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<0> arubin, that's why they need Epic
<1> seems like every other day
<0> I am?
<1> you are
<0> I am not
<1> you donut lie to me soup man
<0> **** MY BALLS
<0> chicken ****er
<1> you eat way too much soup and talk about it all the time
<0> I have had no soup of any kind in like
<0> 2 weeks
<2> ah, looks like we filed another amendment to our S-1 two weeks ago
<0> and that was chili
<1> maybe so.... but you have been thinking about it the whole time
<0> perhaps



<2> still no share prices...
<0> I go put pants on now
<2> WTF
<2> the VP on HR can get a 20% bonus
<2> s/on/of/
<0> that's probably just the cash bonus
<0> he can probably get another 90% in stock or some bull****
<0> or the company will give him enough of a home office allowance to build a 6k sq foot home
<0> that he doesn't really have to put an office in if he don't wanna
<2> our HR dept is a joke
<2> we outsource everything
<0> brb
<2> yet our HR dept keeps growing
<2> and they manage to **** things up constantly
<3> is there posible all my files on my diskspace will be missing if im going to install freebsd without backups?
<0> cody-, not at all
<0> FreeBSD makes a backup for you before it installs
<0> automatically
<0> it is a very safe process
<0> just tell it to use the whole disk, and it will process it all
<4> I am going to start an Amiga computer revolution
<4> switch the standard
<5> my god java is fun
<5> polymorphism confuses people who are stupid
<6> OMG
<6> The Hills Have Eyes
<6> in HD!!!
<1> good morning weird people
<7> Anyone knows where to get credi cards fulls with DOB and SSN CVV2?Pls Msg me. Thanks
<1> hahaha
<8> what a ****wit
<9> hi
<9> ?
<9> sstop ignoring me
<8> wut
<9> hi hi hi!!!
<8> what's going on
<8> I have 15 minutes until cl***
<9> nuttin
<9> just got b ack from my moms
<9> hooked up her new laser printer
<8> cool
<10> did you eat her out for lunch
<9> no i had a grilled cheese sammach
<9> and sweet pickles
<9> now i have a monster energy beverage xxl blue claw
<9> what you guys do today
<11> damn
<9> turtle-!!
<9> ?
<11> HELLO
<11> EPAL
<9> yayayayya
<9> there you are
<11> my precious is all beat up and nasty now
<9> WHAT HAPPENED???????
<11> it just gets beat up and nasty
<11> it's hot and i sweat all over it and i use it outdoors a lot and i take it with me to all kinds of places
<11> soo
<9> oh no :(



<9> it needs a bath!!
<11> no not that kind
<11> the sweat and **** eats away at the outer finished
<9> dude
<9> make tog buy you a work laptop
<9> duh
<11> yea
<11> a little cute black macbook
<11> that's totally going to happen, i'll get right on that.
<9> dude
<9> you gotta wear a suit and schedule a meeting with your boss
<9> then you ask for work resources
<9> and they give them to you
<9> so you can better complete your projects
<9> YOU GOT ALOT ON YOUR PLATE RIGHT NOW
<9> saw stupid meaningless **** like that
<9> saw/say
<11> i want a cute black macbook
<12> racist
<12> first everyone wants african babies
<12> now they want african macbooks
<11> they're COOL
<11> cool people have them and use them
<9> i dont have one :(
<9> i know i love you
<11> i saw one at the apple store
<9> i've never been t an apple store
<9> i bet there are lots of pretty things there
<11> omg
<11> dude
<11> why the hell not?
<9> there isnt one here?
<9> id have to drive to atlanta 4 hours away
<11> they have a bunch of retards with black shirts walking around who think they know **** about computers
<11> then they have all these different preciouses on display
<11> and you can go touch all the different preciouses
<9> can you click on them and stuff?
<11> yeah
<11> you can use the internets
<11> and you can play with them
<9> omg!!
<9> i want to go to apple store :(
<11> but you can't use the terminal or they get mad and yell at you
<9> only hackers use the terminal
<13> really?
<13> nobodys ever bitched at me for opening up a term at the apple stores
<11> they did it to me twice
<13> lame
<11> and now they've like compressed and p***worded terminal.app
<13> where do you live?
<11> south florida
<9> so download iterm :)
<11> they say people were going in there and like ftping all the expensive software home
<9> lolz
<13> hahaha
<9> thats hot
<11> the first time they yelled at me i didn't own a mac yet and had never used osx at all
<11> and i just wanted to look around
<11> and they're all like YOU CAN'T BE IN THE TERMINAL SIR!!!!
<9> i just had the bestest idea
<9> walk in the apple store and start smashing all the white macbooks screaming about the beatles and ****
<11> yeah
<9> i jsut rubbed burt's bees lemon butter cuticle cream on my cuticles!!!
<14> ermz
<9> ?
<15> Hello, I am trying to search & replace some text in a pack of files, but am having some syntax issues, is there any other commands I can use other than gawk?
<12> try awk
<12> or nawk
<12> NYUK NYUK NYUK
<9> bigbambu: ur funie!!!
<12> LOL I R.
<9> man
<9> my monitor screen is dirty
<9> whats the best way to clean LCD screen?


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