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<0> lol
<0> Why are they so weird....
<1> it ate the ham :)
<0> they didn't open it yet
<0> lol
<2> C:\> WIN
<2> Bad command or filename
<2> C:\> LOSE
<2> Loading Microsoft Windows ...
<0> wtf
<3> bitrot: can't fully switch over, I like to play games (with decent performance) and my p***word management program is holding me back, haven't found anything as elegant on the windows side.
<0> CannedBar: agreed :)
<3> s/windows/linux/
<0> penguin: that's some weird ****, that's a gameshow of theirs or something?
<3> if this laptop was 30% faster I'd just use wine, but alas, it is not
<2> CannedBar: p***word management = active directory?
<1> no clue
<1> it's still funnyt
<1> -t
<0> yeah but why is it funny
<3> rojo_: nah, AI Roboform
<0> and why would they think of putting ham in a cd player?
<0> They are up to no good I say.
<1> I think you're on to something
<0> I think they put these shows on TV so they can show them to us while they are really building WMDs
<1> I am interesting what more you have to say on this.
<1> And I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
<2> my wife just brought me a big ol' plate of fried chicken, corn and cheesy mashed potatoes
<0> just Email me at CrazyThinkso@consipracy4u.com
<1> Perhaps this is a conspiracy to get rid of excess ham or CD players.
<1> Or possibly both.
<3> bitrot: not president@whitehouse.gov?
<0> penguin: ooo never though about that
<0> penguin: you should be my editor.
<4> fried chicken, ham and wmds .. delicious
<1> :P
<0> CannedBar: it forwards to that address lol
<3> I'm sure emails with wmd in them are flagged
<0> who knows
<3> you'll be sent to gitmo for making ham based wmd's
<0> and frankly who cares
<0> lol
<4> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0yI2MQf8Tk
<0> we plan on destroying the country by clogging their arteries!
<0> they can't escape a ham sandwich
<2> wonder whether the president gets as much spam as I do?
<0> uhhh
<0> no
<0> probably more
<1> The streets will flow with the cholesterol-ridden blood of the non-believers!
<0> remember our president is an idiot
<0> so all those popups that come up i'm sure he clicks away
<5> http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/07/11/state.hackers.ap/index.html
<5> WASHINGTON (AP) -- The State Department is recovering from large-scale computer break-ins worldwide over the past several weeks that appeared to target its headquarters and offices dealing with China and North Korea, The ***ociated Press has learned.
<0> unless the whitehouse IT support staff makes sure that he doesn't do that since they ar so damn tired of cleaning his box up from all the h4xs
<1> Yarrrrrrr.
<4> you are a pirate
<5> bitrot look
<6> i heard somewhere that since Bush has been in office he hasn't checked his email.
<5> the u.s government
<5> cant even secure
<5> its own computers
<5> from internet hackers hahahah
<5> they probably use zone alarm for their firewalls
<0> _rynz-: uhhh where have you been for the past 8 years dude?
<5> at the state department
<0> i doubt that
<5> their probably to cheap to hire
<5> ccie 's
<4> can they type full sentences on 1 line?
<5> and ccsp's
<5> to do their ****
<0> _rynz-: now you may have a point there ;p
<4> can
<3> _rynz-: nmap whitehouse.gov to check.
<4> they?
<0> **** i'm not ccie but I could secure a network with more than zone alarm lol
<3> pwned 2x in one day...
<5> i was looking at some ccie books yesterday in barnes and noble
<0> CannedBar: i'm sure their VPNs are not secure
<0> remember that dude in the UK that got thrown in jail
<5> and the level of detail those studies get into is almost psychotic
<0> because he accessed the VPNs that had NO P***WORDS set
<5> bitrot, understandign security down to the last packet/voltage transmission
<5> they talk about designing hacks with electricity knowledge
<5> weird ****
<3> yeah, haven't you ever heard of a blottobox?
<5> no wonder theres only like 1,500 or some ccie's in teh world
<0> yea
<0> we have one of them :)
<0> Our corp does, why he doesn't leave I"m not sure.
<6> i'm dropping cables for a client that just moved offices. they are now in an old Taco Bell corporate building. When Taco Bell was there, they had only 1 person with internet access, it was dialup through AOL
<0> they must of gave him $ to stick around.
<5> they make like
<5> avg $140k/yr
<7> does anyone in here own a g15 and have it working ?
<0> _rynz-: I'm sure it's tough what i'm more interested in is how many people actually try to take the test and fail, versus the amount that p***.
<5> well i p***ed ccna on my 2nd try
<5> and studying for np
<5> but i wont even go that route, i cant devoute
<5> thousands of $$$ or the equipment
<0> CCNA i heard was pretty easy so they bumped it up a notch.
<5> and the study time
<0> i know that the CCIE test is pretty crazy
<0> the shove you in front of a network
<0> and then start breaking **** lol
<5> yep i saw one
<5> at a local comp that offers certs , big name in defense contractor town
<0> ah
<5> 15 switches, 8 routers, some pix firewalls, some vpn concentrators
<5> and they have a engineer from pearson come in, break it
<0> I wonder what they would do, i'm sure some DOS attacks to start out with lol
<5> and you get 2 horus to fix it
<0> oh
<5> with no clue how the network is setup
<0> so they only break one thing?
<0> that's not too bad
<5> thats like one part of the lab
<5> theres also written **** too
<0> but having no knowledge of the topology is kind of stupid
<0> they have to give you some information
<8> i'd hide an EMP generator somewhere
<0> not like networks around the world are not documented in some way
<8> see them fix that
<0> matja: lol
<3> bitrot: who says you have to put it back how it was
<3> you just have to "fix it"
<0> CannedBar: true.
<5> bitrot
<0> CannedBar: do you have a CCIE?
<5> heres an even harder variant of ccie
<5> ccie voice
<5> http://www.cisco.com/web/learning/le3/ccie/voice/index.html
<5> only like 15 of them
<0> huh
<0> didn't know that
<3> bitrot: yeah, I just configured the network so all incoming packets were broadcast...
<0> if you can p*** the hands on lab and written exam you're in.
<0> CannedBar: how annoying of you:)
<3> packets got where they needed to go :-P
<0> What equipment?
<3> imaginary equipment :-)
<0> imaginary?
<0> what the ****?
<3> yes, I don't have a CCIE.
<9> i know someone thats working on his ccie .. the guy is a cisco god
<0> I would imagine they would use some sort of CISCO gear......
<8> thats like having no gateway, a /0 subnet, and proxy-arping the entire internet
<5> bitrot
<0> CannedBar: oh lol
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