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<0> i moved from bham to hsv about 6 months ago
<1> stable current is 6.1 right?
<1> cool :D
<2> how did you get another Saturday off of work Murex?
<3> he is at work
<0> ?
<0> i am at work
<2> what?
<2> how can that be?
<0> ?
<2> you said you were looking for music on the interwebnets
<0> well yes
<0> i am
<2> oh
<2> you must be on your lunch break then.
<0> i am building an elite pandora station
<3> his 8 hour lunch break
<2> a what?
<0> pandora.com
<2> that sounds like some top secret nasa work
<0> it is
<2> wait
<2> that is just internet radio
<3> or is it?
<2> um
<0> wel yeah its internet radio
<2> I'm not feeling very good about the money that i had deducted from my last paycheck.
<0> but its neat
<3> internet radio... with secret hidden messages
<2> do you not care about the taxpayers at all?
<0> nope not one bit
<2> this suidperl **** is dum
<0> **** the taxpayers
<3> if Murex cared that would be a total of one government employee that cared
<2> l/og comment Murex
<3> when you pay taxes just ***ume it is being flushed down the toilet
<2> I need a sharpening stone
<2> I also need to poop
<2> I will be back
<0> i want a cog
<0> err cig
<0> brb
<3> keep us informed of your bodily functions
<2> and I want a report on what work you have done between now and then, at that time Murex.
<0> ?
<4> did you move your bowels, yet?
<0> no
<4> insolence!
<3> probably a tumor
<0> i dont poop at work
<3> I do sometimes
<3> in the handicap stall
<3> lots of room
<0> no way here
<3> our bathrooms are pretty clean
<0> there is this fat *** dude that always goes in there and lays out something that smeels like what i imagine a rotting beaver smells like
<3> our last office had some horrible bathrooms
<0> and he gets **** all over the bowl and leaves it all ****ed up
<0> pubes on the seat
<3> one time there was blood smeared on the floor of one of the stalls
<0> **** that
<3> I always use some tp to wipe down the seat
<0> i'm not touching the seat
<0> unless im in hazmat suit
<5> that reminds me of a really good quote
<3> well then you could just **** in the suit
<5> http://bash.org/?46112
<3> all righty then
<5> http://bash.org/?search=Blaxthos&sort=1&show=100
<5> hahahahahahhahaha
<2> I am back
<2> what have you done in the last 31 minutes Murex?
<0> nothing
<0> i logged into myspace
<0> i listened to music
<0> and i farted once
<2> oh really?
<2> are you serious?
<2> I am afraid this will have to go into your permanent file.
<0> yeap
<0> i also looked for some music to download
<5> about to drop a bad*** pink floyd remix on radio.bmj.net
<0> i am sorry
<5> teh machine dude
<2> why does pink floyd need to be remixed?
<0> but pink floyd ****s, as does any remix there of
<2> what?
<0> you cant polish a turd
<3> Murex only likes music that ****s
<2> that's it
<0> and pink floyd is a turd
<5> WHAAAAT
<2> Murex, turn in your safety award, and go home.
<0> am i soeaking spanish?
<2> hmm
<0> PINK FLOYD IS A BUNCH OF WASHED UP TALENTLESS HACKS
<6> heh
<5> here we go
<5> jump on this ****
<2> I bet arubin is unaware of the honor that was bestowed upon Murex by the NASA range safety officer.
<5> WELCOME MY SON
<5> WELCOME TO THE MACHINE
<0> yeah dude i am like a safe employee and such
<2> god
<2> Kingdom of Heaven is sooo epic
<6> that movie ****ed.
<3> yes it did
<6> it ****ed almost as much as alexander
<2> I think it's too deep for me
<0> alexander is like the worst movie i've ever seen
<6> =)
<0> 3 ****ing hours of nothing
<3> have you seen Pearl Harbor?
<6> horrible.
<0> no i didnt
<3> three hour Michael Bay turd
<6> pearl harbor was horrible.
<3> yes, it was atrocious
<0> i saw "ben affleck" and thats all i needed to know
<6> chasing amy was ok
<0> well yeah
<3> if we could get together several actors like Ben Affleck and Tom Cruise we could probably make a movie that would cause the universe to implode
<6> one of the only movies that he was in that didn't ****.
<0> arubin: hahaha
<0> i am pretty sure that would happen
<2> dude
<3> Brendan Fraser
<0> oh god yes
<0> what a ****ing toll
<2> Ben Affleck, Tom Cruise, Val Kilmer, and keeanu Reeves
<0> tool
<3> hmm
<3> Val isn't that bad
<3> certainly not in the same league as those others
<2> yea
<2> I'm sorry
<3> I mean, I'd hit it
<2> I was grasping for a 4th
<0> david chappelle
<3> Pauly Shore
<2> John travolta?
<0> screech
<2> oh man
<2> did screech get evicted?
<0> i think so
<2> haha
<0> no one gave a **** about him
<2> **** him
<2> how could that guy be broke?
<6> screech
<6> heh
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