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<0> I mostly hate the fact that my tastes are more expensive than my wallet can handle
<1> its always like that
<2> jy do you know why if i open a php webpage the page is blank and when i php blabla.php in console it works fine ?
<2> anyone ?
<2> Jy you around ?
<1> hes stuffing his face with Chinese food today its creamofsomeyoungguy
<2> ah too bad
<2> uh , dinner time , forgot about that
<2> Randall do you happen to know if /usr/sbin/apxs can be a valid path for apxs so i can configure it with php ?
<3> alias block-major-106 off
<3> er, haha wrong window
<1> I say
<4> modprobe.conf
<4> ;-p
<1> kroko, no I don't :(
<3> yuppers



<4> lsmod shows
<4> dildo
<4> cricket bat
<5> DR-Evil: you forgot insmod
<4> the misses first
<4> Cippo, why would i want insmod ?
<4> i dont wanna insert anything there
<5> much more fun!
<4> no thanks
<5> insmod cola-bottle
<4> since it appears you are into that kinda stuff
<5> uhm, eh, take your point, this was an ugly ***!
<4> rmmod
<4> hehe
<2> can anyone help me out with some php issues ?
<5> zip Randall's_pant
<4> kroko, i ***ume your pache isnt set up proppa
<4> you have to tell what browsers shall do with php sites
<4> if thats not there they will see it as text
<4> or it wont be pre-processed
<4> by the apache
<2> DR-Evil yes apache is the problem , would i have to recompile it ?
<4> dunno
<4> its hard to say what exactly the problem is from here
<5> kroko: do you got php as a module?
<4> normally recompile is not required
<4> if your httpd has module support
<4> do
<4> httpd -l
<2> Compiled-in modules:
<2> http_core.c
<2> mod_so.c
<2> suexec: disabled; invalid wrapper /usr/sbin/suexec
<6> May I ask. Whats the diffrenece betwen Linux and BSD?
<2> Cippo nope , i just started some php tutorials , need to learn php beside c++ and now i need to setup things
<5> kroko: i see..
<5> check out your apache dir
<2> bug2000 kernel , packages ...
<5> in the folder "modules/"
<6> Don't over confuse me!
<5> check if you got something with php in the name there
<6> I bearly understand my DSL-Embbed.
<4> k thats fine
<4> although it looks like somethings are missing
<6> Why linux? {Sorry to ask it I know I'm the 1,526,424 that asks it}
<2> Cippo i have mod_php.conf and mod_php.conf example
<5> yeh, you got very few modules
<5> $ ./httpd -l | wc -l
<5> 31
<2> bug2000 it`s free , stable and suits people`s needs
<5> i get 31 lines...
<2> i got 2 modules
<5> 30 modules
<2> freaky enough :)
<6> 1. I got a free copy of Windows from work.
<4> core.c
<4> prefork.c
<4> http_core.c



<4> mod_so.c
<5> kroko: what apache is that??
<6> 2. Windows seems to be pretty stable.
<4> he doewsnt need that mnay
<2> Cippo 1.3.4
<6> 3. There are hardly games for linux.
<5> akey, i have 2.x
<4> i have 2
<4> cant help ya
<2> 1.3.34
<2> sorry
<4> never used 1
<5> me neither :\
<2> ok so i should install 2 then
<7> 1. you don't get educated from games
<7> 2. Windows uses activeX so its not stable
<7> 3. linux is free
<2> bug2000 if you`re fine with windows , i dont get any reason for moving to linux , only if you want to try it out
<6> kroko, I tried to move to linux a few times.
<6> Got an headache.
<7> stop worrying about it then
<5> bug2000: if you're tired of the BSOD's, want a nice programming enviroment or just wanna play around with the kernel source, try linux :)
<7> take some time away from the games and read
<2> bug2000 the only reason i would use windows for my workstation would be that it would sustain me trolling over the chatrooms
<7> only reason i would use it is to set up a honeypot because you know your going to get exploited
<6> Whats honeypot?
<7> !google honeypot
<8> http://www.tracking-hackers.com/papers/honeypots.html
<4> muahaha
<7> i wish these lame ****ranaughts would stop calling crackers hackers
<7> i think they need to be educated on the true meaning of hacking
<4> enigma, its a catch phrase
<2> bug2000 also , the "NOT-NEXT-NEXT-NEXT-FINISH" thingie from linux is more interactive :) that makes it more fun
<4> commercial catch phrase
<7> yeah media bull**** :D
<4> giving coders a bad reputation
<4> making the security industry billions
<6> enigma, me too.
<7> blame the security industry :)
<4> rls group bust galore the last days
<6> enigma, Crack 'em!
<7> first you create the problem then you fix it and sell the fixes
<1> Jy, ?
<7> kinda like symantec and their little rootkits
<6> I am sooo used to my windows...
<7> then stick with it
<7> if thats what you like
<6> I don't know what I like.
<4> you like men ?
<6> No.
<5> heh, if you like slow computers using loads of CPU to do simple task, stick with windows
<2> elton john does! :P
<4> see ya know what ya like
<4> lol
<6> lol.
<9> Randall ?
<4> I like enigma's
<4> I touch them
<6> Cippo, DSL Embbed kills my cpu.
<7> elton john goes to bed with itchy bum wakes up with stinky fingure
<6> Cippo, still havn't found my HD there yet.
<4> hd where ?
<1> Jy, how was stuffing your face with creamofsomeyoungguy ?
<4> squid ?
<9> what?
<5> bug2000: DLS embed?
<4> ohh its grep
<5> what's that?
<4> oi oi grep
<6> Hd number 2, Partion 2.
<4> bug2000, no idea what ya are talking about
<4> fdisk -l lists all partitions
<4> on all devices attached


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