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<0> weaksauce
<1> likewise, if you want mountain time WITH daylight savings adjustments, use MST7EDT
<0> we don't do DST here
<0> but I see what you mean
<0> DST is horrible anyways IMO
<0> they should just phase it out
<2> i love it
<0> wtf whY?
<2> get to sleep an extra hour
<0> lol
<0> and other than you getting an extra hour of sleep what else does it do for us?
<3> wow, good stuff with that *** offender button on msn
<0> I believe it was used back in the day for farmers and what not...
<2> bitrot, it keeps the terrorists at bay.
<0> oh
<0> that's good lol



<1> bitrot: people still farm
<2> bitrot, are you anti-american?
<0> iamben: oh i thought all the food was grown in a LAB >:|
<1> maybe not in the desert, but everywhere else they do
<2> do you want the terrorists to win?
<4> YES!
<0> iamben: lol we have farms here foo ;p
<2> yeah, i don't know..
<1> tumbleweed farms?
<2> i like it when it gets dark early
<0> lol no
<0> uhhh Cotton
<0> yeah cotton farms lol
<0> well whatever is left of them.
<2> you cotton pickin'...
<0> most have sold their property to developers
<0> oh it's not for farmers...
<0> i thought it was
<0> not according to wikipedia at least
<2> me too
<0> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daylight_saving_time
<0> The Government i know put this into effect
<2> that wikipedia article is soo wrong
<2> ben franklin didnt invent daylight saving time, i did
<2> ben franklin is the devil
<0> From 1948 to 1951, Japan observed DST between May and September every year. Since then, DST has never been implemented nationwide in Japan.
<0> lol
<0> they were like '**** this is stupid'
<0> no MORE!
<5> someone watched the waterboy two nights ago
<5> or whenever it was on recently
<0> lude: ?
<5> [16:25] <+katepls> ben franklin is the devil
<0> lol
<0> who says that in that movie?
<2> thats a good movie
<5> his mom
<2> bitrot, momma
<0> lol
<0> that character was out of control
<2> she says he didnt invent electricity, she did.
<0> ohhh thats' right!
<0> hahaha
<0> good times brainwashing.
<0> I heard Henry Winkler is the Devil :(
<2> the fonz?
<2> no ****ing way man
<0> no
<0> the fonz never
<0> Henry Winkler lol
<0> the actual person
<0> he's SATAN
<0> he created aids
<2> a!
<0> He used the "fonz" to get people to like him
<0> how do you think aids got spread so quickly
<0> it wasn't gays w/ monkeys
<0> gays w/ the fonz
<2> lies
<0> bah i'm out of here
<0> lol yeah they are lies ;p



<2> the fonz would never do a gay monkey
<6> kash
<6> u there
<3> hahahaha
<3> i call dell for an rma
<3> the girl sounds all cutesy
<3> me ' i have an sku if you'd like it '
<3> her ' oh noe, you're fine '
<3> me ' no, you are '
<3> ... silence
<2> HAH
<2> nastjuid, are you still on the phone with her?
<3> no
<3> just hung up
<3> but she insisted that I email her
<7> haha
<2> quality
<8> nastjuid: be careful, she may be in india/pakistan
<7> golddigger
<2> OH NOES ITS TEH INDIANS!!
<3> nah, southern accent
<2> they might've taught her that.
<3> hahaha
<3> i'd be able to tell
<2> for all you know, she's living right on the reservation
<2> in a teepee
<2> hunting buffalo on her days off
<2> ok, so she gave you her personal email address?
<2> <3> yeah, it's help@dell.com
<3> yeah, it's support@dell.com
<9> hey can anyone help me get a framebuffer going? I'm running amd64 stage 3 2006.0 install. i can't get a framebuffer no matter what I try... radeonfb doesnt give me one, niether does vesafb
<3> well no, but i have her my phone number!!!11
<2> gave?
<3> yes
<3> whatever
<3> homo
<10> hmm, the above is the reason why I shouldn't even be here. Too wacky
<2> yeah, we all can't be lucky like you, and get tech support women.
<2> cryack sounded upset at you nast
<3> ohnoes
<3> I PAID YOU CHILD SUPPORT Cyrack
<3> LEAVE ME MY MANHOOD
<10> no, not upset. Just spent two houser configuring a wireless router... after 1 and a half hour I started to remove spyware from the clients and it worked....
<2> nastjuid, did you hear my story about the girl peeing behind the dumpster?
<10> houser == hours
<3> katepls: hahaha no, do share
<10> makes you think
<2> nastjuid, ok, so like 2 saturday nights ago..
<3> ....'kay....
<2> i'm out walking my dog, and i hear a rustling by the dumpster. Thinking it was a raccoon, i looked over.
<2> turns out to be this girl pissing
<3> nice
<2> she's all 'DONT LOOK!!'
<10> but if you want something to do I have a prelink output which makes no sense :-)
<2> anyway, we got into a conversation.
<2> she was completely wasted
<3> hah
<2> her skirt was up near her tits, and all her goods were showing.
<3> did she know where she was?
<2> yeah
<2> anyway
<2> she says 'yeah i havent been laid in 8 months'
<3> did you hit it?
<2> immediatly after she said that i said 'i will walk you home'
<3> like the fist of an angry god?
<2> so i walked her home, she invited me in, and i said 'no thanks'
<3> wow, you lose
<10> but shy?
<10> but why?
<3> wait
<3> did she look good?
<10> does it matter?
<3> yes


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