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Varp: Things are about to change. Help shape of the future of online gaming.

<0> saying it was shutting down on sunday
<0> the dev got fired and the thread got deleted
<0> so im not stupid you ****head
<0> go troll somewhere else
<1> Yes, things like this.
<2> oh snap with the quickness
<3> http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A51121/high/bmepb171269.jpg
<3> :o
<4> man
<2> that
<2> is
<4> that's an awful board to be a ghost on
<2> halarious
<4> the second you get eaten, it's right to the dungeon
<2> haha
<5> hey Stone



<4> mm
<5> i really wish Crystal Reports would work on my machine
<5> its got me stopped dead in development
<4> crystal reports?
<5> incoming Decept
<4> you use that as a dev tool?
<5> for a reporting solution
<4> huh.
<5> you have a bad opinion too?
<4> no, i've never used it
<4> i just hear all these awful things about it
<5> me too
<5> im interested to make my own reporting solution but that wouldnt be wise in my case
<6> Sharko has been downloaded 842 times since January 25th, 2006.
<5> thats awesome
<6> dude
<6> 500 of those were today
<4> wat?
<5> woah slz
<4> oh
<4> that's in the last week
<5> Stone, do you know much about stored procedures?
<4> in sql?
<4> i know what they are and what they're for, but no, i'm not able to make them
<4> I don't imagine they're much different than normal queries made general
<7> !search warez
<7> :p
<8> umomzen
<6> http://celebrity.aol.com/people/ataol/articles/0,19736,1155193,00.html
<9> !yomama
<6> she was always the midpoint
<6> her older sister was attrocious
<6> in the show
<6> gaah
<5> you seem heart broken slz
<6> i am
<6> she had a bad nose job too
<9> hehe
<5> http://www.realdolldoctor.com/
<5> http://www.realdolldoctor.com/Body1idx.htm
<5> lol
<0> lol
<10> StoneCydh, incidentally, stored procs are much different then normal queries. Lots more powerful.
<4> oh?
<4> how so?
<5> its a scripting language
<10> well for one they let you run code on the server itself
<4> yeah
<4> and they're usually compiled or state machines too
<10> in pgsql for example you can redefine basic operators or define your own operators that you can then use in sql code
<4> ... oh
<5> compiled on the fly i beleive
<4> that i didn't know
<4> MeshMan: depends on the database, and in some cases it can be either way.
<10> yeah, or implement processes on the server, and then just call them as functions from your sql code.
<5> SQL has really ocnfused me
<4> MeshMan: in oracle, mysql and sqlite at least, you can compile to an intermediate language and leave it that way, which makes them much faster.
<5> im just in a total loss on how to use it properly
<10> MeshMan, well I wrote a tutorial at one point for proper table design, so if you want to ask me qusetions, go for it. I've got maybe 5 minutes now before I go to sleep, but I'll be around as always tommorow.
<5> nah, its not that Gambit
<5> like, in one instance, i was told to always use stored procedures



<5> so im making SP for like a simple SELECT statement
<4> man, i didn't know you could do arbitrary operators in sql
<4> that's awesome
<4> that would have cleared up my linked list bull**** right away
<10> StoneCydh, heh didn't even think of that, though to be honest some of the things listed on that page are far more sophisticated then even what you could do with custom ops.
<10> MeshMan, Well, just as a matter of course, any time anyone tells you to "always" do something, they're wrong.
<4> well
<4> it's moot, i already implemented farey fractions
<4> but it's interesting to know about another option
<10> StoneCydh, the custom ops might have made the /usage/ easier, though, that's definitely true.
<10> yeah think you could stick your farey impl up somewhere I could have a gander at it?
<4> yeah
<4> i'm at the starbucks right now
<0> I thought chanfix came in and opp'd people in channels
<4> remind me when i get home
<0> :|
<5> it does Ultyma
<10> Ultyma, only if you fulfill the requirements.
<0> we've been opless for like 4 days
<0> lol
<5> tell everyone to /hop :D
<0> they are all afk lol
<10> Ultyma, then set up a bot to spam a rejoin to a seperate channel until everyone does.
<0> :P
<4> spam\nspam\nspam\nspam\nspam\nspam\nspam\nspam\nspam\nspam\nspam\nspam\n
<10> I remember doing that in #C, of all places, more then a few times.
<5> ?
<0> :P
<5> what dya mean
<5> a rejoin spam
<0> omg im such a noob
<0> i thought you said C#
<0> and i was like.. wtf.. how do you do that in c#
<0> spammer
<0> im catching up to slz
<0> ive got 6 points now
<0> theres only 3 of us playing though
<10> in what?
<0> Spot the Spammer
<0> anytime someone joins the channel and quits immediately with Connection Closed or excess flood, you say spammer
<0> and whoever says it first gets a point
<0> slz has like 18 , i have 6 and someone whos name starts with a K has 2
<0> :D
<5> what logs it Ultyma
<5> Gambit, you around?
<4> Gambit is a myth
<4> A figment of your imagination
<10> Yeah, but not for much longer.
<5> Im thinking of having a kind of config table.
<5> I want a value for like "Next PO Number" which starts 100000
<5> and increments by 1 each time i request it
<10> yup
<5> i have quite a lot of variables like this
<5> now, would it be wise to make the table Key, Value
<5> or have each unique item in a column and 1 row
<10> What rdbms, incidentally?
<5> MSSQL
<10> blar
<10> anyways, wouldn't you want your PO number to be an Autonumber?
<4> i think mssql supports AUTO_INCREMENT
<10> or AUTO_INCREMENT or SERIAL or whatever it's called
<5> i have to increment it manually
<10> forsure it has one, I just don't know the name
<10> nonsense
<5> of course i do
<4> well
<4> yes and no
<4> there is no AUTO_INCREMENT in the SQL standard
<10> there has to be some sort of autonumber field in it.
<5> of course there can be
<4> but since mysql implemented it, a lot of other databases have followed suit
<5> but this table isnt being populated
<10> even /access/ has one.
<10> StoneCydh, access has had one for /decades/ now.


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