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<0> Norton ****s
<0> it's public knowledge
<1> bah
<2> heh
<3> just saying about the keylogging thingy
<4> =]
<0> znx: see why I didn't want a talking bot?
<0> people abuse it
<4> i think bushblowz knows...
<1> this is not abuse!
<2> Sh4dowcat: this is LOVE
<2> and stfu.. your bot talks
<1> kutzooi: kill Sh4dowcat



<0> znx: not really
<3> NOD32 is meant tobe the bees knees for antivirus nowadays, reported nothing gets past it
<3> for linux also
<2> *cough*
<0> yawn
<0> nod32 needs a better gui
<1> i have no anti-virus on my linux box
<0> literrally
<0> literally*
<1> it does, its ugly
<2> clamav .. :)
<0> I use mcafee enterprise here
<2> but just for email :P
<1> znx: isnt that for scanning mail??
<2> dubkat: you can do scans with it
<2> but i scan the e-mails.. just in case i forward a virii :x
<3> nice to see you think of others
<2> fugitive: comes from my work
<2> last outbreak.. it was a system admin that opened the "unknown" package
<1> shame on him!
<2> dubkat: she..
<2> and trust me.. she was sheepish for weeks
<1> haha
<0> znx stop opening viruses!
<3> haha
<4> mwahahahahahahahahahaha
<2> although we never went as far as naming and shaming :)~
<2> ok food
<2> :)
<4> *squeaky*
<5> :O
<6> ?paste
<7> **paste
<8> Need to paste more than three lines? Use http://paste.linux-noob.com/ or http://www.pastebin.com/ and give us the url. DO NOT PASTE IN HERE.
<6> w00t
<6> tx
<7> w00t
<7> welcome
<5> Jy, your a jerk
<7> Randall: before you point your finger you should know that i'm the man
<7> you know i'm the man
<5> yeah and so am I
<7> if I?m the man, and then your the man and bofh is the man as well
<7> then point hat ****in finger up your ***.
<5> :O
<3> hand to mouth
<6> you guys should like this: " i called my isp a few weeks ago becuase my router stoped ***igning ip too my linux box, so i tell they lady i have a linux box routing my lan and it goes cable router -> nix ->win/... , and i am getting a 169. ip ***igned and that normally the cable router ***igns 10. ip, her reply was that the 169. error you will need too call microsoft about"
<7> tool rules
<4> tool rules... tules
<7> hah
<6> i was like THERE IS NOT M$ in linux and hung up, called back got a dood, he reset router from there and poof no problem , lol
<7> i remember when they came to install the cable internet into my apt once.. and the guy insisted he set up the IP info even though i told him i was a sys admin.. so i let him.. he sits down at my desk and asks what shell replacement i'm using for windows.. i go its linux.. he's like huh? and then i tell him to setup my network and he clicks around and then just leaves
<6> i wonder though if she realized how obsured her statement was , i doubt it she probs just thought i was an ***hole ;p
<6> Hahahaha
<6> man
<6> i wanna do that
<9> i called my isp & told them that i can not connect to the internet & you know what she answered me! what OS do you use,when i told her linux,she answered back that they only support micr$hit & don't support linux cause nix was so marginal
<5> Jy, haha



<4> Something is broken and it's not your fault?
<5> kutzooi, your borken
<5> kutzooi, your broken
<10> hey, is there a cmd or whatever that tells ya what dir has ammont of diskspace used?
<7> df
<5> shell replacement
<7> oh dir
<5> ha
<7> du
<6> isps are wacked not all but most ;p - i worked for a small ISP that used windows imail for there mail server , so it starts bombing out and lagging too hell, i told em try a linux mail server see how it handles it, they go and buy new dell box's
<5> what a moron
<7> du -h dir
<10> k
<10> ty
<7> http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6530/1367/400/****rage.jpg
<7> hahaha
<6> this year i worked there for 2weeks and started happening too there windows apache serv, again instead of tryin linux, they go get bigger box's
<6> ohh no
<6> poor kids
<5> Jy, hahaha
<9> ****head
<9> no wonder he does not know how to use a rifle
<6> i am little lost at how cheney accidentally shoots someone , there wasnt no SS detail with him on the hunt, they dont pay attention?
<6> i guess maybe you just turn n shoot , little fishy i think though damn republicans :\
<11> sometimes i wonder if something can taste so good that it should have a warning label.
<5> Jy, voted for bush
<11> WARNING: The Blueberry, Strawberry, granola oat and yogurt bowl you're about to eat may cause you to orgasm.
<6> hehe
<5> you are a nerd
<6> Warning Choking hazard - Contents have been known too taste too damn good, may find self consuming faster then one can swallow
<11> hah, choking hazard ..
<11> haha
<12> shad0wcat: you still here?
<10> meh
<10> stupid httpd logs where 40 gigs
<10> heh
<4> ^_^
<6> omg
<11> WARNING: This penix may be too large for anyone under the age of 18. CAUTION: This penix may cause choking or gagging and should only be taken orally with care. Anyone under the age of 18 should have parental consent.
<11> webbie, 40gb of logs is fine as long as the user is paying for 40gb of disk space. ;)
<10> hah
<10> that would be nice wouldnt
<11> for sure. :)
<10> it
<10> heh
<4> waCHOO *sniff*. poit!
<4> mmmmm tissue
<13> is this working http://71.104.33.213/railo/ ?
<4> I'd rather not.
<13> should be a var dump
<13> anybody?
<2> atomi: looks that way..
<2> not a basic var_dump though..
<2> much nicer
<13> great1
<13> i did port forwarding using iptables to a tomcat catalina port 8080
<13> from 80 to 8080
<13> so ok. thanks
<13> worked on it all night, then just got it this morning. i guess sometimes you have to sleep on it.
<2> kut make me a pizza
<14> hello all
<2> lo ElChupey
<14> i need an older gcc than i currently have...how do i install older version with yum?
<14> yum install gcc.3.3.4 --obsolete?
<2> i think its more like: yum install =gcc-3.3.4 ?
<14> i have teh bz2 but the directions are a bit confusing for gcc and a noob
<15> hum, fancy helping a stuck gentooer znx?
<15> my whole system was built ~x86. I then disabled this, and did emerge -auD world, which updated around 100 packages (mostly downgrades). From then i've installed and uninstalled cacti, as well as deps. The wireless card is a Belkin5001v3, with a rtl8180 chipset (its runs off the rtl chipset). The problem appears to be it wont connect to a AP but i have no idea why, upon contacting the people that run teh wireless they claim im not banned and i
<2> and i...
<14> no matches
<16> how do i access my cdrom drive?


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