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<0> they do it all the time it's so annoying
<1> we going BACK IN TIME
<1> turdle, does it show that you paid it?
<0> no
<1> maybe you are a month behind
<0> i'm not
<0> they're just retarded
<1> but maybe you are
<0> i'm not
<1> but maybe you are
<0> i pay every 3 months
<2> you should pay your bills on time
<1> yes you should
<0> u guys r dum
<0> bum ubm dum
<1> at least we aint bums



<1> ok
<1> bye all
<2> bi bi
<1> have a nice birthday murex
<2> i will try
<0> i'm going to smoke pot
<2> excellent
<0> very
<2> i have BET on
<2> hoochie women
<2> bubba sparkxxx
<3> hmm
<4> http://break.com/index/crazyfox20.html
<4> heheh
<5> redrum
<2> :(
<2> now i am scared
<6> i am not high and drunk
<6> respect Murex-
<2> you should be both high and drunk!
<2> i command it!
<3> droned++
<6> Murex-: i was being sarcastic
<2> oh good!!!
<6> how are you man
<7> Hello, are there any open source programs that can analyze syslog(s), with indepth degree that MARS can?
<4> MUREX YOU ARE GOING TO HELL FOR THAT.
<8> shuh; i daresay.. wrong place for that question; but a reasonable question anyway..
<4> MARS is the god of WAR. Of course it makes WAR on you syslog.
<7> well jontow, i got this plethora of syslogs thats just
<7> collecting dust
<7> mars is mad expensive though
<4> or something.
<7> even the cisco mars 20 is like
<7> 15,000
<4> get a dustbuster.
<8> Shuh: browse the ports collection.. 'sysutils' may be a nice start
<8> i think there are many.. i personally use multitail as a third arm..
<8> and screen as the 4th, 5th, and 6th arms..
<4> jontow
<8> who knows if they are similar to MARS (the god of WAR) or not..
<9> asym: bring OLD COMPUTERS
<8> never used MARS, honestly.
<8> asym.
<4> jontow
<9> and ***ORTED METALS
<9> to shoot
<4> wanna see MY 3rd arm?
<0> wow that lady int hat video is bat**** loco man
<8> asym.. no.
<4> turdle ;)
<4> YOU ARE GOING TO HELL, MISS
<8> i've seen the zbright smiley
<8> that is plenty
<4> heh
<4> ax.. hmm
<8> my eyes are still scarred for a reasonable period of time
<4> you should come get it instead.
<8> where is that zb^3 wanker anyway?
<4> that way I don't have to carry things.
<8> i haven't seen him making obscene comments in a long time



<4> probably he died.
<7> ./..255%c/..255%c
<7> mt
<4> he was sick as hell all the time and whatnot.
<0> i think i've seen this lady before
<10> i was scoring roadkill points today
<4> she was on that show before!
<7> jontow, just reviewed what the package offers
<10> all on accident
<7> it seems nothing in real time analysis as mars
<7> sigh
<10> a turtle crossing the road and a small bird
<4> Shuh: get some skills and write something
<4> processing syslog **** is not hard. perl does it in its sleep.
<8> and also in its awake loops
<4> how about you GIVE to the community rather than keep TAKING.
<8> but yes .. mostly in its sleep()
<4> heh
<10> i actually may have missed the turtle, i tried to swirve
<7> its a time issue
<10> the bird flew right into my grill
<0> haha she has 8 sons AND 8 daughters?
<4> I don't wanna hear it fatslapper.
<10> more kids than miss wayans
<4> you got the time to be doing it right now but you're whining instead.
<4> ax send me an email
<7> asym, do they not teach iso 9000 in new hampshire?
<7> heh, brb
<4> teach it? it's not a cl***.
<10> haha
<4> it's a YOKE they use to keep the WORKIN MAN down
<4> oh believe me I know!
<4> AX SEND ASYM EMAIL
<9> ?
<4> JUST DO IT
<9> done
<2> hi
<2> i am drinking a red bull
<4> I don't believe you ax
<4> i didn't get it
<0> what a liar
<2> ?
<11> lol
<11> http://seer.support.veritas.com/docs/254374.htm
<11> To counter-attack growing security threats, a strong system administrator p***word (sa p***word) is required.
<11> i wonder which indian wrote that up
<11> default sql msde pw issue with veritas install
<4> NOW IT GOT IT
<4> well i got a spam
<0> damn dirty spam
<2> man i have to do more work
<2> :(
<2> i hate doing chores on my bdaay
<12> Pay someone else to do them.
<2> well
<2> k4r3n has been doing alot more then me
<2> i got up under the house
<2> wired up the outdoor speakers for the patio
<12> Pay someone to do the chores she usually does, earn bonus points.
<12> Maybe even a birthday bj.
<2> so thats good for the party tomorrow
<2> oh she promised me a bday bj later
<12> Lovely.
<2> i need to burn some movies to watch tonight
<2> and charge my precious
<2> so i have battery
<0> yeah charge it!!!!!!!
<12> previous = vibrating anal beads?
<12> s/previous/precious/
<2> my ibook
<12> Hm, I don't think you should try putting that in your anus.
<2> me either
<2> but i will hug it
<2> and tell it i love it


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