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<bitrot> kitchen: i wish we could check our ranks online or something :(
<my21Bday> why you hurt me kitch
<bitrot> I hate apartment complex management people.
<reflux^> So do I.
<reflux^> and people that hear a creak and call the cops
<bitrot> yeah
<bitrot> I feel sorry for the cops sometimes
<bitrot> because people are just so anal
<kitchen> yea.
<kitchen> HE WALKED ACROSS MY LAWN
<bitrot> I remember I threw a birthday party for myself (yes I know i'm lame)
<bitrot> but i had my friends band playing in my back yard
<bitrot> it was not even 10pm
<reflux^> In apartment complex's especially
<bitrot> and some douchebag called the cops
<bitrot> well
<bitrot> this was at my parents house lol
<bitrot> lots of land
<reflux^> One of two things happen, 1. They call the landlord, who happens to be anal, who comes and bitches you out for nothing.
<reflux^> 2. You have a cool landlord, so they resort to calling the cops on you repeatedly.
<kitchen> my landlord is pretty anal
<kitchen> luckily, my neighbors aren't
<reflux^> Yeah, that's really the key.
<kitchen> i've had my stereo blasting at like 3am and nobody seems to care
<reflux^> In my case it wasn't even something like that.
<kitchen> i don't knoe if they can't hear it or if they don't care or what
<reflux^> They'd call if I watched a movie, and had surround sound on.
<kitchen> they're always chipper to me when i see them in p***ing though, so it doesn't seem like they care
<reflux^> Man, that would be nice.
<kitchen> yea.
<kitchen> sometimes they're kinda loud, but i figure it's a push-pull
<kitchen> i'm not gonna btich about them being loud when i know i'm loud at times
<kitchen> they're indian so they listen to some really weird music
<reflux^> They're probably thinking the same thing.
<reflux^> Oh, wow that's rare.
<reflux^> Normally those are the peace and quiet types
<kitchen> well, when i say loud i mean they talk loud and have their door open and stuff
<kitchen> they're 'peaceful' yea, but they also seem like quite hte intellectual types so they're always arguing over something silly :P
<kitchen> my guess is they're programmers
<kitchen> or they're ex-programmers turned cab drivers
<reflux^> haha, right.
<kitchen> every cabby i ever had in chicago was an ex-programmer
<kitchen> it was scary.
<reflux^> Some of them are pretty good too.
<kitchen> yea
<kitchen> well, wait no
<reflux^> In my experiences, the firms usually ****ed.
<kitchen> i had this russian guy once
<kitchen> he was totally mafia
<reflux^> Something about their quick and dirty training really hurts them in the long run.
<kitchen> yea
<kitchen> although they do have a pretty good university in india
<reflux^> I've seen an entire indian firm struggle for six months over SQL injection.
<warflyr> reflux^ same goes for most trade schools
<kitchen> and there are lots of programmers that get paid *really* well
<reflux^> And still they couldn't solve it
<kitchen> oh god
<kitchen> we fixed our sql injection problems in a weekend
<kitchen> i finally convinced my boss his old code needed changed, heh
<reflux^> Yeah, they just kept creating different dangerous charactors.
<kitchen> soo...
<kitchen> I can access a machien via ssh
<kitchen> but not http
<kitchen> and adelphia says it's "a routing issue in california"
<kitchen> something smells fishy.
<kitchen> if it was a routing issue, how come i can connect to the box
<reflux^> Is it a home connection?
<kitchen> yes
<reflux^> Some providers block incoming http connections, so people can't run "servers".
<kitchen> this is outbound
<reflux^> Oh...
<kitchen> i can' teven hit google right now
<kitchen> YES
<kitchen> YET even
<kitchen> i can connect via ssh to a box i can't http to.
<kitchen> it's like there's something in themiddle sniffing my http traffic
<kitchen> and that something went down.
<reflux^> Tried tunneling around it?
<kitchen> nah
<kitchen> lazy.
<reflux^> Well, either way... I don't see how that could be a routing problem.
<kitchen> that's what i said.
<reflux^> Unless by routing problem, it's a misconfigured ACL
<kitchen> but that wouldn't be a routing problem, that would be a firewall problem
<reflux^> Yep.
<reflux^> It might just see that the trace fails, and ***ume it's a routing problem.
<logic_box> humm wonder if my mysql foo is good today damn query is taking forever but it has alot to go through ... select tcphdr_sensor1_20060626.* from tcphdr_sensor1_20060626, event_sensor1_20060626 where tcphdr_sensor1_20060626.cid=event_sensor1_20060626.cid and event_sensor1_20060626.src_ip='a longip';
<kitchen> err.. you make a new table for every day? oO
<logic_box> sguil dose
<logic_box> makes it easy to drop old data
<kitchen> weird.
<kitchen> yea
<matja> lol
<matja> E- for db design
<Two9A> matja!
<matja> sup triplesix
<Two9A> Could yer, like, unban me
<sujeet> two9a, are you stalking me? ;)
<matja> i have no axs
<Two9A> Ah, ****
<Two9A> How long do user bans take to expire?
<matja> dunno
<kitchen> in here?
<Two9A> In #asm
<kitchen> oh
<matja> not like you're missing much...
<Dawai> huhu
<Two9A> Yeah, it's not exactly the pinnacle of life in there
<matja> in fact, you banning yourself was the highlight of the day
<kitchen> heh
<Dawai> gj
<Two9A> I was testing whether IP bans work on RDNS names
<kitchen> ack!@#
<matja> oh, they do
<kitchen> Two9A: they do :P
<matja> they work on ipv6 too
<Two9A> Now I know!
<sujeet> ya i just discovered that
<Two9A> Yeah, sujeet here said his IP6 couldn't join #c
<Two9A> So I HAD to test it
<sujeet> they banned btexact
<matja> teehee
<Two9A> I thought I recognised that /48
<matja> the noobs
<Two9A> Man. It's really weird to have all my channel windows offset by 1 now
<sujeet> ahhaha
<matja> mcarp unbanned you
<matja> oh, mal
<Two9A> Ta
<Two9A> Ahah
<sujeet> :P
<Two9A> Well, he did say CIDR bans work. I guess they do
<matja> :D
<Two9A> Grah, *waits for the ban to expire*
<sujeet> unbanned
<nathanGL> im worried
<gameman73> ok, ive got a question, say i have a program running locally (gui program), and i connect to the computer remotely using nx server, would it be possible to move the program from 1 X display to the remote one?
<nathanGL> the real sticky ikcy ikcy
<gameman73> yeah, i cant think of a simple way to do it
<gameman73> krfb ****s..
<Ristowe> gameman73, I was trying to think of a way to help you out, but I also couldn't think of any way to get it done
<gameman73> wonder if i can tell nx server to export my existing X server
<genpaste> duhblow7 pasted "mysql won't emerge", view at http://genpaste.pengu.in/pastes/show/229
<duhbLow7> ^ check it out
<duhbLow7> weird mysql problems when trying to emerge
<MrEcho> i dont see any errors
<duhbLow7> it doesn't do anything, it doesn't compile, hell, the file doesn't exist, how the **** is it p***ing the checksum?
<gameman73> this ****s
<MrEcho> duhbLow7: ever think it might be called something else
<MrEcho> and btw thats an old mysql


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