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<0> only if they're choccolate covored
<1> so you rather take peanuts over hot women?
<2> bofh likes nuts better then woman
<2> women
<0> saw that one coming even as I said that
<1> Jy, holds no punches
<1> Jy, check your logs of me crying
<2> gonna do the upgrade to fiber soon
<1> god I hate ppl who buy domains just to buy them
<1> stupid campers
<2> you sad the midgetporn.com is taken?
<1> ye
<1> also if it has the word *** in it
<1> its taken
<1> Jy, are you +g
<2> nope



<2> you are +g so my msgs don't get to you
<1> god damn it
<1> http://www.bash.org/?1051
<1> **** damn it
<1> is all the dmv's in the usa ****ing bastards
<0> yes, it's a requirement of the job
<0> good, looks like vendor is gonna get me a patch written and out for this problem
<1> bofh```, I mean they are all mostly women and they are all ****ing bitches
<1> I would never date a women who works for the dmv no matter how hot they are.
<1> Jy, you perfect for a DMV women
<2> nice
<2> time warner rules.. switched from T1 -> fiber didn't even lose my irc connection
<3> Time warner = expensive
<3> right?
<3> hehe
<0> one router with two interfaces on your end?
<2> nope
<2> they are fairly cheap
<1> how fast is the fiber
<2> bofh``: no switched routers.. the cisco 1700 can't handle more then 2megs of traffic
<2> we only have a 6meg connection.. but we could get up to 100
<2> they just have to config it on their end
<0> trying to grasp how you didn't lose irc connection if you changed routers
<2> it was qucik,, only like 30 seconds of downtime
<2> timewarner is good i'll give them that
<1> I heard aol has fiber now
<0> ah, gotcha. done that before
<0> aol will run over any connection your local isp/telco can give you, so doesn't surprise me
<4> aol > all :D
<0> Cox will run fiber if you want, up to a gigabit connection
<0> and of course MCI and spritn will run anything you want too, as long as you have the money
<2> now i can download my porn at work 5x faster
<2> i can be more productive
<0> heh
<2> wonder how many of my dumb*** friends are gonna get hit by this virus on friday
<2> i'm getting ready for all the IMs about losing all their files
<0> heh, yeah, waiting to see how much gets lost here, it'll be fun
<1> I have gotten 40 email saying what am I going to do were all going to die
<2> it would be funny if it hit like a world HQ warez site since it targets rar files
<1> haha
<1> well I have no windows personaly but its going to be nice money to fix it for other ppl
<1> Jy, my gf parents never update the virus scanner and never update any of the spyware removing programs and they wonder why they have probs
<0> heh
<0> well you'll be listening to them bitch again friday when all their docs die
<1> I know I know
<1> god mmy gf and I tell them everytime update it
<1> takes like 4 min at the most
<1> they are on msn dial up
<1> and they use that crap *** msn browser
<1> I sometimes wonder how she got her computer smarts
<5> What up noobs
<2> the sky
<5> Couldn't tell with all of those clouds
<1> the moon
<1> the stars
<5> Thanks for clearing that up
<2> anytime
<6> hah
<7> does anybody have a solution for the following problem : http://forums.gentoo.org/viewtopic-t-429178.html ???
<0> easy to solve, stop using gentoo
<1> Jy, feel extra bastardly today



<7> any other idea bofh`` ? this doesnt help much
<2> yes
<2> bofh``: good one!
<1> bofh```, yea its sad when bofh``` Jy and I agree
<1> its rare and when we do it means that its the truth
<2> TJ1234: you sure that will compile off that kernel you are using?
<1> jy would you work on a gentoo server
<2> i would work on 1.. but i wouldn't work on a server farm of gentoo servers
<1> haha I would love to see Jy in a gentoo farm
<2> it would be too busy compiling
<1> waste of cpu
<0> would give you lots of horsepower to run distcc though, only have to compile it once, and would compile fast
<0> and no, no other ideas on that TJ1234
<1> why use distcc when you can just get a super computer
<8> how to configure resolution of monitor in suse 9.3??
<9> hello
<8> any body help??
<1> vi /etc/X11/xorg.conf
<8> in the command line ??
<9> does anyone know how to allow users to have access to ftp (vsftpd) and no access for ssh ?
<2> kroko: set their shell to /sbin/nologin
<9> i tried that but i cannot login to ftp either
<2> set the shell to /bin/false
<2> and make sure /bin/false is listed in your /etc/shells list
<0> heh, yeah, coulda told you first one wouldn't work. :)
<9> Jy thanks , it works , soon i`ll start thinking you`re not human , like znx for having answers for every dumb question i have :)
<2> i am a robot
<9> being a robot could be fun
<2> it has its ups and downs
<9> btw , i still didnt manage to fix my freaking php issue , i installed everything like the manual says and my httpd says php 5.1.2 and still cannot work with .php files
<2> Randall: you'll like this one http://www.ie7.com/
<9> Jy are you using apache2 ?
<2> ya
<9> and what php version ? i just cant make mine work
<9> it says Apache/2.0.55 (Unix) PHP/5.1.2 Server at localhost Port 80
<2> chances are its just a config issue
<9> i added the AddType line and after that my browsers asks for open/save as
<10> what's the tethereal command if I want to sniff ftp login p***words for an ftp user trying to login
<2> kroko: i have no clue without looking at your config
<2> omnix: there is no command.. you just use filters
<9> Jy i can give you ssh access if you want
<2> then follow the tcp stream
<2> kroko: ok
<10> so tethereal -w filename and view the stream using ethereal?
<2> follow the stream
<2> filter out just the ftp traffic.. then follow the stream
<1> omg Jy I'm still getting pmes aboout that video
<2> haha
<10> what video?
<10> the ebaumsworld one?
<2> ya
<10> haha
<2> Randall: go to http://www.ie7.com and you'll feel better
<1> hell fcukc no
<1> fu ck you
<1> jerk
<2> just do it
<2> you'll be happy
<1> haha
<1> ok
<1> your right
<2> told ya
<1> thats si cool
<1> the ie fanboys are happy i bet
<2> bofh`` is crying
<1> I know, you can feel it too? feels eerie don't it
<2> i have to stop watching the commandN vidcast
<2> only the podcast from now on
<11> when installing the kernel, 'cp arch/i386/bzImage/boot/<kernel-version>/ wouldn't 'linux-2.6.15-gentoo-r1' work for <kernel version> ?
<12> Navrax: cp arch/i386/bzImage/boot/bzImage /boot/kernel-2.6.15-gentoo-r1
<12> er
<12> damn spaces!
<12> heh
<12> Navrax: cp arch/i386/bzImage /boot/kernel-2.6.15-gentoo-r1


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