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<0> my dad's car is big
<1> im looking at 37" lcd's
<1> any suggestions. I like samsung/lg from what i seen at bestbuy and other stores
<2> samsung have made a few good panels
<2> and sony
<3> one of my friends is leaving the DOT (contractor) and asked if i want his job
<3> makes 65K
<3> i don't htink so
<1> whats wrong with 65k
<1> igu yeah, sony is expensive...
<3> well that would barely cover my bills here
<1> how much do you currently make
<3> and it would be a considerable pay cut
<3> more than that
<1> what do you do
<3> i work for the government



<1> I see
<1> well that narrows it down
<1> only like 5 govt jobs.
<3> being that you're in canada i'm not going to be more explicit because you probably dont know the government pay systems
<0> I asked if Apple products are overrated in #php
<0> everyone told me to stfu before I started a flame war
<0> ...
<3> haha nice
<0> some people are too ****ing stupid to even compare something
<0> Parse error: syntax error, unexpected ',', expecting T_FUNCTION in /usr/local/apache/htdocs/user.inc.php on line 75
<0> interesting.
<0> lol, remember the movie 'Twister'?
<0> and its official website? http://movies.warnerbros.com/twister/ lmao
<4> http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n155/duenes_/1337554737_l.jpg
<4> SFW
<5> wow still no credit from newegg.com
<5> i'm starting to get pissed
<5> the got the package on the ****ing 4th
<5> today is the 10th
<5> they've had long enough to inspect that bull****
<6> bomb them
<7> bitrot: they have to allow each employee an opportunity to get agression out on the package before they open it and give you credit
<6> Kai Tracid - Suicide (Trance & Acid)
<7> hehe: http://xkcd.com/c26.html
<8> YaBaNeYa shofai ehni kelhom klab ma7ad yefham ;p
<9> ya3ni? :P
<8> eh ya3ni laish matriden 7ajeya? lahya eb sheno ?
<9> la wallah madry shfeeh
<9> kan ba6ee2
<10> ugh i ****ing hate having to act as "INTERNET TECH SUPPORT"
<10> luckily i don't have to do it much but christ
<10> random fat ***hole #1 calls me and says, quite literally "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR INTERNET". i login to his CPE and verify that everything is fine. turns out, everything works just fine for him, but he's having a problem logging on to a particular banks website. **** you, stupid fat ***hole. you're the reason i hate the internet.
<5> CannedBar: they said they were behind and it should be completed by the end of this week
<5> that's a good enough answer
<5> but come friday I better see a $200 credit on my account
<5> wtf i told htis bitch to type her p***wod in and she put me on hold?
<5> what the hell is wrong with people
<10> man bitrot i have been asking myself that for years now
<0> bitrot: how good are you at php/regex
<2> php regular *** *yumm*
<0> regular expressions
<0> help me.
<0> people in #php keep whining I shouldn't do this with regex
<0> but I want to because DOM parsers **** when using improperly formatted documents
<5> Smong: decent
<5> pearl regular expresions FTW tho
<5> Smong: what are you trying to match?
<0> pearl.
<11> Smong: Just tell them to **** off
<11> You can do whatever you want to :p
<11> What you're gonna do is entirely up to you
<5> right
<5> like if you choose to bomb the hell out of #PHP
<5> that's YOUR choice
<5> and i highly encourage you to do that
<0> uh, <td width="300">\n\t\tTEXT\n\t</td>
<5> ugh
<5> i hate matching HTML



<2> agreed
<0> well, still, I need it
<5> you want to match everything between the <> and <> tag?
<5> td tags even
<0> no, only TEXT
<0> so uh
<5> well yeah
<0> I want to match everything BETWEEN "> and </
<5> so whatever is between > and <
<5> lol
<0> does that matter for a regular expression? I don't know what's between it, that's the point
<5> you can match anything between that
<5> that's some hard regex tho lol
<5> http://www.ilovejackdaniels.com/cheat-sheets/regular-expressions-cheat-sheet/
<0> what a faggot cheat ****
<5> http://www.tote-taste.de/X-Project/regex/printable.html
<5> that's more of a PCRE for PHP I think
<0> that looks better
<0> thanks.
<5> http://www.blazonry.com/perl/regexp_ref.php << that's good reference there
<5> so lets see
<12> anyone here done distributed memcache'ing with PHP's api (the one in PECL)
<12> bitrot: *.pengu.in auto +v, ja? :o
<5> drags: kind of
<5> depends on the host you use :)
<11> Smack that
<11> nana
<11> Silly song
<11> Most of my music is ****
<12> saying if I switch to evil I'll get it? how darksided of you
<5> how do i run just one line of perl from the CLI again?
<13> perl -e "foo"
<5> man i **** at perl
<5> ah there we go
<14> V
<0> thanks.
<0> oops
<11> I've been reading about python lately
<11> made the first usable program today :)
<5> ugh Smong sorry i was trying to help you in one lnie using perl -e but i **** and it keeps bitching bout my quotes
<5> even when I escape them
<5> so f it :)
<11> It only asks user for input and appends data to a .txt file, but still.. it works fine.
<11> :P
<5> XeruX: nice
<5> XeruX: now you can build a portagev3
<5> 10x slower!
<5> omg
<5> my stupid phone keeps losing service in my building
<5> so it's trying to find the network
<5> and all i hear is the interference on the LAN line
<5> I thought per FCC regulations that these cellphones had to be built so they WOULDNT interfere with other radio devices?
<5> EH?
<5> that's wrong or what?
<5> what the hell does the FCC do then
<4> make numerous people angry
<15> hmm, bitrot , you know apache @ gentoo? how do you get it to work with .htaccess? i tried changing "Allowoverride None" to "Allowoverride Options" in /etc/apache2/vhosts.d/00_default_vhost.conf
<15> but the only thing i get when trying to do "Order deny,allow" "Deny from all" "Allow from x.x.x.x"
<15> i only get an error
<15> internal server error when trying to access the website that i am using .htaccess for, and then apache stalls
<5> zykes: i set that in my main httpd i think
<5> one sec
<12> ok, I need to switch back to mutt, but in order to do so.. how do I switch between my regular pop mailbox and an imap mailbox? or can I get the imap to open in a folder inside of my regular Maildir style mailbox
<5> yeah
<5> i don't have anything specified in my vhost config
<5> I jsut set it on /
<15> ok
<15> i will try
<5> 111 <Directory />
<5> 112 Options FollowSymLinks
<5> 113 AllowOverride None
<5> 114 </Directory>
<5> ignore the line #s
<14> asl


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