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<0> no..
<1> oh *phew
<2> I'm a tranny.
<1> *
<1> freak.
<0> suger?..a boy? a girl? both?
<3> fem
<1> i'm a woman
<0> sweet
<2> kevz' a fem.
<1> all grown up and stuff
<1> my exciting news for the weekend
<1> i renewed my lease for another year.. w/ no rent increase!
<1> yay!
<0> yay!



<3> lol im not a girl
<0> yes you are!
<1> my brother's name is kev
<1> an he's gay
<1> an kinda femme
<2> I wish my landlord would promise that.
<0> ..yeah so see kevz..you'r a girl:D
<1> MrBucket .. write a letter
<1> nah.. not a girl
<1> just queer
<2> I wish I wasnt illiterate.
<0> a girl!
<3> i mean, i was named after my uncle who's dead r.i.p
<3> :/
<3> i'm a perfectionist, not a girl tho
<0> yeah..i was named after some old dead lady too
<1> you sure you're not named after my queer brother?
<2> I like pudding.
<1> what kind of pudding?
<0> i like skittles
<2> Most.
<0> chocolate pudding!
<2> None of the chunky ones though..
<2> ...like rice pudding.
<0> rice pdding
<1> chunky pudding?
<1> gross
<2> ...or pistacio.
<3> suger, maybe i was named after ur queer brother
<0> rice pudding ftw!!!!!
<0> mmmm
<2> ..or figgy pudding.
<3> maybe my parents lied to me
<1> they might have
<1> parents do that
<0> kevz; they did lie to you
<3> maybe..
<1> Netflix's little-known practice, called "throttling" by critics, gives priority to customers who rent DVDs infrequently and delays shipments of movies to its heaviest users in order to augment profits
<2> Were they the ones who told you that you were a boy too?
<1> BASTARDS!
<0> shame shame
<2> I think NetFlix is rather quick.
<1> you must be an infrequent user
<2> Nope... usually about 10 movies a month.
<2> That's a slow month.
<1> nice host
<0> ok...shower time!
<2> Have fun getting wet and naked!
<1> smell.my.cock.you.evil****ers.org
<1> uhhhh
<1> i don't hump girls
<1> they don't have pen0rs
<0> you could wash my back!
<2> Pen0rs are nice to have.
<0> mrbucke; oh i'll have fun:D
<1> uhm



<2> OK... it's rather difficult to fantasize about women I've never seen before in the shower. It just aint workin' sorry.
<0> hehe
<1> hey
<1> i'm not getting in the shower with no girl
<2> hey?!?!?
<1> if you ain't got a pen0r
<1> wash your own back!
<0> see!
<0> i have one
<0> :D
<0> hehe
<0> see! i even have two now:)
<2> I'm getting a headache trying to imagine this taking place.
<0> haha
<0> aww
<2> LOL
<1> bet you're not thinking about your head now eh?
<0> rofl
<2> I lost my head long ago.
<1> what's with these mega churches?
<2> _0
<2> Like the ones you see on TV??
<1> what happened to the days of a 100-200 congregation in a real church
<1> even the catholics are getting on board
<1> my sister goes to one
<1> they're building a huge catholic mega church next to my office
<1> now i'm goign to have nuns and **** running around on my breaks
<1> i'm going to get a hat that says.. "satan loves you too"
<4> or they will have a suger running around on their breaks
<1> so they'll leave me alone
<2> Yep... that's because it's cheaper to make a big church than to have a bunch of little ones... and the Catholics are all about downsizing lately due to the pending litigations.
<2> impending rather
<1> pending was the right word
<1> =)
<2> If it was just pending then they'd still have money.
<1> i don't think impending is a word
<1> hey it is
<1> good job
<2> :o
<1> still doesn't work for that sentance
<2> Do I get a star?
<1> To threaten to happen; menace:
<1> ok
<2> In this case I used it as: To be about to occur.
<1> why do all the canadians i know announce that they're going to go shower...
<2> Custom?
<1> pending would work too then
<2> oops
<1> please turn that off
<2> THought I shut that off.
<2> I just opened my WinAmp.
<1> monkey radio is awesome though
<2> Indeed.
<1> kudos for not listening to that techno garbage
<4> -:jefferson airplane - white rabbit (total:2:34)
<4> ;x
<2> I syndicate it on my radio stream when it goes off the air at 7am EST.
<1> awwww
<1> ascii is being sweet this morning
<2> LOL http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c171/Kai0s4u/941.jpg (nsfw)
<1> little f*cker jumped on my boob last night
<1> that hurt!
<2> I think that^ would hurt more :P
<1> it did
<1> i was sound asleep


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