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<0> hahah
<0> I just want this one
<0> and I'm not giving up
<1> i've been waiting so long for the right opportunity to say that
<1> never comes
<1> hade to just let it out!
<0> igu: http://www.bizinformer.com/50226711/do_you_need_a_shrink.php
<0> anyway, I just want her back, I would even pay her to stay with me
<0> well, technically, that's what I've been doing for the past 8 months
<2> Smong: I'm joking too you dolt
<2> half the time I'd be mistaken as gay if it wasn't for the whole being straight thing
<2> <-- comp***ionate mail
<0> I knew you were joking.
<0> I have an IQ of 60. I'm intelligent enough to realise you were joking.
<0> :P
<3> 60?



<0> lol I think I wouldn't even be able to poop with an IQ of 60.
<3> that wouldn't be intelligent enough to distinguish joking
<0> would it be intelligent enough to turn a computer on?
<3> TIMMMAY!
<0> well, probably, after trying 8 times
<0> yeah
<4> hmm.. "on"... let me think... hmm.. "think"..
<0> when you're heartbroken
<0> music seems to hurt
<0> seriously
<2> <-- timmay
<0> when you listen to music and actually try to realise what the singer/writer is trying to express
<0> it actually can hurt a lot
<2> because my name is tim and I'm a tardddd
<0> drags: we noticed that, you don't have to tell us.
<5> should an emerge -uva world update all packages ?
<0> uDav
<5> wierd how it does not update openldap with that
<0> did you emerge --sync ?
<5> yup
<5> glsa-check told me it needed to be updated
<1> maybe you already have the latest STABLE installed
<5> Calculating dependencies... done!
<5> [ebuild U ] net-nds/openldap-2.3.30-r2 [2.3.24-r1]
<1> U AS UPDATE!?
<5> i know
<0> igu: calm down
<5> i emerge -uva openldap
<5> but emerge -uDav world did not see it
<1> Smong: nah, too bored
<0> igu: try #shroomery
<0> wtf you ****
<0> :D
<1> it's the other way around
<0> **** you?
<1> but whatever tickles your fantasy
<0> I hope to be ****ed by my 'gf' tomorrow
<0> otherwise I won't be happy.
<3> haha
<1> exactly
<0> YES.
<1> see caps are good
<1> feels good
<0> yup
<0> I AM NOT DEAD
<0> YOU FEAR ME.
<5> echo "net-nds/openldap" >> /var/lib/portage/world
<5> that worked
<6> TIGER CLAW BEATS ROCK
<1> *roar*
<0> I LICK GALLOWS IN MY SPARE TIME.
<7> CannedBar: yeah it did
<7> i had a queue going and then hellanzb status wouldn't output anything
<0> root____________________
<7> so i killed the proc and just used it w/o the -D arg
<7> not ircing as root is so 1996
<0> Resetting the state tables will remove all entries from the corresponding tables. This means that all open connections will be broken and will have to be re-established. This may be necessary after making substantial changes to the firewall and/or NAT rules, especially if there are IP protocol mappings (e.g. for PPTP or IPv6) with open connections.
<0> good, so there we go
<0> byebye :)
<8> interesting



<8> hey any m0n0wall people here
<9> Hi, I'm doing minimal gentoo here...
<8> don't tell me to get pfsense, if you do, you like men.
<8> test_: Hello!
<1> test_: *hugs n kisses*
<9> I need to know my architecture. I have a hyperthreaded P4, so do I want i686 or x86 stage?
<9> Smong_,igu: HELLO FROM CHICAGO!
<8> orly
<8> Nick Smong is already in use
<8> YEAH BY ME FAGGOT
<1> test_: doesn't really matter in these days
<9> That was kinda loud
<8> loud? yeah, lower the volume
<9> Anyone else have an opinion? What is the difference anyway?
<8> just pick whatever you feel like
<1> test_: i686 is more specific
<1> x86 is THE most general
<8> pick igu if you like shemales
<9> igu: more specific in what way? make.conf variables?
<3> oooh shim!
<1> P4 (without knowing) should most certainly be i686
<8> guys
<1> test_: in instruction sets, etc
<8> who gets to give test_ a new name
<8> I think we should call him
<9> Smong_: eat my d***
<8> FruityMan
<3> how about sally
<8> that's cool too
<8> sally
<3> test_: if you'd be so kind as to do a /nick Sally , we'd all appreciate it
<8> sally: your what? your d***? I see ***
<9> Hey Smong_ check your buffer... I think it's overflowing
<8> sorry, we don't use obscenity filters in our clients
<1> Smong_: it's AOL censoring the intarweb
<3> what is with the asterisks
<3> why not just type: ****
<3> you fag
<8> lol
<8> check my buffer?
<1> speaking of fag...
<8> where
<8> is thrasher here
<8> omg why didn't anyone tell me
<10> ?
<9> I guess this is gay gentoo, sorry to intrude on your party Smong_ and Stabby
<1> "smoke a fag" is a strange expression
<9> Smong and Stabby, that has a nice anal ring to it
<3> haha puffing on a fag
<8> hey thrasher
<10> hi
<8> thrasher7: uhm, running low on resources :(
<9> Stabby, isn't it hard for you to type with Smong's **** up your ***???
<3> no
<3> not really
<8> yeah my ****'s pretty small
<8> it's not really a ****
<1> "Smong and Stabby, that has a nice anal ring to it"
<1> haha lol
<8> more like a weenie
<9> Wow you are both highly skilled
<3> anal beads
<9> Don't know where to go from there
<8> thrasher7: 454 89 202
<10> Smong_: paste your numbers.. and how much can you hold?
<3> we use the computer like your boy in the movie ghost kneads dough
<9> You are both ****ing fags though
<3> you see
<3> we spoon and type at the same time
<8> thrasher7: how can I see how much I can hold?
<10> click your storehouse
<11> i am so gay
<3> good one dip**** :)


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