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<0> and take 3 of them
<1> no
<1> the alarm will go off
<1> and i wil lgo to jail
<1> :(
<0> then eat fast
<0> wrapper and all
<1> hrrrm
<1> i guess i'll get my sammach
<1> brb
<0> you need to start bringing beer to work
<1> i do?
<0> yes
<1> ok
<1> i usually bring vodka though
<1> cuz it dont smell
<0> oh
<0> yes
<0> vodka is fine
<1> i smoked an L with the MP's earlier
<0> you can bring it in a rubbing alcohol bottle
<1> out by the dumpster
<2> the members of parliament?
<2> military police?
<1> the military police
<0> and then just keep telling people that you got a paper cut, and need to go to the bathroom and clean it out
<1> JPres: i just put it in a water bottle
<1> and then it loks like i am being healthy
<3> i **** like 4 times yesterday
<3> i dont know whats wrong with me
<1> i **** that much
<1> so nothing
<3> i usually **** once or twice
<1> o rly
<1> is ti fun?
<4> ****ting rocks
<4> i love a good poop
<1> especially when you do it on you gf's chest and she squishes it between her boobs and then you titty **** her
<3> i **** boots and tin cans
<1> ?
<4> yeah
<4> then you lick it off
<4> because you love the taste
<1> no way dude thats gross
<1> why do you always have to make everything gross
<4> dude that **** tastes good
<4> omfg
<0> not all **** is good
<0> I mean, most of it is
<0> but not all of it
<1> lets be honest, no one here (except zb) would **** on anyone and enjoy it
<4> i enjoy ****ting in the toilet
<0> I would
<4> and looking at it when i'm done
<4> and feeling proud
<1> turtle_: would you **** on your gf?
<0> I will **** in your casket when I attend your funeral
<4> no way
<4> it would smell horrible and get all messy
<0> Allah willing
<1> would she **** on you
<0> oh
<0> speaking of significant others ****ting on each other
<0> I need to look for a good digicam with bluetoof
<1> yes
<1> i wish this **** would hurry and be for sale http://eye.fi
<1> i'd buy it
<0> haha
<0> that is laughable
<1> ?
<1> :(
<0> dude
<0> that **** would never work
<1> right
<1> it will work aobut as well as blutooth
<1> so shut your flan hole
<0> I'm sure your digital camera is going to understand how to connect to a windows share or some****
<1> yeah i am sure it is
<1> thats exactly right
<1> you know all about a product that isnt even out yet
<1> DO NOT MAKE ME HARM YOU
<1> igot homies in the struggle on the streets
<1> soldiers of fortune
<1> they will break you down
<1> i dont know what IDH means but i am sure its an attack on me
<5> it means In Da Hood
<1> yeap
<1> an attadk on my street cred
<5> you don't have any street cred dude
<5> how many people have you killed?
<5> none.
<5> that's how many
<1> i am gonna get the north eastern west side 123rd crips on your ***
<5> dude
<5> haha
<5> you don't get out much do ya
<1> ?
<5> we took those jokers down last week
<5> they are all dead
<1> bull****
<1> they iz like 100 strong
<1> straight soldiers
<5> not anymore
<2> thank you
<5> heh
<5> PWNT!
<1> :(
<6> hello
<1> WHY YOU GOTTA BE FRONTIN SON
<1> DIS BE M-SWISH
<7> shut your hole.
<1> NO ONE BE FRONTIN ON ME
<7> or i'll shut it fory ou
<1> :(
<7> okay, so you've chosen the second option.
<8> whatever
<5> damn yo
<7> oh it's Murex
<2> i didn't know it was murex
<5> Murex about got put down
<7> me either.
<9> heh
<7> i thought it was just J Random Dumb***
<8> yeah Murex is my white slave name
<9> we were joking about a record deal earlier
<8> i prefer to be called M-Swish
<10> MMM-Fish
<10> thats my new name
<1> i prefer my street name
<9> murex is retreaded?
<11> 6: please be sure to not use lube
<4> HI
<11> sigh!
<9> HELLO
<12> hello
<8> hi baby
<1> :(
<4> HOLY CRAP
<12> ?
<8> i guess i will go by my white slave name
<8> to make you all happy
<12> you've never been a slave to anything your entire life unless you could alcohol
<12> could/count
<8> :(
<4> i want a slave name
<8> you have one
<8> its turtle_
<12> turtle_: Fro-munda
<6> EXT3/fat32/NTFS etc etc
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