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<0> Optware, http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.asp?Item=N82E16820141178
<1> you can get a laptop for 550 bucks from dell
<2> yea with no gfx
<2> haha
<1> it's a slow pos though
<2> and 10 gig hd
<1> lol
<0> 40
<0> is the smallest they sell
<3> that's kinda the vibe I get... every place I work is all-dell tho
<1> because it's so cheap
<1> and the tech support is there
<1> if you don't mind waiting on hold for 45 mins
<0> actually...its not bad at all
<0> I had the dvd laser go out on a dvd/cdrw and they had a new one there the next day...spent about 15 minutes on the phone
<2> the next day ya right



<0> this was of course a university dept with 600+ dell computers on a campus with 10,000+ dell computers
<0> Optware, yes next day
<0> ever heard of next day shipping...
<2> how?
<3> what the hell? now I have an extra screw!
<2> yea ever heard of more than the drive would cost
<0> its the new wave Optware...
<2> i get next day shipping from newegg
<0> Optware, so? we pay for a big support agreement...
<2> we?
<1> yeah
<0> i said a deptartment at a large university...
<0> 10,000+ dell computers
<1> but joe shmo gets to wait for 45 mins listening to elevator music
<0> 600+ in our dept alone
<2> hahah well then how does that help joe smoe with dell
<0> you get what you pay for
<0> dell makes more money off huge customers
<2> hey we both said joe smoe i didnt even read yours hah
<2> really?
<0> you can pay extra for premium tech support
<1> lol
<2> hahahahhaha
<0> Optware, they make more total, not per computer
<2> b***goon is oviously paid off by dell
<0> ...
<0> not really
<2> id not take his advice mr pqi
<1> if you have a celeron cpu, you automatically get sent to the end of the tech support line
<0> I would never buy a dell save for a laptop
<2> Pros: None...
<0> does dell make the worlds best price/performance computers? no
<0> are they a well run business? yes
<0> <--business major
<3> I haven't owned a desktop at all in years... just not enough room in my place. my desk is a whiteboard I lay flat on my bed when I need to work at home :)
<4> "work" ehahea
<2> <-- business owner
<4> <-- goddess
<4> I have you all beat
<0> Optware, small business?
<2> to bad your not really a i j e n
<2> not very small
<2> at least the profit isnt small
<4> a i ?
<4> what
<0> haha
<0> nice
<2> hah i see its spam talkin through the bot
<4> I'm not a bot!
<0> what?
<2> c u z iiii knnnnow j * e * n* isnt that smart
<0> what about bots?
<4> I'm sentient
<0> so you're not a bot
<4> that's right. I'm not a bot
<0> I bot new shoes today
<2> hehe
<4> you can't version me!
<2> i know i should have rememberd
<0> what?
<0> b



<0> o
<0> t
<0> ?
<2> i versioned J*E *** N
<2> yes its a bot but tis a person talkin through the bot now
<2> id have to bet $$ on
<0> ha
<0> jne
<4> yes?
<0> http://www.jne.ca/
<4> if I was a bot my reactions would be much faster
<3> what the hell? ok, I just took out the hp drive and it's got some sort of weird interface... I can't connect it to my 2.5" external drive bay
<2> good point
<0> yes...you certainly couldn't put a delay on a bots respones
<4> >>
<2> nope that be impossible b***goon
<4> no bot could be as unique as I am
<4> bots are predictable
<4> and they don't sneeze
<3> argh
<3> ok, I give up
<4> don't be a quitter
<3> can someone tell me what I can use around the house as a magnet to wipe this drive?
<3> I'm just joe schmo, I haven't got access to a bulk eraser :(
<2> why you need to wipe it?
<2> just RMA It they dont care if you have it full of porno
<3> coz I wanna put this thing up on craigslist
<2> oh
<4> so he can get rid of his porn~~
<3> can't RMA it
<4> furious's porn is for furious
<2> DELPART.EXE
<3> I don't care about my porn, I care about my bank acct #s and stuff :(
<4> oh yeah
<4> that sort of thing
<4> well I have learned one thing my friend
<2> just refill it after a format
<3> I'm a 20something guy, everyone knows I watch porn anywya
<4> to guys, their porn stash is more important than nearly ANYTHING !
<0> lol
<3> I can't format it
<2> you think someone gonna buy your drive and try to retrieve it all?
<2> throw it away then
<0> not nearly as important as my girlfriend putting out once in a while
<3> I hate to waste it
<4> actually. don't lie
<4> I've heard stories
<2> keep it furious
<2> why cant you format it and why cant you keep it
<4> both reasons = porn
<3> what the hell? this is so weird
<3> ok, it's a regular 2.5" notebook drive
<3> except the interface or adapter or whatever
<4> aha! your first mistake!
<3> the set of pins you use to connect the drive
<2> those are perfect
<2> you can use for pocket drive
<3> are completely different from my other normal toshiba drive, which I use in this same external adapter
<4> take a picture
<3> they're not pins
<3> god damnit what a waste of all this hardware :(
<3> I don't just wanna throw it away... seems a shame
<4> next time, invest your money in a good bot
<1> Each time the browser (Internet
<1> Explorer, Netscape,
<1> Firefox, or Mozilla) loads a
<1> Web page, iShield analyzes
<1> the images found on that
<1> page. It looks for skin tones,
<1> textures, faces, limb shapes,
<1> and a variety of other cues
<1> to decide which images may
<1> be porn.
<4> what


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