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<0> yes
<0> you see, if she looked good
<0> it would have ended like so: <+katepls> I followed her in, tore her clothes off and beat that **** till it was sloppy
<1> nastjuid: you can allways cover her with a flag and do it for your country...
<2> oh lord
<0> <+katepls> then lit a cigarette and watched my dog **** her, then walked my dog home
<3> maybe katepls didn't want to go to the clinic the next day....
<0> yeah
<2> please give me the strength to not kill this son of a bitch next to me. Thank You. Amen.
<0> that's actually what i was thinking..



<0> i wouldn't *** some chick that was pissing behind a dumpster
<3> bitrot: you should start quoting Sam Jackson from Pulp Fiction.
<4> nastjuid, well anyway
<0> keep goin
<4> it turns out her brother is the chief of police
<2> CannedBar: Ezikel 3:14 or whatever? lol
<0> omg
<4> and she is a stripper
<0> great
<5> ouch
<3> bitrot: "That's a tasty burger."
<5> well that turned out for the better
<5> then
<2> CannedBar: lol
<0> indeed
<6> oi
<0> katepls: keep goin
<2> Roayal W/ Cheese
<2> Royal even
<4> that's about the end of it
<4> she talks to me every day now
<5> awww
<3> cept he went to her club the next night.
<4> at first i was pissed i didnt hit it
<5> what, at the stripper's club ?
<0> so she's not dirty
<0> ?
<4> pinguin, she's my neighbor
<4> nastjuid, she's a stripper!
<0> you should visit her at work with flowers
<4> of course she's dirty
<5> so?
<4> uh huh
<5> is she hot ?
<4> pinguin, yeah
<0> stipper doesn't automatically mean dirty



<5> so what's your problem :)
<5> yeah no **** nastjuid
<4> i live with my gf
<4> err.. we live together
<0> i feel your pain
<4> oh yeah
<4> she's all about computers
<5> lol
<4> thinks she's like krad h4x0r
<0> whot?
<4> yeah, that's another reason why i didnt hit it
<0> she uses cmd.exe
<4> not even
<5> what the hell are you still doing here man :)
<4> she uses myspace
<3> katepls: next time she says something like that, r00t her.
<0> oh.. ****..
<5> link us
<5> damnit
<0> i bet she thinks she's a h4x0r cause she uses myspace
<4> i don't know her name yes
<4> yet
<1> katepls: can we switch gf's? Mine just unplucked a laptop, without battery, compiling gcc4 :-(
<0> myspace link!
<4> i don't know her myspace name!
<7> yay ac guy is here
<4> Cyrack, yeah, mine is a ****ing pork chop bitch
<4> i will trad
<0> so tell her your buddies on irc wanna check her out
<4> ee
<4> nastjuid, i'm going to get her docs
<4> i'm interested
<0> she will understand, since she's all haxorcool and stuff
<4> yeah
<4> i will be like 'u gn0 i hakk g1bs0nz rite?'
<4> and she will fear
<0> what?
<0> ooooh right, from that movie
<3> katepls: zomg, you hax0r teh gibson?
<0> so, i hack banks across state lines
<4> not only that, i crashed 31337 servers in one night!
<4> i love that movie


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