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<0> because users are idiots and ***holes
<0> and make **** content
<1> beat u 2 it
<0> hah
<2> moebius, another idea i had which you'll like is that people could make their own swords
<2> so say you become a blacksmith
<2> you level up your sword making skill
<2> and you buy the materials
<2> iron, silver, a hammer, some wood
<3> just have scripted "areas"... so when you build a house you choose the types of rooms and how they tie together. that needs to get "approved" by some subsystem that runs some checks. Doors, check. Windows. Check. Not stupid, check. Approved.
<2> a spline editor in the game lets the user draw out on one side what he wants it to look like
<2> then it gets mirror lathed
<2> by an algorithm
<2> and you end up with a 3D version of the design you wanted
<0> you know what that would result in don't you
<3> big penis swords!



<0> EXACTLY
<3> that's what I would do. =]
<2> and...... demand for good swords would fuel the economy of it, so you'd make money for making better more artistic looking swords
<0> complete with balls probably
<2> as people want a cool sword
<2> lol epoch makes a good point ;-)
<3> I want a penis sword!
<1> lol
<3> quote me on that one.
<3> =]
<2> Decept404, lots of people running around with finely crafted penis swords?
<2> :-D
<3> actually, someone make PitDroid say "I WANT A PENIS SWORD!" every time someone mentions a sword.
<2> hehee
<2> what does he say if you say penis?
<0> lvl 9 fallos
<3> palisade, there is too much control, and there is not enough control. you need to draw a line.
<2> epoch, regarding the idea?
<0> i have a nice philosophy
<0> users want you to tell them a story
<2> epoch, i had another idea, years ago, and i was mad when i saw it in sims 2 :'(
<2> i shoulda patented it
<0> they don't want to do whatever
<2> epoch, what it was was
<2> you have a canvas on a tripod
<2> and you have the player sitting in front of it with his palette
<2> and a brush and you take a screenshot of the scenery
<2> and then you save that in an offscreen buffer
<2> and apply an oil filter to it
<2> then as the player brushes the surface of the canvas, you reveal splotches of the offscreen picture
<2> perhaps showing certain degrees of red/green/blue depending on which color he has on his brush
<2> i came up with it while i was stoned walking to a 7/11 with a friend back in college
<2> we were gonna get an entemanne's cheese danish and some gatorade
<2> they were out of cheese danish tho :-(
<2> got chocolate covered donuts and some milk instead
<2> geez it got quiet
<2> epoch, i don't want to draw a line, i want well defined areas of uncertainty
<4> mmm uncertainty
<2> i don't want the engine to have to worry about what it means to be a door, i just want to create the right environment for a door to be cobbled together with human intuition... taking advantage of the inherent physics
<2> same with everything else
<4> so you want to build reality palisade?
<2> i love the concept that HL2 pushed out there but didn't do enough of imo, which is making every material have a specific set of properties... like bouyancy, hardness, flammability, sound fx, density, etc.
<2> xor_mind, just a bad immitation ;-)
<4> i agree palisade
<2> if i give you some planks and the ability to glue them together arbitrarily.... you could make a home, a canoe, a bridge, etc.
<4> half life 2 was awesome
<4> the physics
<5> the physics is abit better here
<2> xor_mind, ya ;-)
<0> that's such a bizarre idea right there
<4> only if they had dynamic lighting!
<0> emulating reality
<2> xor_mind, did that game use normal mapping?
<0> imho there's a pretty distinct line between what parts of reality are interesting and the parts that arent
<2> Decept404, how about people getting married and spawning npc children that run around and make noise and become bothersome?
<2> <-- weird ideas
<2> ;-)
<0> that makes me think "I wouldn't pay for that" ;P
<2> HEHEHE
<2> ;-)
<2> would you buy it if there were tax incentives for begetting those children?



<0> probably not. the time would be lost and i wouldn't feel like it had a place in my life
<2> how about this
<5> this is probably between me and slz
<2> if you could climb trees
<2> like any tree in the forest, as long as it were climbable
<4> palisade: I'm not sure if it did or not, but I do know qualitatively that I couldn't destroy light sources such as lamps, wall lights, and the sun :(
<2> or... lets say you carved your name in a tree and it was still there later
<2> or you attacked someone coming out of his home and nicked the stonework and the piece that chipped off was still gone days later
<2> xor_mind, ya i remember that most things weren't actually destroyable
<2> xor_mind, their reality simulations only existed for those areas they had meant to be demoable for the purpose of showing off
<4> The greatest enjoyment in games to me is proportional to the level of interactivity I have in the game world, which includes creating and destroying the enviroment
<2> Decept404, what if... as a grand battle mage from the laige of cernasius, you were walking home one day and were attacked by a brute with a large axe, who happened to nick your stonework as you scrambled thru the front door slamming it shut, and throwing the bolt down
<4> I love in goldeneye how I could destroy 50% of the lights
<2> inside you quickly realize the brute isn't going to stop till he gets you, as the blade of the axes is visible from your side and there are splinters of wood as he cracks it down, thrust after thrust, attempting to bash through your door
<2> so you quickly pull out your moonstone and begin chanting a spell to open a gateway to any place better than this
<0> then i wake up, thanking god i'm not really that gay
<2> he hears you from outside chanting and swings faster, wood splintering everywhere
<6> must be either a very dull axe or a very thick door ;)
<2> the gate opens in midair and you run through
<2> thick door ;-)
<0> and i wind up in gaytopia, where similarly gay men can gay out in all their gayness
<0> the end
<0> sounds very realistic
<2> on the other side you quickly chant a cancellation spell to get rid of the gate so he can't follow you through, completely forfeiting the rest of your mana for the day
<2> on the other side he doesn't hear you chanting anymore, and realizes you're gone, so he walks away to find someone else to bother
<2> leaving the door in bad shape
<0> but you are forever in gaytopia
<2> hehe
<0> the door matters no more
<0> IN GAYTOPIA
<2> oh weird... telegard was a rip off of wwiv
<2> i think the bbs i was thinking of before was iNSTiNCT
<7> hey ;]
<8> yoyoyo
<8> what be the up my homies
<8> www.meshsoft.net/Outbox/Comedy-Armageddon(GerbilRadioBroadcast).zip
<8> lmao
<1> meshness
<1> lo hal
<8> moeyness
<9> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/4720374.stm
<9> lo gents
<8> mr Rangar
<9> MM
<8> hah
<10> haha!
<8> someone started at the gym? :P
<10> http://img485.imageshack.us/img485/3341/sadam4md.jpg
<9> tumbled down some baulders and landed in the local harbour at 1am this morning, was lots of fun ;)
<8> erm, yeeaaahh ;P
<11> <3!
<8> NEWWBELEEEIOEIEOOOOOOOOOO!#
<8> bewlpee5no.jpg!
<8> www.meshsoft.net/Outbox/bewl.jpg :D
<12> you guys want the best comics in the world
<12> http://cheston.com/pbf/archive.html
<1> is that really bool?
<8> yah :D
<12> hot mama
<1> he looks like he's going to mess up your life if you look at him wrong
<8> well, he was a sniper
<8> in teh army
<8> so dont be messing with his ***
<1> yeah i know lol
<12> oh ok
<12> so he must have crazy self discipline
<8> i think he was taking a pee
<8> and his mrs busted in on him
<8> and took that pic


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