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<0> even tho no one else could see it
<0> cause my cubicle was in the corner
<0> i got har***ed about my wallpaper every five mins
<1> so why didn't you just change it
<0> but i coudln't get them to give me a new chair, other than a chair with the back missing
<2> post your wallpaper on imageshack ;)
<0> i did change it
<0> i ended up making it a black background because they didn't like my bf2 wallpapers
<3> should have just used a nice proper pr0n wall paper :)
<0> i tried lots of different inspiring wallpapers
<0> and they were just like, "MAKE IT BLACK AND BE DONE WITH IT"
<0> oh i'll show you one that they told me to remove because they said it made me look like a druggie
<0> one sec i got a link i think
<3> but wearing wallpaper would make the effect so much better :)
<0> they hated this one
<0> http://digitalart.org/artwork.php?ID=36880
<0> that's not the druggie one, one sec
<0> they said this one was unprofessional
<0> http://digitalart.org/artwork.php?ID=42948
<0> and also they hated the japanese so they didn't want me having anime or mecha
<4> heh
<4> huh thats almost like, tasteful
<4> :)
<0> they let me use this one but i got bored of it after a few months
<0> http://digitalart.org/artwork.php?ID=31608
<0> i'm the sort of person who likes to have a new wallpaper every week
<4> :)
<4> what sort of job was that?
<5> pretty cool
<0> working on turrets for the private and military industry
<0> making them rotate and aim
<4> ahh
<0> and integrating camera systems into them
<4> i see
<0> lots of reverse engineering of protocols for the cameras
<0> it was fun stuff
<4> :(
<0> just couldn't stand the idiots
<4> nod
<4> got anywhere to go now?
<0> they hired like four programmers who just sat around
<0> while i coded
<0> and they'd have meetings all the time
<4> ugh
<0> and spend three hours drawing a circle with the words "message router" in it and then spinning their wheels
<5> lol
<5> Palisade, where do u work?
<0> they claimed they were great analysts but they couldn't think past the first bubble
<0> i'm not revealing that
<5> I wanna work there
<5> LOL
<5> well, you should keep your code secret
<0> no they can have whatever i wrote
<5> put cryptic comments
<0> doesn't bother me
<0> they aren't smart enough to understand it
<0> they would break **** constantly while i was coding
<0> and i'd have to fix it
<5> so why isn't boss firing them
<0> it was like they were throwing boulders in front of me while i was driving
<0> boss did the right thing and got rid of me
<0> kept the smart programmers who can smile and say the right things
<4> and with company logo wallpapers
<0> i remember one day i had to imlpement a FLIR infrared camera in a single day
<5> LOL
<5> wait, the boss FIRED you?
<0> because lo and behold they had to ship it out to an exihibition
<0> and because they're all busy with their thumbs in their ***es, no one realized it until it was literally due
<0> so i spent 30 hours coding
<0> and didn't sleep
<0> and we got it out the door with 80% functionality
<0> more than enough for a good demo
<0> no bugs either, ran great
<0> well i was exhausted and the boss comes up and is yelling at me
<0> cause he's mad it only had 80% functionality
<5> LOL
<6> haha
<4> !
<0> and he says its my fault i didn't have it written
<5> haha
<6> I would have been pissed
<0> because he claimed he told me about it four days ago
<0> which is a lie
<6> dude, I wouldn't have put up with that **** I would have gotten a different job
<5> yeh me too
<0> because i recall him saying, "i know this is last minute, but we just discovered we have to ship tomorrow could you plz work on this"
<5> Palisade, are u the project LEAD in that circle of 4 programers???
<0> he was all candy and kisses when his *** was on the line
<0> Dr_Rambo: nope they made some incompetent ***hole the lead
<0> he couldn't program his way out of a paper bag
<7> he probably gives better head than you
<7> ;)
<0> apparently
<5> haha
<0> hehe
<4> warhead
<5> well, I would have quit that job
<5> long b4
<0> ya cept i loved working on turrets
<5> turrets?
<5> yhuh
<0> another thing is i got sick of being held back
<5> you work for defense indutry?
<0> they'd toss out new features i invented
<0> because they were, "unnecessary"
<0> it was a very anti-innovative place to work
<0> some of it was for defense
<0> some for surveillance
<5> ah
<5> I see
<0> i worked on projects for the navy research lab, and for the coast guard, and for homeland security, etc.
<0> but also for private companies here and there like GM, Siemens, etc.
<0> also got to visit an airforce base
<0> lots of guys with M16s
<0> was kinda freaky
<0> they told me if i walked anywhere i wasn't supposed to, they had orders to shoot any strangers, ask questions later
<0> so i stayed in the air conditioned server room
<0> i stuck a protocol analyzer on their fibre optics
<0> and logged our turret control protocol
<0> to see what the problem was
<0> we ended up helping them fix a number of bugs, which mostly had to do with how they configured their data rates
<0> but they had also configured the motors wrong
<0> someone went in there and goofed with settings, when we had already set them right
<0> prolly to get them to turn faster
<0> or just experimenting
<5> this is the M1A1 turret?
<0> can't talk about it actually
<0> had to do with nuclear defense
<0> so i'm pretty sure i'd end up in pound me in the *** prison hehe :D
<5> LOL
<0> shhh don't tell anyone but they have radar that can detect objects to within less than a meter accuracy :P
<0> its very ***y
<0> even goes through walls
<0> :O
<0> ;-)
<0> Dr_Rambo: dude rambo is the good guy
<0> :D
<8> omg
<8> as plai was at my hjouse
<5> haha
<9> YA SCRY
<5> pali, that's p***ive array radar
<5> nothing special
<0> Dr_Rambo: was new to me
<0> i guess i don't know anything interesting really but it was fun anyways
<5> they say it can even detect stealth fighters
<5> lol
<0> Dr_Rambo: wow
<5> because stealth fighters emits low level of radiation on surface
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