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<0> 5 short beeps, indicating a cpu failure...
<1> it did it on boot
<2> was this a brand new computer?
<1> yes
<2> never booted before, correct?
<1> it did
<1> never got to get the os on it
<0> fifty...he didnt put the heatsink on right, and the bios was reporting a failed cpu...
<0> how is there any question the cpu is not fried
<2> yea, probably so
<0> he let air get inbetween his cpu and hsf
<0> creating a superheated pocket of air on the cpu
<3> convection oven
<0> SUPARHEEETED
<0> exactally
<1> where is the link to the beep stuff?



<0> google "bios 5 short beeps"
<0> every site says cpu failure
<4> stainer72, make sure the cpu is well seated
<0> he did
<1> maybe it will be ok in the morning
<4> lmao
<2> lol
<0> yea maybe it can just unmelt itself
<5> hehe
<2> put it in the freezer tonight :D
<0> lololool
<4> haha
<4> I had such a problem with my motherboard...it would post but not go to bios
<5> maybe it has white blood cells that will repair it's tissues
<4> just a single beep...for OK
<5> ajfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdf
<0> LOL
<5> wtf
<4> turns out there were 3 leads broken in the corner of the board
<2> mental breakdown?
<1> cpu failure
<1> maybe it means like, i can fix it
<4> EneergE, wtf...seriously
<1> i mean, if the cpu melted it didn't fail. It broke.
<4> WE NEED AN OP
<0> no it failed
<4> I've seen cpus with a cracked core still work...
<0> cpu failure = the cpu is not functioning
<5> i have no idea b***goon
<5> i dont know where that came from
<0> are you like slow or something?
<0> ITS GONE
<4> check your clipboard EneergE
<0> ACCEPT IT.
<1> this is really ga
<1> gay*
<0> you might as well take it out
<0> and rub your penis all over the pins now
<1> why can't i rma it?
<0> because youve turned it into a brick
<4> stainer72, good luck
<4> you can try
<0> yea for real..
<1> has anyone had no luck doing so?
<4> if you're ok gambling the money on shipping
<4> (which isn't much)
<4> stainer72, never tried...
<4> never been dumb enough to fry a cpu
<1> yes i see
<1> wouldn't the motherboard stop it from overheating?
<1> it said it would in the manual
<4> stainer72, is it p4?
<1> amd
<0> not if theres no heatsink on it
<3> to an extent the motherboard can reduce overheating
<1> there was a heatsink on it
<0> it wouldnt be able to shut it down fast enough
<3> BUT NOT IF YOU MAKE YOUR PROCESSOR INTO AN OVEN
<4> well...see...the idea is that it won't hit 80C in .3 seconds
<0> but it wasnt clipped down
<0> so its worthless



<1> it was, kind of
<0> was it airtight and properly secured?
<1> the left side was, and the right side was over the right black pin.
<3> THEN IT WASN'T SECURED
<0> then it was worthless
<3> AND AIR LEAKED IN
<3> AND SUPERHEATED
<4> leaked in...
<4> lol
<0> if its not secure, its not contacting the cpu
<0> AND IT BURNED
<0> MELTEEEED
<3> AND THE METAL CERAMIC PROC COVER ACTED LIKE A FRYING PAN ON THE CORE
<0> BECAUSE THE HEATSINK
<0> WAS NOT ****ING SECURED
<1> So why can't i RMA again?
<0> because you physically damaged it
<0> and they can tell
<0> because its ****ing melted
<0> lol
<1> ****
<0> lololololol
<0> wtf is his problem?
<0> does he not understand that if you dont seal the heatsink
<4> I doubt it melted
<0> it doesnt work?
<4> prolly just cracked
<0> he didnt put the heatsink on it...
<4> they don't
<4> melt
<0> do you know how much heat a cpu generates?
<0> the insides of them do
<4> do you know the melting point of silicon?
<0> its low
<4> 1414C dumb***
<4> http://www.webelements.com/webelements/elements/text/Si/heat.html
<0> lolololol
<4> this one says 1410... http://www.creative-chemistry.org.uk/alevel/module1/trends8.htm
<4> but its close enough
<0> it doesnt matter, after a certain temp, the cpus insides simply cease to function
<0> too much heat
<4> yeah...they can crack...
<0> it doesnt crack because of heat...
<4> ever seen the exploding athlon?
<0> its fake.
<4> then why praytell does it crack?
<4> well either way they can crack
<0> they used a small explosive placed under it
<4> fine, I conceded the point
<0> it cracks from applying pressure on the core....
<0> Quoted from Arctic Silver's website:
<0> Caution:
<0> Never turn on a computer without a heatsink properly mounted on the CPU with a thermal interface material between the CPU core and the heatsink. A modern high-performance CPU can be permanently damaged in less than 10 seconds without proper cooling.
<0> automatic shutdown due to overheat works to a point
<0> but its only a last resort
<0> his processor probably could not stop heating up, even after it shut down
<0> due to all the trapped heat
<3> Be like the guy that fried an egg on his P4
<4> thought that was an athlon?
<4> the one that made the heatsink out of coins
<4> or is this a different one
<1> Can't i launch my motherboard's bios without a processor installed?
<6> bah
<6> lost my ipod!!
<0> no
<0> your computer needs a cpu to function
<0> thats like saying
<0> Cant I drive to work without an engine?
<6> push the car down a hill
<5> lol
<5> haha
<5> ban hawkon
<5> he's about to spam
<1> I am selling my **** for cheap now


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