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nobody: too bad the US is ****ing
the rest of the world off.
<0> ElChupey: do you want for all users?
<1> yah
<0> ok
<1> =)
<1> sorry
<0> grep PLUG /usr/bin/firefox
<1> if [ "$MOZ_PLUGIN_PATH" ]
<1> MOZ_PLUGIN_PATH=$MOZ_PLUGIN_PATH:$MOZ_LIB_DIR/mozilla/plugins:$MOZ_DIST_BIN/plugins
<1> MOZ_PLUGIN_PATH=$MOZ_LIB_DIR/mozilla/plugins:$MOZ_DIST_BIN/plugins
<1> export MOZ_PLUGIN_PATH
<0> hrmm ok
<2> and how much you studied before you were able to troubleshoot and maintain systems ?
<0> kroko: well er.. not that much really..
<0> i was tampering with systems for ages anyway
<0> so i sort of walked into the job with knowledge
<2> well i guess experience is everything
<0> ElChupey: grep MOZ_LIB_DIR /usr/bin/firefox
<1> what does allthat mean?
<1> MOZ_LIB_DIR="/usr/lib"
<1> MOZ_LIB_DIR="/usr/lib64"
<1> MOZ_DIST_BIN="$MOZ_LIB_DIR/firefox-1.0.7"
<1> MOZ_PLUGIN_PATH=$MOZ_PLUGIN_PATH:$MOZ_LIB_DIR/mozilla/plugins:$MOZ_DIST_BIN/plugins
<1> MOZ_PLUGIN_PATH=$MOZ_LIB_DIR/mozilla/plugins:$MOZ_DIST_BIN/plugins
<0> OK
<0> heh
<1> i have **** everywhere?
<0> ElChupey: does /usr/lib/plugins exist ?
<0> er
<0> ElChupey: does /usr/lib/mozilla/plugins exist ?
<1> nope
<1> oh one sec
<1> si
<0> ok copy those two files in there
<1> .xpt and .so
<1> right
<0> yes
<0> haahh woot .. got a free dvd-+rw drive :D
<0> pays to be nice to people :)
<2> heh that`s cool
<2> i bet simon travaglia would have got a dvd only if he inherited it from a kamikaze user :)
<0> heh
<2> btw , what`s a PFY ?
<1> cross your fingers all!!!
<0> HAHAH kroko ..
<0> pimple faced youth
<0> as in the bofhs junior ***istance
<0> :D
<2> oh yeah
<2> way to go :))
<2> haha i like those bofh stories
<0> i need one of those .. pfy :D
<1> still didnt work =(
<3> you don't deserve a pfy, znx. though you would qualify to be one. ;)
<1> i think the mplayer plugin is ****ing **** up
<2> i can be a pfy if we kill users and stuff like that
<0> hehe
<0> nah killing users is childs play
<2> randomly switching emails between users ?
<0> hehe
<0> how about switching their shell's default language ;P
<0> removing write perms on everything
<0> setting up weird alias's
<0> kroko: but i always get tonnes of funny stories
<2> like "yes is no , no is yes , do you want to delete your files [y] ? : "
<0> and experience tonnes too ;p
<0> heh
<2> znx why dont you write them ? it should be something like a bofh forum
<0> well .. it would lead back to me :s
<0> and i doubt my boss would be happy :)
<1> any other suggestions znx?
<0> ElChupey: er.. check the permissions on the files?
<1> man...the dam things wont turn off either...loop at least once
<2> znx well you can encrypt your name/nickaname and after it gets something like ;faifnmaic;adla noone will ever know it`s you :-)
<0> ElChupey: 644 flashplayer.xpt and 755 libflashplayer.so
<1> media windows that is ..like cnn.copm
<0> kroko: hehehe
<1> dam i gotta go...teach ppl how to kayak...thannks for your help
<0> did i tell you about the 2G email attachment ?
<0> ElChupey: ok later :x
<2> haha no , do tell
<0> well this lecturer was getting complaints because the students couldnt print this monster ppt file he had amde
<0> so he decided to email it to them
<0> all 100+ of them :x
<0> needless to say one of the email hubs groaned
<0> the mailinglist server filled /var
<0> and all the students started crying at us
<0> hhehe
<0> thing is.. we killed the email
<0> and then send him one saying "dont do that"
<0> what do he do.. sends it again :P
<0> so another kill..
<0> and then we phone him up
<0> he thought our email saying dont send the attachment was about something else
<2> haha , but didnt he see that it takes ages to attach a 2G attachment ?
<0> yeah well.. he did notice.. but not enough :P
<2> heh , i liked that bofh story with the p***word when the guy wanted a p***word change and the problem was "if two people know the p***word there`s no security"
<0> hahaha
<0> oh man.. that reminds me .. we set harder checks on the new p***words
<0> none of the students can work it out
<0> see if you can understand this
<0> must have at least one captial
<0> must have at least one number
<0> cannot be a word
<0> cannot repeat three characters (like aaa) in a row
<0> so..
<0> we get users complaining that they cannot think of a p***word
<2> so you`re actually saying people cant get a p***word with those parameters ?
<0> "what should i put as a p***word" ..
<0> er..
<2> **** , are they retards ?
<0> these are UNI students :x
<2> haha
<0> the world is doomed
<2> indeed
<4> yup
<0> although we do random checks now and then..
<0> P1ssword is very popular
<2> that reminds me at the story when the boss said "the p***word is getting 1 character longer every day and people have to change their p***word everyday , and now it`s 15 chars , the big boss cant type his initials 5 times in a row"
<0> haha
<0> the best p***word we found was this:
<0> u01aa2 / U01Aa2
<0> nice use and p***word combo :x
<4> lol
<0> [Raptor]: nono .. you dont understand
<2> hehe
<0> he FORGOT ir
<0> thats how we found out :X
<4> heh
<2> hahahahaha
<0> we also had a mental case..
<2> you should tell users you cant give them their p***word , only to change the p***
<0> saying that the username he was given was "racist"
<0> i mean you can see the format of our usernames
<0> HOW can that be racist?
<4> wtf?
<0> in the end he complained so hard that we required to give him another
<0> it was something about u03 .. it meant something to him
<0> god knows
<4> like what?
<4> geez
<0> dude if i knew
<4> lol
<0> but he went off the wall at me
<0> i was like .. Racist ?
<0> sorry can you repeat that
<0> i thought you said "racist"
<0> can you spell it?
<4> maybe it means nigger in some 3rd world country
<0> WHO knows
<4> heh
<0> bah weirdo
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