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<0> heh
<1> that joke wasn't funny the first time
<2> ya this client supports that
<1> nor the subsequent 70000000 times i've heard it.
<1> U R NOT TEH FUNNEH
<0> its not a joke
<0> happy endings are no joke
<1> no it isn't. jokes are sometimes funny
<1> and your comment isn't
<0> hapy endings are enjoyable
<1> and if you want one, hire a hooker
<0> if i hire a hooker it wont be for handjobs
<3> wasn't SF discovered by some Spanish explorer?
<3> was it Drake?
<3> oh wait, he was English



<3> Time Remaining: 6 hours 54 minutes
<3> wtf is Murex
<3> isn't he off on Mondays?
<4> http://xs511.xs.to/xs511/07042/universe5py.gif
<4> http://xkcd.com/c210.html
<5> hi
<4> ho
<5> did you just call me a prostitue?
<1> deadnow: Gaspar de Portolo
<5> well then who is Francisco?
<1> named after St Francis
<5> o
<3> isn't there a street in SF called that?
<3> Portolo?
<4> jlott: are you a pro?
<5> a pro ho?
<4> yeah
<5> no im a part time amature :(
<3> I'm going to go in a vide ripping frenzy
<3> s/vide/video
<5> but i have aspirations of becoming a professional
<1> deadnow: Portola
<1> not sure if it's meant to be the same name
<1> http://www.cr.nps.gov/nr/travel/ca/ca33.htm
<1> that's right near my place.
<3> that's right, it's Portola
<5> Gaspar is a pretty good name
<1> portola turns into Market
<3> is Fort Point still closed to the public?
<1> no idea
<3> I want to die in a two bit apt in Haight Ashbury
<3> my goal in life
<5> who died there?
<3> many people
<5> hahah who is that in the topic
<6> i too want to know the answer to that
<3> there's someone in the topic?
<1> is the URL worksafe
<5> in the url
<5> yeah
<1> that is Alan Cox
<5> ohsnap
<1> demonstrating how Linux code is written
<5> hahah
<5> dude needs to trim those nails
<3> ok, one more beer and that's it
<5> yeah right
<5> you can't stop
<3> I can too
<3> I'm outta beer
<5> :(
<5> im sorry for your loss
<5> my heart goes out to you and your empties
<3> well it's a good thing
<3> so if this ipod is 30 gigs, I can get like 20+ movies on it
<5> probably
<3> depending on size, 3-060
<3> 30-60
<5> what's the filesystem/os overhead on those things
<3> dunno
<5> find out and report back immediately



<3> but it's so cool
<5> i have no use for them
<5> i listen to music at home/in the car
<3> what if you were on a long flight and needed to review your porn collection?
<5> i use my MIND
<7> i love that pre**** feeling
<3> good trick
<8> wan, when we start oppin protocols?
<5> me 2 murdrface
<8> next thing you know that **** peer will be back...
<3> murdrface, and when it comes out, it's like ***
<7> [S+Z] ipv6 Nickname is already in use.
<7> arp is oldschool
<7> ha ha get it
<7> man i have to clean up
<7> and get my **** on
<7> probably inthat order
<7> girly coming over tonight for stiffcock
<5> vrrp is available
<7> [S+Z] hdlc: No such nick/channel
<1> [16:10] There is no such nick igrp
<9> should ban udp!*@*
<7> [S+Z] EIGRP : oof@iraq.got.pwned.by.our.army.li (EIGRP is a Cisco-proprietary routing protocol) [Liechtenstein]
<5> EIGRP [oof@iraq.got.pwned.by.our.army.li]
<5> hah
<7> THEY HATE OUR FREEDOM
<7> we're freedomlovers
<7> they're freedomhaters
<10> exactly!
<5> what tdl is .li
<10> we are also liberators
<1> i'm a freedomwanker
<1> i will wank your freedom.
<5> lithuania ?
<5> AMIRITE?
<7> i command you all to watch The Shield
<7> all five seasons
<7> from start to finish
<5> never heard of it
<5> plz explain
<1> .ru--
<1> that reminsd me that i haven't run vodkablock since i rebooted.
<7> seriously ?
<7> you've never seen The Shield ?
<5> yeah
<1> vodkablock++
<5> what is vodkablock
<1> it's my own little perl script
<7> The Shield > vodkablock
<5> man im learn all kindas new **** in the channel
<1> it downloads the RIPE ***igned numbers database
<1> and adds firewall rules for all the vodka-drinking countries.
<5> hahah
<5> .ru .pl, etc
<1> @interestingBlocks = grep(/\|(UA|PL|RU|RO|LV)\|/, @blocks);
<5> pretty much most of eastern europe
<5> awesome
<1> they don't need to be accessing my site anyway
<1> it's not like they speak english
<1> the trouble is that it adds like 1200 rules.
<1> because their address space over there is pretty fragmented.
<1> vodkablock tries its best to merge neighboring blocks
<7> jlott
<7> i have trackers for the shield
<1> but it only manages to remove about 300 rules by doing that.
<5> yea
<7> if you are torrentable
<5> atm no but i will be in the near future
<5> whats it about?
<7> cops
<7> but it's awesome
<7> 1. no music
<5> sweet
<7> 2. "hero" is a corrupt cop


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