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<0> shadowc4t, why does pinning provide a much safter way of pinning a release?
<1> 69
<2> kut: is that your fave position?
<1> lemmie go look that up
<2> okie
<0> in the apt-cache man page, it refers to ... various "configuration items" under options .... does somebody know what that means exactly?
<2> kut: did you find any info?
<1> how could i when i had ElChupey smokeing at the shops
<2> damn it ElChupey
<2> kut, smack him then
<3> square| don't make me transfer you to Seattle Grace Hospital
<2> :(
<1> Cheer up square|
<1> *hugs*
<3> or the hospital where Scrubs takes place
<2> heh



<3> or even Chicago Hope
<2> nooooo
<4> Shadowc4t doesn't realize that none of those are real life
<2> lol
<2> wtf is that?
<3> they'll have you performing surgery in Bagdad in no time
<2> oh sweet
<3> btw square|, that's outside the green zone
<3> not inside it
<3> **insult FluKex
<5> FluKex is nothing but an antique half-mouthful of measled chicken piss
<2> ew
<6> hrm
<6> ok so, i can set the value of ip_conntrack_max
<6> but how do i view the damn thing
<3> FluKex: in /proc
<6> duh.
<6> ok, found it
<6> ;)
<1> ^_^
<7> what linux operating system do you recommend i install , this is the frist time, i am going to use it for learning
<8> **aol
<6> **fedora
<5> America Online, also known as Army of Lamers, or see <aolspeak> and <aol****s>, or see <aolblues>
<5> Fedora Core is a community project sponsored by Red Hat geared towards Linux beginners. Its available from http://fedora.redhat.com/.
<8> **aol****s
<6> g'day P38
<5> http://www.schedler.org/audio/aol****s.wav
<8> hey flukex g'day
<6> whats new?
<8> nada sitting here waiting out the storm
<6> oh ya
<6> im bored
<6> the question is.. do i feel like getting drunk by myself
<8> hmm i would say, no
<6> hehe
<8> never drink by yourself
<6> ya
<7> linuxgirl -k thx
<6> you officially become a alcoholic at that point
<8> besides... it is mother's day
<4> mmmm, alcohol
<9> beer
<9> bofh``, wanna do a wine swap (bottle)
<9> i send you a bottle of my brew, you send one of yours
<7> alcohol is for noob
<7> s*
<4> shipping alcohol into or out of this state isn't legal
<10> really ?
<11> i got a bottle of wine sent to me from a customer in germany
<11> http://www.linux-noob.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=2293&hl=
<1> http://b.oooom.net/2rc
<11> have a listen !!! ^^^^
<11> i composed that stuff way back when modern day pcs were just an illusion
<11> 4mb ram
<11> haha
<4> varies from state to state here. oklahoma, it's illegal
<11> move then



<11> :)
<1> =)
<11> i love the lcd on this laptop its sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo nice
<11> p38 will back me up on that
<11> oh this hayfever is killing me
<11> eyes feel like ****, nose is stuffed up, head feels like a sponge that absorbed 9 litres of gunk
<1> For great justice.
<12> hey
<11> hi
<12> can Anyone tell me how do I limit my entire bandwidth in linux
<6> tc
<6> google tc
<12> I got this 1MBIT link but I want to limit the whole machine to just use like 200kbits
<12> TC?
<12> traffic shaping
<6> yes
<12> so I can do that in linux right?
<12> limit the machine bandwith...
<6> yuppers
<12> is it hard?
<12> can I like do it in 10mins?
<6> once you understand the command
<6> its kinda a bitch to learn
<6> so ya, its a bit hard
<12> damn it... ima do it tomorrow then
<12> ty
<6> np
<11> Our members have made a total of 8182 posts
<11> We have 1280 registered members
<11> :)
<1> =]
<11> i remember when it was only 1 member (me)
<11> heh
<11> hey flukex sup
<6> not too much
<6> reading up on iptables source code
<6> i think the fedora core 5 kernels have a bug in the conntrack limit
<6> trying to figure out what it is, so i can submit a report on it
<11> really ? wow
<11> you using fcr5 ?
<6> of course
<11> rocks doesnt it :)
<6> of course
<11> time for ed
<11> bed
<11> nn
<1> I'm runnnig off "with" the mailman.
<0> aptitude ....
<0> in the package list, which one is the state flag and which is action?
<3> read the help
<0> i'm still getting the same error message using java-package 0.27 as i did with 0.24 ..... #$%@!
<3> what error message?
<3> !info java-package sarge
<0> No matching plugin was found
<3> **info java-pacakge sarge
<3> **info java-pacakge etch
<13> heh
<3> **info java-package sid
<3> **info java-package etch
<3> **info java-package sarge
<5> java-package: (utility for building Java(TM) 2 related Debian packages) section contrib/misc, is optional. Version: .24 (sarge), Packaged size: kB, Installed size: kB
<3> **info java-package etch
<5> java-package: (utility for building Java(TM) 2 related Debian packages) section contrib/misc, is optional. Version: .27 (etch), Packaged size: kB, Installed size: kB
<3> **info java-package sid
<5> java-package: (utility for building Java(TM) 2 related Debian packages) section contrib/misc, is optional. Version: .27 (sid), Packaged size: kB, Installed size: kB
<3> ya you see, that makes no sense
<3> since I'm using the same package, and it's working fine
<3> so you must be doing something wrong
<0> hmm ... the only information i can find about the no matching plugin found is about having java-package > 0.24 ...
<3> **tell flounder about java-package
<0> am i using the right .bin file? http://java.sun.com/j2ee/1.4/download.html#sdk?
<0> j2eesdk-1_4_03-linux-ml.bin?
<3> why are you using enterprise edition?
<3> for crying out loud READ what linuxgirl msged you


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