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<0> sorry i had to wrap something up there
<0> sometimes when i get really loaded he comes and talks to me
<0> to make me feel stupid
<0> anyhow, right now we're eating gooseliver and crackers, me and christ
<0> but i had run out of triscuits so i had to go get another box
<0> he's bitching that its not kosher, and i point out to him that i'm not jewish,
<0> so the rules of hospitality say he's allowed to eat it
<0> anyhow, not really an interesting conversation
<1> hahaha
<1> wow..
<0> what you kids doing
<0> ?
<1> christ eats gooseliver patte?
<1> lies.
<2> people that believe in these gods are some of the craziest people in the world



<2> how are they the ****ing majority
<0> i'd take pictures but all you'd see would be the half eaten cracker
<0> or so he says
<2> they should all be locked up in a mental hospital
<2> not preaching to us
<0> oh i'm sorry was i preaching?
<0> i didnt mean to
<0> i'm just being high and listening to music
<2> nah i dont even think you were preaching im just saying
<0> good
<0> preachers are liars
<1> nah.. you're just really loaded
<0> lol
<0> think about it
<0> why would a real god need to beg for money from you?
<2> seriously
<0> ever had a jew show up to your door wanting to tell you about yhvh?
<0> ?
<2> yeah
<0> i mean think about it
<0> bow-viper: really? did you eat him/her?
<2> thats why im going to make my own religon in a few years
<0> i am my own religion
<0> "he who gets baked and talks to god"
<2> plus its cool to know in a few thousand years ill have a huge following of dumb*** robots
<0> (llc)
<0> lol
<0> seemsto me if you're here you were already a dumb*** robot yourself at some point, most likely?
<0> no offence
<2> yeah
<2> i deprogrammed myself
<2> woke up
<0> hallaluja
<0> and learned what?
<0> um
<2> to accept and embrace science
<0> have you ever read illuminatii!?
<2> yeah ive read it
<2> about it
<2> why
<0> read it or read about it?
<2> read about it, is there a book titled that or something?
<0> lol yah
<0> illuminatii!
<2> oh well excuse me
<0> is the best and most honest book ever written other than the principa discordia
<1> nobody really cares what you're listening to, please turn that script off
<0> that which is eternal cannot be changed
<0> suger: that hurts
<0> but ok
<1> it shouldn't
<1> i don't use a gui client
<0> it does
<0> "nobody cares"
<1> that is waste of my limited window space
<1> well.. it's true
<1> see.. lemme ask
<0> and btw, i paste only the ones i find appropriate, its not a script
<0> but i love you



<1> bow-viper honey..
<1> you there?
<2> yup whats up
<1> bow-viper .. do you care what jane_says is listening to on his computer?
<0> jesus says your friend suger is bitter
<0> i wont paste again, sorry to offend you suger
<0> go back to sleep
<1> not offensive..
<1> an who says i'm bitter
<0> :)
<0> jesus did
<1> scroll monkey
<1> "didn't"
<0> its not my fault, he said it
<1> maybe jesus could help you out with your grammar
<1> *smirks*
<0> seems unlikely, he speeks aramaic
<0> want some soma?
<1> no thank you.
<1> that stuff is bad for you
<0> ok, well then, go back to sleep, you were more fun that way
<0> :)
<0> (i'm jus playin mang, no offence intended)
<2> **** i hate thinking about religon, just the thought puts me in a bad mood
<2> i just dont understand
<2> how people believe this ****
<0> me either
<0> which ****?
<0> ever read the principle discordia
<0> ?
<2> no
<0> its the only religous text i ever read that made sense to me
<2> why dont you tell me what it says
<0> cause its kinda long
<1> nah..
<2> no just start
<2> from page 1
<1> it'll take a lot more than that to make me kick you
<0> but it says in a nutshell: do what you want, god wants you to have fun.
<1> i'm pretty tolerant
<1> but i might pee on you
<1> *shrugs*
<0> but more important, he wants you to be happy
<2> so is rape okay in that religon?
<0> lol
<0> depends on if the girl/guy wants to be raped i guess
<0> its a personal boundries rule there
<0> suger: i'm pretty tolerant too, i might get off on that
<2> well thats the response id expect from someone who believes in any type of god based "religon"
<0> jesus would be offended though (if you tried to pee on him)
<0> but he's not really there so thats not truely relevent
<2> why do you have to believe in some mythical figure or higher power or w/e
<2> why cant you just think for yourself
<2> by yourself
<0> lol
<0> i do
<0> in fact
<0> once i understood
<0> is when he turned up
<0> i was on acid that night
<0> a really good trip too
<0> wow that was gay
<1> hahaha
<1> nice.
<1> bots are broken...
<1> apparently
<0> sorry its a fl tradition
<2> man a lot of ****s being done right now to do away with these dumb lawsuits
<2> wish i could have gotten in on them


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