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<0> lol the ice chomper stole like a dozen cookies from the meeting we were just in
<0> too damn funny
<1> anyone around?
<0> what i'm nobody?
<0> f u
<2> niceshot: bitrot?
<2> o.O
<2> another new name?
<0> just for today
<0> did you get your JUAREZ?
<2> yeeeaaaap
<2> hopefully this one works
<2> its the AMD patches so it should
<2> gunna try it in like an hour when my friend gets off school
<3> lol bitrot
<3> cookies
<0> boachan: no lie.
<3> heh
<3> thats funny
<0> he's devouring them now as we speak with his code red soda
<3> lol
<3> thats pretty funny
<4> i totally got rejected by a girl today
<4> **** was hardcore
<5> and ?
<5> theres another 3 billion females out there
<6> I take you haven't figured out how to handle rejection yet?
<2> rejection ****s :\
<5> she rejected ...fine...slut...stupid whore...move on...
<2> flu: maybe if you got over having the flu she'd want you
<6> The only response you need to give is "Your ***** stinks, anyway"... then just walk away.
<4> OmegaEvil, exactly
<5> bilateral, lol
<4> the bitch flirts with me constantly, then acts like i have aids when i ask her out
<0> flu: hahaha
<4> ****ing dumb bitch
<0> flu: did you spill coffee on her or something?
<5> flu, then dont be a muppet and respond to her
<5> player whore
<4> niceshot, my coffee pot is broke. 8(
<0> o right
<0> sorry
<5> ignore her flirt with her colleagues
<0> </ballbusting>
<4> i gotta go buy a new one
<4> OmegaEvil, this is a bitch at my bank
<5> loool
<2> o.o
<6> haha
<5> well what do ya expect ehr to say
<5> whe will hardly say in work sure ..lets go out
<5> she
<4> "sure, that sounds like fun"
<5> even if she wanted to...
<0> it's funny how you probably thought she was sweet and nice before you asked her out and she rejected you, now she's a filthy cunt since she didn't want to give you the time of day.
<4> dude, she says stuff like "so what are you doing tonight"
<0> Men rule.
<0> flu: she was trying to be 'professional' perhaps?
<4> and calls me sweetheart, or some such lameness
<4> no
<5> flu, and ?
<0> and doesn't know how to act professional?
<4> i watched her
<2> niceshot: hahahahah
<0> so you stalked her?
<6> Dude, my bankers ask that all the time.
<4> she doesn't do it to other guys
<4> yes
<6> They're not hitting on you
<4> i stalk everything
<5> lool
<0> flu: joo crazy dood
<2> its called customer relations
<4> no
<2> making you want to come back
<5> small talk
<0> rightttt
<4> this went beyond i'm telling you
<0> sounds like a PRO to me
<5> guess americans enevrr heard of it
<2> well if she started shoving your withdrawls down your pants then you'd have something
<0> OmegaEvil: we do, but we call it 'bull****ting'
<4> OmegaEvil, we have small talk every week
<5> if id go by that my stylists would be asked out all the time
<0> hahah
<4> the weird thing is, i didn't care till she rejected me
<5> lool
<0> i can't believe you have a stylist!
<4> now i want to keep asking her every week
<5> low self-esteem huh ?
<5> flu, grow up
<4> hah
<2> hah
<4> i didn't say i was going to do that
<2> flu: that'll get securit on your *** :P
<4> ooo
<0> please video tape it
<4> bank security
<0> flu: lol
<4> he might shine his flashlight on me
<0> or hit you on the dome with it
<4> ****
<0> :s
<4> i would bust his teeth out with my hammer the second he approached me
<7> you carry a hammer on you into the bank?
<2> hahahahah
<4> i carry it in my laptop bag
<6> You walk around with a hammer, and then wonder why a girl rejected youi?
<7> I carry a gun but not a hammer...
<5> and flu would go to prison
<2> bitrot: hahha
<5> police believe secuirty staff more than you
<7> OmegaEvil: aye
<5> specially bank security people
<7> cus they're low paid so you know they love their job to go there every day
<4> i will hit the police with the hammer too
<5> lol
<7> how big is this hammer flu?
<2> sledge?
<7> big enough to smash the bullets coming at you?
<4> just a normal claw hammer
<4> yes
<7> magic hammer
<6> That's a definte way to get some action, flu.
<4> i would dodge them
<6> ... in prison.
<7> oh matrix style
<4> haha!
<5> lets encourage him...
<4> i don't think i want prison action
<4> yeah, lets
<5> to beat the secuirty guard
<4> he's obviously too dumb to know all of this on his own
<4> oh wait!
<5> i bet the secuirty guard goes out with that chick
<4> i bet he does!
<4> the bastard!
<2> hahah
<4> maybe he will let me get in for a few bucks
<4> btw, it's security
<4> not secuirty
<4> khtx
<5> btw its kthx not khtx
<5> kthx
<4> oh noes!
<5> you must be a very sad person
<4> sad in what way?
<5> if ya even correct typos
<4> a typo you did twice in a minute?
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