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<0> they made fun of canada for like the first 10 minutes
<0> i loved it
<1> Jy, I'm moving
<0> buddaland?
<2> Randall's moving to Texas
<1> sweaden
<0> haha
<2> you'll never get in
<3> no he's going to a place that won't soon have a wall up for dictatorship hehe
<0> move next to Sh4dowcat
<2> Jy: actually that'd be a good idea, I'll go get my baseball bat
<2> so that I can beat him IRL everytime he annoys me
<0> you two can eat swedish meatballs together
<2> which would be every five minutes or so
<0> Randall: you'll have to learn the lanuage.. better buy the muppet show dvd's so you can learn from the swedish chef



<1> haha
<0> :)
<1> Jy, orderd
<1> Jy, you should get kidz bop 9
<0> no
<0> Bork! Bork! Bork!
<1> ?
<3> i wanta mya swedisha meata balssa
<0> thats what the swedish chef use to say
<0> that probably means like hello how are you? in swedish
<3> fat fatter and fastest Jy
<1> in all truth sweaden is the most freest nation
<3> Randall no holland is
<3> Randall you can't even paint your house in sweden without getting permision
<2> yet Randall can't even spell it correctly
<0> heh
<3> Randall paint your house multicolored and see what happens :D
<3> make it like a rainbow :D
<1> like in your gay pride?
<3> if you say so
<3> if you stay in the states you'll soon have a nice giant wall you can all paint on hehe
<1> bla america is becoming like if Jy was the ruler
<3> no if Jy was ruling atleast it would be funny
<0> and mostly drunk
<3> and mabey the world wouldn't hate the states so much right now
<3> of course then again once the lobbiests start paying you off the money kinda takes you over
<3> i think bush was an internet nerd before
<0> ahh corruption
<3> he's kinda living in a virtual world lol
<3> Jy ****ing quebec is motioning to keep the damn liberals in here
<3> even though they ripped off hundreds of millions
<3> like wtf
<3> its because the liberals are french
<1> enigma, Jy loves bush so repect him
<0> ahh my credit card is finally paid off
<3> and they want to keep a french government in power
<3> Jy stop using it hehe
<0> car was totalled.. no more debt for me
<0> score!
<3> :D
<1> Jy, what are you driving now
<0> my sisters car
<3> a tricycle hehe
<0> haha
<3> didn't you say your sister was a bitch?
<0> ya she is
<3> can't be that bad if she lent you her car lol
<0> she's a freshman in college.. they can't have cars
<3> a real bitch would have said to ****ing bad for you lol
<3> like Randall
<0> bah please my parents love me.. even if she was allowed to have it they'd give it to me
<3> lol
<0> she gave and still gives them so much ****
<3> i take it she is not the ones with the brain?
<4> shes young
<0> when she was like 12 she use to wake me up in the mornings yelling at my dad at like 6:30am getting ready for school
<3> so your parents give you all the attention :D
<1> Jy, has an oedipus complex
<5> if she's not the one with the gbrains(and we all know jy here),maybe that family just doesn't have any. ;)
<4> Jy is jealous



<0> heh
<4> because he cant behave like that
<4> ;-p
<0> my dad would laugh at her and she would yell more
<3> Jy my friends exgirls sister was like that lol
<0> i wouldn't wish my sister on my most hated enemy.. randall
<3> we partied all nite stayed at his girls place and woke up at like 5 am to her sister screaming to the top of her lungs at her mother lol
<3> i was like wtf
<0> heh
<1> Jy, enemy? me?
<3> when i say screaming i mean screaming as loud as one can lol
<0> s/enemy/friend
<4> Jy i will have ya sister
<1> haha
<1> Jy, is she hot
<4> send me a pic for evaluation
<1> Jy, do you friends think shes hot
<0> EvilTitan: my parents would probably pay for you to take her off your hand
<0> no she is no hot
<4> then i will notify you of my decision
<3> Titan you had better think about it she's american :D
<0> she looks like she is like 14
<4> Jy haha
<1> Jy, duct tape and a paper bag?
<4> enigma: well i dealt with lana
<0> if you wish
<3> exactly
<4> so i can deal with Jy's sister
<0> that would be a good place to send her
<0> across the ocean
<3> lol
<4> lol
<4> well send me an evaluation pic
<3> Jy did she hang out with your ex?
<4> i will see what i can do lol
<0> enigma: no
<0> i live 2 hours east of my parents
<3> aha
<4> not too close but not too far
<1> Shad0wcat, live near Stockholm?
<0> http://www.zcentric.com/gallery/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.ShowItem&g2_itemId=2213
<0> there is my mom and sister
<4> to dump the dirty washing
<4> hmmm
<0> http://www.zcentric.com/gallery/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.ShowItem&g2_itemId=2216
<0> my sister and me
<1> Jy, your sister married
<0> no bridesmaid in my cousins wedding
<1> so nopoor sap married her yet
<4> very skinny
<3> damn look at coolio Jy :D
<4> can you fatten her up
<4> ?
<0> EvilTitan: no
<4> lol
<4> ;-p
<3> Titan nothing wrong with skinny
<0> she was born 4 months early its impossible for her to get fat
<4> k we will fax you our decision
<4> lol
<0> she willl only have like a max of like 5% body fat
<4> j/k
<4> just like me...but hell
<3> Jy until she has kids hehe
<4> she is really skinny
<3> and hits 34
<0> she is skin and bones
<3> my sister was too
<0> enigma: was she born early though?
<3> she had 2 kids and was skinny forever
<3> then all of a sudden she just gained weight
<4> i would say something now but that would not be appropiate
<3> Jy i was hehe
<0> the doctors said she lacks the ability to reproduce fat cells or something


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