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<0> anyone here know awk real well?
<1> did xkill vanish with xorg 7 or am I just missing a USE flag?
<0> if Im catting a list of numbers outta a file and I want awk to add them all up
<0> and spit out a total
<0> whats the syntax
<2> RypPn: it's a separate package now. emerge xkill.
<3> i love william shatner
<1> bjorn: thanks, i managed to find it, masked, but at least its there :)
<2> :)
<4> stixx: I glined a state by accident last night ;)
<5> huh?
<4> needless to say, alot of ppl weren't happy
<5> oh
<5> yeah
<5> lol
<4> took out 10k clients or so



<5> funny
<5> oopsie
<5> maybe they all went out and got a life for a bit
<4> what is amusing about that is, I cannot set a gline on my own
<5> or just sat home eating chocolat bitching
<4> takes 2 other opers to type the exact same thing
<5> probably the latter
<4> to trigger it
<5> funny
<2> Enya - Amarantine
<2> <3
<6> :(
<2> you better be dying of you don't like enya
<2> everybody likes enya
<6> speak english
<6> < bjorn> you better be dying of you don't like enya
<2> oh you're one of those.
<6> no, im googling for random band names
<6> hold, my internet is running t3h slow
<5> random band names
<5> The Von Bondies
<5> they're fun
<5> and random
<7> why's apache sending mails to itself? :S
<5> it's lonely?
<7> oh
<5> even your webserver needs love
<7> right...
<5> hehe
<5> probably a cronjob or something
<5> sending stdout by mail
<7> uhm, no cron job
<5> *shrug*
<7> if so it would be there because i put it there, but i didn't
<5> don't gotta be cranky when you are asking the question
<7> well, cause i've got a lot of Jul 14 14:03:19 server postfix/qmgr[5132]: 8C23F164ED: from=<apache@domain>, size=884, nrcpt=1 (queue active)
<7> and Jul 14 14:03:20 server postfix/local[21578]: 8C23F164ED: to=<apache@domain>, orig_to=<apache>, relay=local, delay=7, status=sent (delivered to command: /usr/bin/procmail)
<7> in my /var/log/messages
<5> hehe
<5> track down the message
<5> and read
<5> :D
<5> it's probably in a spool waiting for yu
<5> su - apache
<5> mail
<5> or manually look
<7> oooh, it was cron jobs :O
<3> woot
<3> no more slow queries
<3> i havent seen them go over 1.5m either
<5> hehe
<5> =p
<5> *sigh* why do people doubt me
<3> that leaves 8gb free ram
<5> muahaha
<5> brute: tuned the buffers?
<3> not quite sure what i did
<5> hehe
<5> is it swapping all the **** to disk?



<7> think i should do something about apache's error log, it's 4.7G
<3> i changed alot of my queries to use sub selects instead of doing huge joins
<5> hahaha
<5> yes
<5> rollover
<5> ;)
<3> i cant wait until we upgrade to mysql 5
<3> we're at about 132 qps
<3> ive never seen the site this fast
<7> "bash: /bin/rm: Argument list too long" <-- evul cron job mails :(
<8> anyone experienced with qemu? got a problem with qemu not creating the tap inteface..
<3> brb
<5> ucky
<5> tobbez: find may work
<7> stixx: ls worked
<5> find <path> -type f -exec rm {} \;
<5> yes
<5> it would
<5> but rm wont if you try to delete all
<5> the dir is too big
<7> for i in `ls .maildir`; do rm .maildir/${i}; done
<5> if you use -mtime +51 or something it will blow away more than ...
<5> yeah
<5> that works too
<5> same **** as find -exec
<7> :)
<5> cd /var/blah && find . -name \*.dat -mtime +51
<5> **** like that too
<5> anyhow
<5> ti's all good
<3> i enjoy boobs
<5> that goes without saying
<5> personally i'm an *** man
<5> http://www.flickr.com/photos/sroeder/187442181/
<5> ;)
<5> i found this randomly in beijing
<5> expecting a squat toilet with no paper
<3> saw that
<3> lol
<5> and if ound one of the coolest toilets on earth
<5> man one restaurant i had to go down this halway into an apartment block with guys cutting **** with torches on the floor
<5> to find a squat toilet with no latch
<5> fierst one had some guy in there
<5> second had nothing
<5> your survival pack is wetwipes and paper
<5> or you will be very itchy
<3> http://static.flickr.com/30/57559727_9bfa8ef951.jpg?v=0 NSFW
<5> ooh
<5> nice
<3> rofl at flickr
<5> http://www.flickr.com/photos/singaporeano/81351129/
<5> i was there but didn't see them
<5> :(
<5> if i did i would need a cig and a chair
<5> :D
<5> view profile
<5> cowicide says:
<5> After seeing this I've decided to become a communist lesbian *** exhibitionist for hire.
<9> sick man
<9> there was this worm looking bug crawling on my desk
<9> it had a bunch of legs, so i guess it looked more like a centipede.
<10> how did it taste
<9> i watched it for a while, then decided to smash it with my screwdriver.
<9> it's not lunch time yet.. DUH
<10> poor bug
<5> hahaha
<9> now i'm paranoid, thinking they're crawling all over me.
<10> maybe they are
<9> i know!
<10> smashing is too rude, i use a lighter
<9> i actually didn't mean to kill it
<9> was more trying to brush it off the desk
<9> but it came apart when i touched it.
<10> that's what they all say in court


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