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<0> let him know
<0> the best way to cure him is to embar*** him and scar his mind
<1> 'cure' him?
<1> I don't think he has some sort of illness
<1> ohter than last night when I left for work he chuckled
<1> like he expect me to stay and help his ****ing punk ***
<1> when i was already here 10min after
<0> why are you still working there :(
<1> because i need a job?
<0> move up the corporate ladder!
<1> yeah right
<0> kill, or be killed
<0> dog eat dog
<1> yeah yeah I know
<1> It's honestly boring me big time
<1> Some people in my department egos are too large
<1> one guy here doesn't like programmers
<1> he says that they 'scare him'
<2> well guess what
<2> move up more
<2> you'll be bored more
<3> Start hunting for jobs elsewhere
<3> Move sideways
<2> gg, go back to phone support
<1> forget my job
<1> someone help me w/ GRSec :D
<1> well someone I know is looking for some web devs
<2> cut a hole in the cubicle wall infront of you and slide a dildo that lookslike a cock through with some katsup on it
<1> but I don't know much Java script :(
<1> s/much/any
<1> the key pressing is what really drives me mad though
<2> wow
<1> why the idiots put their hand wayyyy up in the air and then proceed to slam their hand into the god damn keyboard.
<2> i hope you guys are pusing keys
<2> pushing*
<1> so they hit it HARD and loud
<1> no no no
<2> oh
<2> haha
<1> pushing would be NORMAL
<1> that's what I do
<1> I press the keys
<1> enough so they display the character
<2> he's pecking at the keys only pushing hard like an old typewriter?
<3> My typewriter is ****in' loud
<3> I should hook it up to the box
<2> quick, someone go look that up and make fun of me if i didn't spell it right
<1> nastjuid: it's hard to explain
<1> it's not normal that's for sure
<1> most people just press the keys
<1> no need to lift your hand up and slam the god damn enter key
<2> bitrot: have you seen advent children?
<1> nastjuid: yes
<2> good
<2> I'm trying to get more people hooked
<1> I haven't seen the english dubbed ver
<5> nastjuid: our HR people regularly send out e-mails with bright yellow background and bright red text
<5> they argue that it's "easier to read"
<1> don't forget your god damn stationary
<6> send em pink on neon green back
<1> Yeah I argue that HR people are not needed
<5> hey, they're hot chicks!
<7> ticho: email back saying you are colour blind, why are they sneding you these blank emails ?
<5> good idea
<5> i just might do that next time i get one such e-mail
<2> that email is ****ing great
<1> god damnit
<1> why do people need to be walked through how to ****ing setup an email account in outlook express
<1> it has a god damn wizard
<1> I swaer to god the **** I did when I was ****ing 12 years old
<7> hehe welcome to my pain
<7> get customers like that all the time
<8> lol, check this one: http://www.thehumorarchives.com/humor/0001658.html
<7> had one guy claim our device was blocking his www access to outlook
<1> yeah dude
<3> There are no clever 12-year-olds any more
<1> 98% of the time it's some stupid app they ****ing have causing the issue
<1> "I can't connect to this smtp server on port 25"
<9> heh
<1> "okay we don't filter anything"
<1> "YEAH YOU DO"
<1> "O RLY"
<1> disable your ****ing norton bull****
<1> oh look at that it works
<1> you're right we are filtering that's why disabling software on your PC fixed the problem.
<2> "YOU SHOULD REALLY FIX THAT! THERE'S NO WAY NORTON WAS CAUSING THIS!"
<1> yeah that's the best
<1> and then there is the guy that calls up saying his **** is slow and it's not working but as soon as I pull the modem up it stops working
<1> that one confuses me because i don't know how me pulling hte modem up will solve his problem :(
<2> it's because he opened IE and got 404 cause his ISP's site is down and doesn't know how to use the address bar
<1> techincally all the modem tool does is poll the snmp strings
<1> that's it
<1> nastjuid: hehehehe
<1> he was getting 'slow speeds'
<1> not 'no internet'
<9> to much spyware on his computer
<1> could be
<1> dunno
<9> seen that a few times
<1> I'm not there
<1> yeah so have I
<1> I hope i'm about to see one in a second here
<1> I can't ssh to this router though
<1> I bet they aren't using ours anymore
<1> i love it when customers do that ****
<9> but ive also seen some really dumb things done to cable systems
<10> i just ordered sb platinum :)
<1> yep go figure every time
<1> they have our router
<1> they pay $25/mo for it
<1> they stop using it (plugged a belkin into it) and they never tell us
<9> heh
<2> hey, i'm getting really slow speeds too
<2> i should call charter and be like 'why is my **** so slow'
<10> lol
<2> then when they ask what my speed is i'll say 'about 3 mbit down'
<2> i bet i'd be able to sense the guy pissed off on the other side
<9> heh
<2> then i'll say 'You know, adelphia offers 6m down.. I had them at my last house, that speed was AMAZING'
<9> its not 6m down here...
<2> rilly?
<2> what do you get there?
<9> more ~5
<2> yeah
<2> but i'm stuck with 3
<2> 3!!!1oneshift-one
<9> but its been really iffy this past week
<2> how do they expect me to live
<2> on 3mbit
<2> actually, i'm fine with 3, i'd like it symmetrical though
<10> lol yeah
<9> dont we all
<10> i heart 786kbs up :)
<2> and i've talked with the supervisors at charter and offered 200/mo for 2m symmetrical
<2> they won't do it
<2> 256!
<2> i'm stuck at 256!
<2> there is not alternate plan!
<10> lol
<2> ...
<2> ****ing 2 met
<2> meg
<2> that's 1 less down than current and a bit more up, but who the **** is using much of their up anyway
<2> none of the grannies and kids downloading porn around here anyway
<10> 5mbs sym here is $3k
<2> heh, i had 5mbs sym at my last house for $35/mo
<10> wtf how
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