc will help you on a dead machine..
<dan_> pixil: the machine was not shut down properly. I turned it off immediately so it may be there
<eniac> isn't proc a virtual fs ?
<eniac> created on each startup and modified while running virtualy
<timo-> how will you get the text file from a dead machine
<RedACE> livecd
<Idle247> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070104/ap_on_re_us/accidental_hanging
<Idle247> lol
<Idle247> sadam kills from the grave
<spart> anyone know how to make multiple nested dirs with 1 mkdir command? mkdir -p /a/b/c,d,e/f/g ... where c,d,e are all subdirs if b
<RedACE> darwin award
<Idle247> spart: cant,
<Idle247> you would need your own command for that
<RedACE> try /a/b/{c,d,e}/f/g
<Idle247> yea, that may work
<spart> RedACE I think that's it, will try it out
<Idle247> bash expansion
<RedACE> failing that, a little for loop
<Idle247> $ echo /a/b/{c,d,e}/f/g
<Idle247> /a/b/c/f/g /a/b/d/f/g /a/b/e/f/g
<Idle247> thatll work
<Idle247> Doctor Spaceman!
<space> is there any way to get a dir listing in grub - my grub.conf file is showing file not found - i cant find a kernel to load
<spart> thanks Idle247 RedACE
<Idle247> spart: menu.lst
<Idle247> /boot/grub/menu.lst
<Idle247> tab complete works on grubs shell
<timo-> RedACE: aha the hdd was dead, not the machine?
<RedACE> timo: sol then
<Qwell[]> menu.lst is so 1999
<timo-> sol?
<Idle247> Qwell[]: uh,
<Idle247> its what grub uses
<Idle247> simple as that
<RedACE> sht out of luck
<Qwell[]> real men use grub.conf
<graz> hahahahahahah
<Idle247> grub.conf is a symlink to menu.lst
<graz> grub.conf is a link
<howto> now cry... CRY like you've never cried...... before
<Qwell[]> not on MY grub
<RedACE> real men use windows! microsoft will rule the world!
<Idle247> grub uses menu.lst, users use grub.conf cause they cant remember anything
<Idle247> Qwell[]: well, mine uses /boot/grub/qwell.is.gay
<graz> Qwell: sue the distro...oh wait, gentoo...
<Qwell[]> that's what your mom said
<Qwell[]> PWNED
<korozion> Ooooooooooo
<Qwell[]> heh
<Idle247> my mother says your gay?
<Idle247> well, she is right...
<Qwell[]> my boss is configing a kernel for me
<korozion> your mom goes to college
<graz> I have it on video
<Qwell[]> Qwell++
<Idle247> haha, Qwell cant configure his own kernel
<howto> i have a plan... an amazing plan
<Qwell[]> too damn lazy :P
<Qwell[]> howto: Does your plan involve a man and a palindrome?
<Idle247> lamer
<howto> I'll tell ya later.
<graz> post his .config when he's done
<Idle247> Qwell[]: I've got something to show you
<Qwell[]> graz: it's gonna have like...8 lines
<Qwell[]> I watched him and this other guy config a kernel a couple months ago at VON... was pretty crazy
<Idle247> http://uuoc.com/1672
<Qwell[]> ?
<Qwell[]> what am I looking at?
<Idle247> Qwell[]: from that
<Idle247> 1 sec
<Idle247> I need to find what happened
<Idle247> well, basicly, somehow, zap/1-3 called out 1-4, which are both fxs lines
<Idle247> so it tied all of our outside lines up
<Qwell[]> :D
<Idle247> the incomming section is what I use for lines that call in
<Idle247> http://uuoc.com/1671
<Idle247> thats teh one that was running at the time
<Idle247> its done it twice
<Idle247> so, asterisk is starting to annoy the hell outa me
<graz> only starting to? :)
<Idle247> starting to annoy the hell outa me... its been annoying me for a while with its ****ty hangup detection
<Qwell[]> Idle247: fxs_ks :p
<Idle247> it is
<Qwell[]> AND, tell your telco that you want loopstart with disconnect supervision


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