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<0> ohh i love how ebays round up shipping costs to convient ammounts such as.. 19.99 !
<1> my friend went their once
<2> haha emansapated people still cant drink i dont think
<0> its like its on sale..
<1> when he was 19
<3> no they cant.
<3> funny, I've been living on my own for a good long while without being emancipated :x
<2> number they only do that if they have super cheap item and are avoiding fees
<3> everybody just figures you are so they dont ask.
<3> **** I've been living in a different country from my parents :x
<4> Ran the border?
<5> nah
<5> he was kicked out
<2> zomg diff country
<5> they didn't want him
<5> >:)



<3> pfft
<2> smoke time
<3> Hoe``, yeah, pretty much.
<3> keep a low profile and your fine.
<0> but seriously wtf is a core charge ?
<3> I really dont know :x
<1> "core charge" is a charge they charge they add to the total. if you return your other item they will refund you that core.
<1> like on a car if you buy a radiator and they core charge you 100$... once you return them your old radiator they will give you 100$ back
<0> gayness
<1> its a refundable charge is all it is
<1> if you have another one
<1> they use the old one and rebuild it
<0> yeah ok a 250$ slim cdrw drive ? they chuck my old one, and buy 5x with the money for the one that i paid for
<0> HP is awesome, charges 90$ for about 60 screws
<0> not enough good things can be said about HP
<1> ll
<1> lol
<5> Number17: and exactly why should we care?
<0> Sh4dowcat: for gay man love ?
<6> hey RuKK Sh4dowcat nidO
<6> i been interviewing ppl for helpdesk
<6> wanna see one of the tests i gave a guy
<7> i still go with take the luckiest one
<6> http://spamalope.com/test.pdf
<6> good for a laugh
<7> were you after what the actual acronyms stood for, or what they are?
<6> either
<5> it's not like I can open that from here anyway
<0> nice.. win2K file systems!
<7> either way, **** he's dumb
<6> nidO: i have him cred for http
<0> he's just a desk jockey and thats it
<6> and for 1000mb
<7> yeh but he didnt even get either of those two along with any others, right
<6> i was being easy
<6> heh
<7> the only question i can see so far he's got right is html
<0> meh the ports i don't care for those
<6> nidO: strictly speaking yes heh
<7> he got every single port wrong aswell
<6> i have him http tcp and dns
<6> yes he did
<6> though he called one tcp
<0> did you break his arm before you gave him that to do ?
<6> i could give him half cred
<6> lol
<7> hm
<7> on the list the steps for no connectivity
<7> he missed checking the power was in and the system was on :p
<6> lol
<7> hm
<7> he visits ms for updates and hp for drivers
<7> really got his finger on the pulse of technology i see :D
<8> haha
<6> lol
<8> alternative to internet explorer: MSN
<8> gg
<6> i gave him half cred for that
<8> TCP is port 21! whoa
<6> because i think if you have MSN ISP they give you an MSN branded IE
<6> heh



<7> why? you know as well as i do he meant msn messenger
<0> I have to be honest, some of the terminonoly, i dont remember, like DHCP ?
<6> lol
<4> Microsoft Exchange as an OS?
<6> best os eva!
<7> win2000 as a filesystem for winxp is a good one tho :D
<6> lol
<4> haha, I didn't see that one yeyt
<7> you think maybe this guy was just taking the piss or something? i utterly fail to see how someone so totally clueless with anything to do with computing would possibly apply for a helpdesk job
<6> well after i read his test i starting ****ing with him
<6> asked "if you were a cookie, what cookie would you be"
<2> wtf
<7> what type did he choose?
<6> choc chip...then i asked why. he said "cause i like to eat dem"
<7> tbh
<0> well how the **** would you answer that question without sounding stupid ?
<8> I can think of a few answers
<7> id give him at least one mark for knowing his limits and not even attempting the raid questions :p
<0> gogogo raid
<8> "I am already a cookie, in fact I am the cookie overlord. submit to me"
<0> oh yeah thats much better
<8> at least it shows you have a sense of humor
<0> yeah right after you show him you are a retard
<7> thing is id be pushed to answer some of these in the spaces given :p "describe raid 0, 1, and 5" is asking for a good few paragraphs at least :p
<8> well, I personally wouldnt score like that
<8> so yea
<8> it wont matter ;p
<0> lies!
<8> shup
<0> stripping,mirror,parity boo
<6> Number17: thats the point
<8> everyone lies during an interview
<8> its perceived as weak if you dont
<0> i`d be impressed if he wrong down *exactly* how many bits are in one gigabyte..
<7> and dns - how the hell do you detail the workings of the worldwide dns system in 2 lines :p
<0> and then i would bust out my calculator to confirm it
<6> im looking for basic understanding heh
<8> "converts hostnames to ip addresses and back"
<7> 1073741824 :D
<6> its helpdesk
<6> heh
<8> seems basic enough
<7> yeh but i tend to want to give full and complete answers jen - what you said tells me what it does, not how it works
<8> doesnt say "explain how dns works"
<8> ;p
<7> um
<7> yeh it does
<6> nidO is a machine
<6> nidO isnt human
<7> the question is "explain how dns works!
<7> "*
<8> hm?
<8> thought it was in the terminology
<6> there is not "pretty much correct answer" for nidO
<7> question 2, page 2
<8> ha
<6> it's 1 or 0 for him
<8> its in the terminology too
<7> i was referring to the networking one tho :p
<8> nobody likes a pedantic tick :<
<0> could have been worst, you could have asked him to explain the TCP stack to you
<8> if I was supervising, I wouldnt hire you!
<7> charming :|
<8> haheahe
<5> heh JennS' evil
<8> I'm not bitter I swear.
<0> lies
<7> i have 1,724 5/5 ratings from our helpdesk software saying people like exact answers :p
<0> yeah when you read **** off the screen :)
<8> pedantic again
<8> I value my own opinion above all~


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