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<0> 2. "hero" is a corrupt cop
<1> is it like COP ROCK
<0> played by michael chiklis
<0> dude it's a bad*** show
<0> but you have to watch it in order
<0> let me know when you have torrent client
<1> is this HBO?
<1> i will
<0> FX
<1> o
<0> but you'd think it was HBO
<0> <--- ex cop
<0> this **** is the real
<1> no ****?
<2> the christians all hate FX this week
<0> yea



<1> why
<0> because it is true to the difficulties facing law enforcement
<2> i guess some show on FX depicted some guy unzipping/kneeling-in-front-of some other guy
<0> how to justify being a dirty cop
<2> and the christians were all about
<0> uh
<0> number6
<2> OMG TEH GAY ON CABLE
<1> hahaha
<0> first season had two guys making out / smoking cock
<2> hot.
<0> like, it looked ral
<0> real
<2> cocksmoking++
<0> first season was like 2001
<3> he was bad *** in The Shield
<0> who ?
<0> chiklis ?
<3> I watched 4 seasons of that strait through
<3> yea
<3> he was a corrupt cop
<3> was ****ing awesome
<0> still is
<2> the way the stupid christians act, you'd think someone were holding a gun to their heads, forcing them to watch everything and anything gay that could be found on calbe
<0> season 6 starts in april
<0> rumor has it they've extended throguh season 7
<2> like
<3> 6, I got that audio book of Mein Kampf for ya
<2> i don't watch The Church Channel and then act all offended that i saw some stupid christian
<2> because that would be stupid
<3> I'm setting ya up a streaming server so it gets played on join here
<2> i don't watch those channels, because i know they're dumb and offensive.
<1> i used to love watching the 700 club all baked out
<0> hahahaha
<0> you guys seen the farting preacher ?
<1> heh yeah
<1> cl***ic
<2> but it seems like these stupid religionistas have to watch channels they know are going to offend them at times when programs are on that they know they'll find offensive.
<0> http://video.bmj.net/fp4.wmv
<1> what's that guys name?
<1> the preacher
<2> i believe that is Robert Tilton
<1> yeah!
<1> i couldn't think of it
<1> haha totally
<4> i am here
<1> hi murex
<1> !
<4> good evening jlott and Number-6
<4> how are you gentlemen
<2> Murex-: are you praising jesus today
<5> Murex, have a beer
<4> of course i am, i *********ed 4 times
<4> deadnow: i can not sir
<1> why not
<4> not 3 days in a row
<5> I joined "bapstistmeetpeople.com"
<1> o



<2> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Tilton
<4> too much
<1> i love wikipedia
<1> even though probably 1/4 of it is false
<5> ey
<5> it's on teh web, it's true
<5> everything on this website will surp*** anything you've seen on others
<1> i wait with baited breath
<5> it will have a certification
<5> a cert of truth
<1> CERTIFICATION!?
<1> OF TRUTH?!
<5> so you can trust it
<5> how else can you tell truth?
<5> it's gotta have a cert
<1> yea
<5> from the official truth certifiers organization
<4> i have a cert
<5> otherwise known as OTCO
<1> me too
<1> a bunch
<4> i am certified in sitting on my *** and farting
<5> there is only one catch
<5> I am the only person who can certify the OTCO
<1> omg im studing that right now
<5> there's drugs for that now
<1> im trying to **** the fart back in halfway through the fart so i can double fart
<1> it's tricky tho
<5> I saw them in a superbowl ad
<5> this guy was like farting and...
<1> when is the superbowl?
<5> he took these drugs and...
<5> he stopped farting.
<1> what? i want more farts, not less
<4> yeah me too
<5> they have drugs for that too
<5> the FartMore(tm) drug
<4> what kind of man would dare fart less
<5> however, if you fart for more than four hours
<5> See a doctor
<4> but stay down wind
<5> my farts don't stink
<5> except, well, this one time
<4> and the opne before it
<4> and the next one
<5> I was locked in a small area with this guy
<5> it was a question of waiting for this machine
<5> I was hoping to get it first
<5> so I farted
<5> after about 30 seconds
<5> he looked at me in disgust
<5> and left
<5> so i got the machine
<5> he called me a disgusting pig
<5> so this is just another example of how farts can be used in the workplace
<6> that's fancy
<5> turtle, did you get a hair cut yet?
<6> yeah dude want to see
<5> how can you expect a career in the military looking like that?
<6> http://loveturtle.net/~turtle/me2.jpg
<5> I'd go down on that
<4> i'd motorboat your fat rolls
<6> thanks!!!
<5> she has what? 3 stomachs?
<6> she?
<5> it's a guy?
<6> uh yeah
<6> look at the balls
<5> heh
<6> chicks don't have balls
<6> usually
<5> I need that zooming IE
<7> :(


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