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<0> all moms are annoying as hell :)
<1> failing to rebuild packages
<1> and dosnt really tell me why
<2> you gotta eat flu
<1> oih wait
<2> if you don't eat you will die!
<1> emerge: there are no ebuilds to satisfy "=kde-base/arts-1.3.2-r1".
<0> flu: heh
<1> shouldnt that package be off my system damn it
<0> flu: seriously?
<2> here, take this grocery bag full of dumb ****
<2> yes
<2> my mom is funny
<0> dogmeat: then add -arts in your USE
<2> everytime i see her, she gives me a grocery bag full of ****
<0> lol



<0> to take home?
<2> food, lightbulbs, screws, all kinds of weird ****
<2> yes
<0> yeah dde
<0> dude
<0> she's your _MOM_
<0> jesus
<0> it's her job to care
<0> she probably can't even help it
<2> helps me with fresh lightbulbs?
<1> uhm
<1> well
<1> like
<1> arts is isntalled
<1> but its 3.5.5
<0> flu: okay so she's a little off, big deal, she's trying.
<2> i bought $300 worth of those "long life" bulbs like 2 years ago
<2> her place, and mine are full of them
<0> flu: wow you have a lot of lamps eh?
<2> nah, i got a gift card when i bought my washer, and dryer
<0> i want today to be over
<2> what else am i gonna buy at lowes?
<0> i still have about an hour and 40min left
<1> god damn it
<1> why does it still see an instance of the old arts?
<0> flu: i dunno how about uhmmmmmmm a weed wacker?
<2> i wanted to buy a chainsaw, but it didn't seem practicas
<2> practical*
<2> i rent
<0> dogmeat: try regenworld
<2> i have no reason for power tools
<0> ...
<0> are you not man?
<2> i make a phone call, and some guy comes, and fixes **** for me
<2> i only have 1 ball
<2> does that make me less of a man?
<3> Hitler only had one nut
<2> really?
<0> that's the rumor
<2> i had testicular cancer as a child
<0> i'm not sure which person in here personally ****ed his **** to check tho.
<3> I've heard that before, don't know the veracity of it since Hitler never allowed docs to examine him
<0> ectospasm: he was probably ashamed of having the one ball
<2> haha
<2> i'm not ashamed one bit
<3> yep
<1> i did
<0> flu: i bet the teller knew you only had one nut
<1> and it dosnt fix the redevep issue
<2> i bet she did!
<3> consider yourself lucky flu, most of the time they take both of them when that happens
<1> it lists a bunch of packages
<1> to rebuild
<1> and then it says
<2> i bet that damn secuirty officer told her too!
<1> Calculating dependencies \
<1> emerge: there are no ebuilds to satisfy "=kde-base/arts-1.3.2-r1".
<0> flu: if you didn't walk around with your bits and pieces hanging out she wouldn't of known :\
<2> ectospasm, they wanted to turn me into a girl. 8X
<0> dogmeat: huh that's odd
<2> i was 2 years old



<0> how could they take the other one?
<0> that would **** everything up
<0> you need your boys
<2> yeah no doubt
<0> two is cool one you're still good
<2> mom said they wanted to give me hormones, and make a vagina
<0> but zero?
<0> wtf?!
<3> slightly less fertile
<0> flu: gah
<1> well
<1> **** it
<1> i dont need revdeprebuild to work
<1> atm
<1> just x11
<1> and it kinda is
<1> so yay
<2> yeah, then katepls would really be katepls heh
<2> i doubt i can have children
<2> !!
<2> that's what i should've told the teller!
<0> you have issues huh
<2> "hey baby, i only got one nut, so that means i can't get you preg!"
<0> mmmmm I don't think that would pan out very well.
<2> haha
<2> probably not
<2> i hate fridays man
<0> wtf
<0> i love them
<0> hardcore
<2> nothing to do
<0> two days off
<0> **** YEA
<0> well yeah
<0> i'm wasting time as well
<2> 2 days of sitting around
<0> trying not to pay attention to the idoit behind me that can't even master the art of drinking/eating without choking himself to death
<0> i swear if he starts choking i'm _NOT_ going to help him
<2> you shouldn't
<0> but I'm sure some other ***hole probably will
<2> you should hold other people back too
<2> and say "let him choke, he needs to learn his lesson"
<0> LOL
<0> that's something I would say too :(
<2> well, it's common sense man
<0> common sense? how so?
<0> not helping someone choke is common sense?!
<0> er
<0> not helping someone who is choking is common sense?
<2> how will he learn if people keep helping him?
<2> he wont
<0> jesus dude
<2> he wont die
<0> of course if he was choking really badly i would at least try
<2> just maybe p*** out
<0> he *COULD* die
<0> if he stops breathing
<2> so could you
<2> so could i
<0> well yeah
<0> I understand that
<2> now if you were choking him, it's a different story
<0> but his odds are increased since he has an object LODGED in his throat causing him to not breath well heh
<0> thus his odds of dying are increased 100%
<2> 100% huh?
<0> **** yeah
<0> object in throat and he is CHOKING?
<0> okay perhaps 90% :)
<2> so he is automatically dead?
<2> i'd say more like 50% increase
<2> i've choked before
<2> no one helped me
<2> i coughed it up eventually
<2> just like he would


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