@# Quotes DB     useful, funny, interesting





Google
 
Web www.quotesdb.info
Undernet  |  EFnet  |  Quakenet  |  Freenode  |  Dalnet  |  Ircnet  |  Galaxynet
Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14



Comments:

<0> welcome to the us taking over the internet
<1> they already control the world, whats wrong with them controlling the virtual one too? ;)
<0> cuz they ruin it and turn it to **** like they do everything else
<0> the govt that is
<0> i like living in america
<1> they havent really messed with the internet yet
<1> like the UN was proposing an internet tax and ****
<1> but if they start doing crazy things like CyrixLord said.. then yeah
<0> governments are stupid
<0> they never understand technology before they legislate it either
<1> its a bit like google offering free net to people in the bay area
<1> atm google isnt that evil and generally has a good attitude, but anytime there is a monopoly like MS in the os desktop market, then it means they can **** you on every turn if they want
<1> id like to see where this free vs pay **** ends up though
<1> if it does get to that point
<0> id rather die at the age of like 40 or so
<0> who the hell wants to get old



<0> some doctor has to probe your *** with his finger
<0> you piss yourself
<0> wearing daipers
<0> getting old sux
<0> thats why i eat bacon and drink bacon grease every morning
<2> haha
<3> http://www.2loop.com/hsound.html
<3> you need headphonse for that
<3> to be cool
<4> what im 36 and im not old!
<1> i dont think you piss yourself as long as you keep your uncircumsized penis clean
<4> i heard people that are uncut have a higher penis cancer rate
<4> some horrendous rate
<4> i personally would have liked to have been uncut
<1> yeah like apparently 9/10 people with uncircumsized penis's die at some point in their lives
<1> it's ****ed eh?
<4> omg yah
<4> thats what i heard
<1> what do you do for MS?
<1> id be bored out of my mind working for google or ms
<4> i *********e in teh corp bathrooms when they yell at me at warmeetings
<4> i work on teh dx
<1> "LETS ROLL"
<5> i like the night life baby
<4> what time is it
<6> Mon Jun 12 22:03:04 2006
<4> ooh
<4> i need to let my bird out for a spaz
<1> if you were running windows you could look bottom right
<4> im terminal servering
<3> lol
<4> to irc
<4> so no clox0r
<1> sure.. we all know MS uses BeoS to develop on
<4> huhu
<1> the microsoft kernel team is simply a team of hackers who decompile BeOS and run a compiler to make it MS
<4> huhu
<4> if it were that easy
<1> AmigaOS4life
<4> wed all be getting minimum wage
<4> oh wait
<4> i am
<1> isnt half of MS in india getting below minimum?
<1> ;)
<4> just kidding. plus tips im almost at 8
<4> hhu
<4> huhu
<1> "hullo this is microsoft would you like some curry with your support"
<1> "no we's don't know what a TPS report is"
<7> "Hullo this is PolesofT, would u like me to toss yer salad?"
<1> :D
<1> with either jam or syrup
<1> i prefer syrup
<1> you guys see this
<1> http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/05/23/AR2006052301328.html
<1> WTC7 completely rebuilt before we even know why the first one collapsed :)
<7> it collapsed from all of PolestaR's weight, he was on vacation there
<1> wasnt your honeymoon there?
<1> maybe you hit the right frequency with your humping to bring it down
<1> old 2 stroke ghaleon
<7> 2 strokes hard enough to take down two buildings at once



<1> lol
<1> someone should make a game about the WTC collapses
<1> you play George Bush and work out how to make Iraq look guilty
<7> I prefer the Jack Thompson inspired game
<1> because of it
<7> you played that?
<1> no"
<1> i forgot you voted for bush and hate it when i say that he made 9/11 look like iraq's fault
<1> im sorry mr red
<7> at least I didn't vote for herman munster
<1> Nader for 2020
<7> Darth Nader
<7> dang, I can't remember what the game was called
<7> I'm sure you'd like it
<7> it involved pee
<1> who the **** is Jack Thompson
<7> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Thompson_(attorney)
<7> he's Nader's right hand man
<7> http://imokgame.com/
<1> ah interesting
<1> he seems like an attention seeking jerk
<7> precizexactly
<1> i find it funny people who think "words" like "swear words" corrupt people
<1> omfg you heard the noise when someone says "****"
<1> your brain be corrupted!
<1> how do people like that get into power and actually even manage to surviev
<7> stupids people, the kind that vote for herman munster
<1> its kind of ironic in a way
<1> people like thompson make me want to be violent
<7> it'd be cool if he won a darwin award that way
<1> lol
<1> it sounds like a dare?
<7> lawlz
<3> <Litzer> I bought a $3200 escort to take me to the movies last night
<3> <mechanicvirus> a car or a hooker?
<3> lol
<1> you ever thought about killing your president?
<1> how would you do it
<8> http://www.car-tuning.it/immagini/imm_pag_sec/Accessori_sportivi/sr_spoiler1.jpg <-- wich one u'll choose??
<3> you cant type that on IRC
<3> see... Polestar
<3> you said those 2 words in the same sentence
<3> it sets off a flag in the FBI
<3> _Jah_ was an fbi bot
<1> i know, but i dont care
<3> he just capped all our ips
<1> how would you do it
<3> <blue_> [wned
<3> <fluffy> blue_: I like how you mistyped 'pwned' as [wned when pwned itself is an intentional reproduction of the common mistyping of owned
<3> <fluffy> I have a feeling that in a few years people will be typing \wned without any shred of irony
<3> lol
<7> ]Dwnd
<1> Ultyma you remind me of an 70's Dustin Hoffman movie
<3> you remind me of a pole
<1> like the ones found in stripper bars?
<1> its an easy mistake due to the number of women straddling me
<8> what about my freakin spoiler?? common.. gotta model one of those :D
<3> ;P
<7> flashed: I saw a spoiler made of duct tape over the weekend
<7> they all look really lame, but the top one is probably the best
<8> OMG
<8> that would be great :D
<8> duct tape and card board..
<1> all you need is a peg and a piece of cardboard on your car tire to make it sound cool
<7> PolestaR is a professional
<8> peg? not know what that is..
<1> lol
<1> Peg is a common term for a woman, you ever seen married with children?
<8> those things around a hole?
<1> peg is like something which clips somethign to something else
<1> you know like what you hang your clothes on
<8> yeah
<1> you use pegs to keep the clothes attached
<8> like a belt? heheh


Name:

Comments:

Please enter the result of the sum 63 + 46 (to avoid spam):






Return to #gamedev
or
Go to some related logs:

xomaru
#gentoo
#freebsd
#politics
they-mule
bioremidation
#mirc
IRC #politics rwx
#slackware
#computers



Home  |  disclaimer  |  contact  |  submit quotes